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Emmett becomes a.....PORN STAR?!

EmPOV

When I had come home a few days ago after getting sacked, Edward read my mind and told everyone. I hate it when he does that.

But I still have my heart set on getting a job. Not that I needed the money, I just wanted to do something fun.

I looked out the windscreen of my jeep and saw human men and women filing out of a thin door barely visible to human eyes. The door was in the side of an old run down building, and beyond it I could see all kinds of camera equipment.

I drove by one of the women and rolled the window down.

"Hi. Can I give you a lift somewhere?" I wanted to know what they did in there. I'm a curious person.

"Yeah, sure handsome." She replied automatically when she laid eyes on me. She looked very common with brown hair and blue eyes but I suppose she was quite pretty. For a human. Still nothing on my Rose though.

"So," I began. I knew I didn't need to dilly dally. I could just get to the point and ask her. She would tell me.

"What do you people do behind that door?"

She looked like she was going to tell me to mind my own business but I turned round and gave her a huge, dazzling grin. She got totally flustered at that.

"We make porn movies." She blurted out before she could stop herself.

I smiled to myself. Porn movies, now that would be a lot more fun than being a French teacher.

"Wow. Do you know if they're looking for any more cast?" I asked smiling at her innocently. I hadn't even asked her name.

"No, they're not." She said, then raking her eyes over my body, lingering for a moment on the bulge in my pants, she added, "But for you, they might make an exception."

"Thanks. You can get out now." I told her.

"What I thought you were giving me a lift?"

"I was but I'm not anymore 'cause I just told you to get out." I replied.

She started jibbering but I wasn't listening. I opened the door and threw her out of my jeep gently. Wouldn't want any dead humans lying in the street now, would we?

I kept my thoughts to myself last night so Eddie didn't read my mind. Not that he didn't have other things to occupy his time with. And Edward said I was addicted to sex!

I went to the door the next day and the director took one look at me and hired me, firing one of the other cast members so I could take his place. The guy shot me a dirty look on his way out.

I read the script they had given me. Wow. There is a lot of sex in this movie. No shit Em! It's a porno. Okay great. I was talking to myself in my head.

I couldn't have sex with anyone but my Rosalie. I loved her too much to do that. I couldn't even have sex with a human without losing control. I don't know how Edward had done it.

The first scene was a naked scene so I stripped off my clothes. All the females and even some of the males were staring at and admiring my manlihood. I stood up straight and proud.

We got through the first scene, quickly. But in the second scene, I was supposed to have sex with this blonde woman he looked nothing like Rose.

I was about to tell them that I would do naked stuff but I couldn't have sex with another woman when the door burst open and Bella's dad came rushing in.

"Hi Charlie!" I yelled, while everyone else was either being arrested by the cops who entered behind him or sprinting out the door trying to get away from the raid.

He looked at me, confused, and then yelled at me. "Emmett, what the hell are you doing here?! And would you put some damn clothes on!" He said shielding his eyes.

I was fully dressed before he had even finished his sentence. Another cop came over and put metal cuffs on my hands behind my back. Ah crap. Stupid Emmett! Now everyone's gonna find out about this. And to top it all off, Rosalie won't have sex with me for a month! I didn't even think about the fact that I had been arrested. Again.

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