A/N: I will try to update as much as I can… College can be such a damper sometimes. Okay, you've been waiting, so here's chapter 3!
Chapter 3
Stan
"Feh, I can't believe that I, the great evil king Stan, have to do such a measly thing as this." Stan grumbled to himself. He was still searching in the box of CD's that Rosalyn had set out before the entire group, because he couldn't seem to find a CD that fit him. "Rosalyn must be very smug with herself, that half-brained twit of a woman…"
"I HEARD that, you egocentric fake!"
"Whatever…" Stan was starting to get a little embarrassed, because everyone else had found their CD, and he was still searching for his. Ten minutes later, he reached his breaking point.
"AAAGGGHHH!!!!!! DAMN IT ALL! THERE'S NOT ONE THAT FITS MY GREATNESS!!!" Stan picked up the box, dumped its contents onto the ground, and threw the box into the air, which he then incinerated with an enormous ball of fire.
Needless to say, Rosalyn was quite amused by this. "What's wrong? The great big evil king has to have his wittle-bitty baby tantrum?" Stan just stood there. With a hurt look on his face, he said, "No, I just put them on the ground for a better look, that's all. Besides, that's where all of these accursed things should be. In the ground. Or burning in a fire." Stan sat down cross-legged on the ground, his brow furrowed from stress. He actually looked like he was about to cry…
Rosalyn picked up a CD from the wildly strewn pile. "Here, try this one. It my just fit your true 'greatness'." She then walked away, a wide smile on her face. If everything went as planned, she would get to use something else she found in the outside world…
Stan held the CD and just stared at it…there were no markings on it, except for three bold letters…
"H.T.H., huh? Well, even that accursed woman can see when there is greatness before her, and as a hero, she can't lie, so what do I have to lose?" He put the CD into the player, put the headphones on, and pressed play…
Five minutes later…
Rosalyn walked back outside of her tent, where she was trying to find the videocassette tape that went with her newly acquired video camera. With any luck, she would need it by now. Normally, as a hero, and the Great Hero at that, she wouldn't try to trick anyone, but as far as she was concerned, self-proclaimed fake evil kings were fair game. So in order to catch everything, she turned the camera on. When she finally reached where Stan was supposed to be, her eyes widened in shock.
"Oh…my…"
This was much better than she had hoped for.
"Bounce in time, to the beat, Hey! You don't even have to move your feet! Just shake your thing, let me see you move, now steer around and feel the groove…" Stan had just did a full 360, finger and arm fully extended, and upon seeing Rosalyn, stopped cold. He then proceeded to turn five different shades of red. "You…you…you tricked me, you… you…" Stan stumbled.
"This has got to be pretty embarrassing, hmm?" Rosalyn had one of the biggest smirks on her face that side of the world had ever seen. "An evil king dancing to the hamster dance? Wow, I now will quiver in my sleep at the thought of such evil running ramped!" Rosalyn was now rolling on the floor, the camera, all but forgotten. "I bet babies will pee their pants at the mention of your great evilness!"
Needless to say, Stan was heated. However, even he knew when it was a good time to…
End the chapter.
A/N: Hey, I just figured that it would be funny to catch Stan doing something like that. If you have any suggestions for songs that seem like a character, by all means, let me know!
And for those who don't know, the song is "The Hamster Dance" by Hampton the hamster. (Or is it Hampton and the hamsters? Someone let me know!)