Renesmee-
The Dark Lord
Hey
guys we have decided to do a lot of plot lines for you to laugh your
heads off at. Now then this is our Renesmee version so I hope you
enjoy.
I'm
going in for the kill, the last Barbie doll till my whole set is
wiped out. I pounce, ripping its head and arms off, plastic flying
every where. Ken looks traumatised that his girlfriend is being
ripped to shreds, but he's next, then I go in for…….Mommy.
Ken
is over and done with, all that's left is the remains of his, you
know what. Now time to get the weapons out. Before I attack Mom I
need the write equipment. Diapers in case I have an accident in the
middle of the mission, milk bottles in case I need to blind the enemy
to distract while I retreat to safety and the most important my dummy
and plasters just in case I get a boo boo in the mission. The mission
that I have been chosen to complete is called……..Gangsta Baby In
Da Mission To Kill Da Mom Ov Mass Destruction And To Kill Da Boy Who
Smokes Pot Behind Da Skool Parking Lot………..Word.
I'm
all set to go in for the life threatening mission. Mommy's on the
sofa watching T.V but……sugar sticks! Daddy with her. Why are they
always together, they acted like there married! Ok I need to get
Mommy on her own and I now the best way to do it. I opened my mouth
and screamed to the tunes of Batman to grab Mommy's attention. I
ran into my room to lure her in, and yes it worked she's coming in
to comfort me but, oh no! Mr. Snuggles my bear is staring at me. Stay
focused Renesmee your on a mission! Right pull out your bottle to
blind Mommy but oh no I dropped my bottle and oh no with the shock of
dropping my bottle I have made a little brown fishy in my pants,
right diaper, wait where's my diaper, oh that's it I put it in
the oven to make a fire weapon, well looks like I'm screwed. This
mission isn't over I will win after I have had my afternoon nap and
my cow and gate milk.
The end!