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Last time on Sora Finds Roxas:
Sora, having found Roxas, is shocked to find that Roxas doesn't remember him.
Roxas and Larxene proceed to destroy a DDR machine with their crazy dance moves.
Seifer cried.
Eddie: Is Alex taken care of?
Kuramu: They upped his Adderall. He's out of it.
Demyx: Does this mean I get more lines?
Eddie: Maybe…
Sora watched as Larxene and Axel cleared out a large section of the boardwalk. Several passersby took in the odd hair and thought that a circus was in town. Ultimately, few stayed to watch the proceedings. Kairi and Riku appeared from the ice cream shop and handed Sora a sea salt ice cream. "So, what's this all about?" Riku asked, watching the Nobodies lay down a small dance floor.
"Larxene and Roxas are in a dance off," Zexion said as he faded into view.
"Whoa! Who are you?" Kairi shouted.
"Oh, me? I'm Number VI, Zexion, the Cloaked Schemer, yada yada yada," Zexion smirked at her. "And you are Kairi, last princess of heart."
"Holy crap, who is this guy?" Kairi gasped.
"Didn't he just say?" Sora turned to look at her. "Are you feeling okay? First, you don't remember Roxas, and now, Zexion tells you who he is, but you can't remember that? What is this, Chain of Memories: Kairi style?"
"You're not supposed to remember that!" Riku shouted.
Zexion: Why am I hanging out with these losers?
Eddie: Cause you get the most lines…I think. *checks script* Sorry, that would be Sora gets the most lines…but usually he just sounds dumb
Sora: Hey!
Kairi pouted because her friends were teasing her, but this only seemed to make them laugh more. Zexion seemed to understand the poor, tormented soul.
Zexion: Hold it. I am not, nor will I ever be, emo. I don't understand tormented souls.
Eddie: *grumbles*
Zexion attempted to cheer up the pouting girl. "Why don't we leave those two to their stupid jokes and help Demyx pick out the music?"
"Sounds like fun. Thanks, Zexion," she latched onto the Nobody's arm, glaring back at Sora. "At least someone is nice to me."
"Dude, I think you just lost your girlfriend," Axel said fro behind them. Riku and Sora whipped around to glare at the redhead.
"She's not my girlfriend," Sora snapped. But from the blush creeping up his cheeks, you could tell he was lying.
"Don't sweat it, short stuff," Axel grinned. "Zexion loves his books too much to steal anyone's girl. And you remind me of someone…" He tilted his head to one side. "But who?"
"I'm Roxas' other," Sora sighed. "But he doesn't remember me at all."
"Well, he got lost a few months back. When we found him, he didn't remember any of us."
"So, if I keep talking to him, will he remember me?"
"Maybe," Axel nodded. "So, you came all the way out here to look for him?"
"Actually, since we defeated the heartless, we haven't had much to do, so we've been all over the worlds looking for adventure," Riku replied.
Kuramu: Oh god, adventures? What are they Indiana Jones wannabees?
Eddie: More typing, less talking.
"Okay, Larxene, are you ready to lose?" Roxas taunted. Larxene simply glared at him and turned to Demyx, asking if the music was ready.
"Everything's set up," Demyx replied. Larxene and Roxas took their places on the make shift dance floor. "Alright, who's going to judge?"
"I will!" Axel shouted.
"No way," Larxene said. "You'd pick Roxas just cause he's your friend."
"What's your point?" Axel asked. Larxene sighed and pointed to the one impartial judge she could find, Xaldin.
"Why me?" the dread-locked man asked.
"You know dance moves," Larxene commented. "So, I'm counting on you to see the flaws."
"Oh fine," Xaldin pouted. Behind him, Kairi was looking at the large amount of sheet music stuffed into Demyx's bag. Leaning against the alley wall was his sitar case as well.
"So, he's memorized how many songs?" Kairi asked, glancing at the sitarist.
"Well, at first, it was just DDR songs…then, he started learning Japanese pop songs. Now, he's into Indian rock music, thus the sitar," Zexion commented.
Zexion: Why would I know that?
Eddie: Cause you and Demyx can't fight…so you hang out together while the others go on missions.
Zexion: Vexen's crap at fighting. Why can't he be Demyx's friend? Demyx is like…my polar opposite!
Eddie: First off, Vexen is creepy. Second, opposites work well together. Haven't you read fanfiction lately?
The dance off commenced, both dancers taking turns showing off whatever moves they could think of. After Roxas managed to work a backflip into his break dance, Xaldin officially declared him the winner.
"What? No. I can't be beaten by such a…loser. I won't allow it," Larxene seethed.
"Hey, you chose the judge, blondie," Axel commented. "Not his fault your dancing isn't up to Roxas' moves."
"I hate men," Larxene pouted. She gathered her stuff and yanked on Marluxia's arm. "Come on, we're leaving."
"But…but…" the pink haired man waved toward the group. "I was having fun."
Kuramu: Marluxia's having fun…and he isn't manipulating someone…I feel a disturbance in the fanbase.
Eddie: What did I say about talking?!
Sora walked up to his Nobody to congratulate him. "That was really cool," Sora stated. "I wish I could dance like that."
"It's not too hard, once you learn the moves," Roxas told him. "You just have to keep working at it until you get everything right." As they talked, Riku sat down beside Kairi and Zexion.
"Why do I get the feeling all of our hard earned munny is going to be invested in a DDR machine?" he asked.
"Well, as long as Sora gets Roxas to remember," Zexion replied. "Even I'd pitch in some munny."
"Why?" Kairi asked.
"While he remembers learning all of his dance moves, he doesn't remember a lot of everyday stuff. It's rather weird to find him standing beside the oven and asking how it works."
"Oh, that is weird."
Roxas: What? I do not! Zexion! How could you lie like that?!
Zexion: It's in the script?