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I normally write from Emmett's POV in this story but this chapter is going to be from Bella's.

The Best of Both Worlds

BPOV

Emmett came home with a huge grin on his face. He had been out for hours and nobody except Alice knew where he had been who was currently translating bad 60s songs into different languages. Evil little pixie had been hiding her thoughts from Edward for hours.

"Hello, wonderful family! I am home at long last! Did you guys miss me?" He yelled. He came over to the sofa and ruffled Edward's hair, earning him a punch in the nose.

"Emmett! Where the hell have you been?!" A blur of colour ran into Emmett's arms. Rosalie pulled away from Emmett and hit him sharply on the head. She had already been pissed at Emmett and now she looked like she were having an internal argument whether she should forgive him or get even angrier at him.

I turned to Edward who was sitting beside me on the sofa in front of the TV. Edward knew what I wanted to know even though he can't read my mind.

"He's singing every Britney Spears song she ever made." Emmett? Britney Spears? Who knew? I guess you really do learn new things every day.

Rosalie looked like she had come to an agreement in her head. She grabbed Emmett's hand and dragged him upstairs to their room. Edward passed me a set of ear plugs Alice had promised we would need. I accepted them gratefully and popped them in my ears.

"Some solution" I heard Edward mutter under his breath before a good bit of my hearing was cut off. I smiled at his comment.

Edward and I went to the cottage and had some fun of our own for the next few hours. Nessie was with Jacob and the pack.

A few hours later, the whole family was in the sitting room of the main house. For some reason, Emmett had assembled us all here. He said there was something to show us. I wonder if Emmett's going to tell us where he's been all day.

He sat us all down in front of the TV. Renesmee was sitting between Edward and I, and Alice was on my other side, cackling her little head of. Emmett turned on the TV to the Disney channel. We had originally gotten that channel for Renesmee but Emmett watched it ten times more than she did.

Hannah Montana was coming on next. Was Emmett really going to make us all watch this? Emmett had a really weird obsession with this show. He had a Hannah Montana backpack, night light, lunch box even though we don't eat, pens and pencils, posters. Basically his whole half of his and Rosalie's room was dedicated to the show.

We all thought it was just a weird phase and he would get over it eventually. What we saw next showed us all just how much Emmett loved Hannah Montana.

The girl looked like Hannah Montana. She sounded like Hannah Montana. Any human would've believed it was Hannah Montana. But it was unmistakeably...Emmett?!

The house shook as everyone erupted into laughter. There wasn't going to be a house if we didn't calm down. But I couldn't. If I was still human, I would've been sobbing from the hysterics.

Emmett...blonde! Emmett...wearing make-up! Emmett...in a dress! It was hilarious. We didn't manage to watch the rest of the show because we were still laughing.

"Aww, we missed it!" I sighed. Emmett's acting would have embarrassed him even more.

But Emmett stood tall and proud. He was happy with his day's work. Well I guess he'd succeeded in stopping everyone being angry at him.

"Don't worry Bella," Alice told me. "I was well prepared. I recorded the whole thing." That wiped the smile off Emmett's face. "Oh yeah, this is going up all over You Tube."

Emmett yelled in protest and jumped at Alice. She moved out of the way so fast that Emmett ended up sprawled across the sofa on top of Edward, Renesmee and I. Emmett weighed a ton!

Alice giggled and took off outside probably seeing a big fight coming on. Esme hurried after them, trying to stop them from ruining her garden. The rest of us sat there laughing for another half hour before we decided to go break it up between Alice and Emmett.

"Who do you think will be winning?" I asked Rosalie. Emmett was stronger and faster but Alice can see the future and Emmett was also incredibly stupid for being just under a century old.

"Emmett, My monkey-man." She replied dreamily.

"I bet Alice." I said to her quietly, slipping a hundred dollars into her hand. We didn't want Esme or Carlisle to hear. They didn't approve of our betting.

We split up to look for them after that so we had no problem of Carlisle or Esme overhearing us.

"You're on!" Rosalie whispered so only I could hear.

We found Emmett sitting in a huge oak tree about a mile from the house.

"She had a spider!" He whimpered. Emmett ate grizzlies almost daily, yet he was afraid of a spider?! It was just another of the strange things about Emmett.

I found Alice behind a yew nearby, snickering while Rosalie was trying to coax a terrified Emmett out of the tree. It was an unimaginably funny sight. I broke down into giggles which only started Alice off again.

On the way back, Rosalie slipped two hundred dollars into my hand. When was she going to learn that you don't bet against Alice?

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