Twilight From Aro's POV
Hi guys, you asked for more, we're giving you more! This is the second instalment of our NEW Twilight Plot line made by me and my mate Laura. Laura wrote this one and I wrote the first one but both our ideas go into both So I hope you like it!!!
disclaimer; we still don't own twilight but our voices in our heads say 'only one more producer to go'

Twilight…Another Day In Italy
Today is another day like any other day. I fed my cat, went to the shop to buy another black robe, Demetri spilt ice-cream down my last one. I went to the local vampire supermarket to buy some seasoning that the shop keeper says goes well with animals like cats. I went to the local toy shop, fangs 'R' Us and bought the newest pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, Caius wont see it coming!!!
Tomorrow we had some news that Edward was coming to try and kill himself again. I can remember last time when he tried to throw himself in Jane's barbeque and the time before when he tried to stab himself with a stake but just shattering it into a million pieces. But this time he might actually succeed unlike everything else he's done in his life.

Next week its my birthday. I will be 1476 years old. I think… I can remember my birthday last year. I got the Barbie as Rapunzel from Demetri and Marcus made me eat cake but this years going to be better. Emmett is getting me a stripper and I'm getting Thomas the tank engine!!! We are also getting a bear high and drinking its blood because doctors said that's the only way you can get a vampire high!
I ran into Jacob the other day and asked him if he would like to come and stroke my cat Mr. Muffin. He said muffins bring him bad memories. So I said ok would you like to come help me with dinner with my new knife it can cut a wolfs head off!!! He ran off screaming. What's his problem.
Well I'm going back to fangs 'R' us to get the new and ultra Hannah Montana wig, new in today, that might cover my greys.

The end!