V-chan & Emily - HEY PEOPLES! WE'RE BACK!!
Cast - shudders yay.
Both - HEY! Fine, we'll make this worse!
Cast - NO! Sorry. YAY!
Both - thank you
V-chan - Anyway, we finally got enough questions, so here we go!
Emily – Wait! You forgot the stupid disclaimer!
V-chan - Oh yeah! Can I get someone up here to say we don't own D. Gray-man?
Allen - Okay. V-chan and Emily do not own D. Gray-man. If they did, I'm pretty sure we would be near dead by now.
V-chan – We wouldn't kill you Allen, but maybe to everyone else. Also, next chapter, you don't have to do this until everyone else has said our disclaimer.
Emily - damned straight! This chapter is in V-chan's POV.
Allen - yay!
Chapter 2: In Which Awkward Questions Are Asked
"Okay people! Our first question is from Emily, who had to ask this. Emily?" I said, clearly amused.
"Thanks V-chan! Anyway, my question is for Allen. What did you go through while with Cross?" Emily asked.
At the words 'go through' and 'Cross', Allen huddled into a corner and was mumbling incoherently. Cross was smirking, and also had a mad look on his face.
"Allen? Are you okay?" Lenalee asked. "Sorry Allen, but you have to answer it.", I said.
"I'm fine Lenalee. Anyway I (don't wanna tell anyone for the sake of your sanity) and one time, I accidentally ate master's liquor chocolates, and he nearly killed me. I'll never touch liquor again." Allen said, quite pale as finished.
Nearly everyone gasped at this, seeing as that was cruel. The Noahs were just surprised the kid lived through it all.
Cross nearly snorted and said, "You shouldn't have touched my chocolate idiot apprentice. Oh, and don't forget Rosanne." as he finished with a smirk. Allen paled even more, remembering Rosanne, the man-eating baby plant he had to take care of.
Emily and I were slightly horrified.
"You'd do that to a child? That's horrible!" I cried, until I realized something and said, "Hm. Maybe we should use those as torture ideas! What do you say Em?"
"Hm, good idea! Thank you Cross and Allen, for giving us more torture ideas!" Emily smirked. Both of us sat down in our seats.
The Noahs were ready to kill those two, how could you tell? There was fire in the back ground.
"You dumbasses! You just gave them more ideas to kill us!" JasDebi yelled, with everyone else agreeing with the twins.
"Well. That was interesting. Okay! I have a question for Bak!" I screamed. I was sugar high!
"Okay." he said, see no harm in letting her ask.
"Bak, why do you have a bunch of pictures of Lenalee in your room?" I asked. Bak instantly regretted it. Sorry to him, but I really wanna know. I think Allen does too.
Allen asked, "Yes, why?" Lenalee simply blushed redder than a tomato. But it was Koumi to look at and fear (fear the power of the overprotecting brother!)
Koumi could now be seen with his equipment out, and a Komurin mark five behind him. The robot's name was scratched out and said 'Lenalee's fan boy exterminator'.
"Oh! Look at the pretty robot!" Emily said as she served everyone coffee, even Komurin Five.
"You MUST answer Bak." Emily, Koumi, and I said, although Koumi's was more 'say the wrong thing and die'.
"Because I have a crush on her, okay!" Bak yelled, while scratching his hives. Lenalee blushed even more, and Koumi marked him as 'fan boy'. Emily and I simply nodded, since Koumi was ready to kill him. Koumi already started up his tools and robot.
The robot immediately powered up and Koumi pressed a button. (shiny button!) It didn't help that Emily served it coffee.
"Bak Chan. Classified Fan boy. Must destroy." Komurin Five said. It immediately shot rockets at the Asia branch head. Koumi also used the drill, jackhammer, and all his other tools.
By the end of it, Bak was lying in a pool of blood while Emily poked him with a stick. Komurin Five was powered down, and Koumi put his tools away.
The exorcists watched this horrible scene and reminded themselves an angry Koumi is very, VERY BAD. Lenalee just looked slightly horrified and slightly glad that a fan boy was gone.
The Noahs and Earl watched with strange fascination at the now unconscious Asian head. A majority of them were thinking along the lines of, 'Wow. I thought WE were evil. Jealous older siblings are far, FAR worse.'
Rhode thought, for a minute and finally asked her older brothers
"Would you do that?" with questioning eyes.
They said, "No." Tyki added, "Not because you aren't special to us, but you can always bring them to your dimension and maul them with candles." Rhode nodded content with the answer.
I stood up, checked up on Bak, and sighed.
"Dammit Koumi, now I have to heal him. You know he's only alive by a thread right? You better be glad I can still heal him!!"
I then activated my innocence and put my hands on top of Bak's chest.
"Heal." I commanded, and some of my fingers disintegrated, and Bak was fully healed, but unconscious. I laid him on a bed that Emily materialized from Sleepy's (stupid song is stuck in my head!) and sat back down.
Emily stood up. "This is from ElysianFire. She asks, 'Kanda: Have you been hit on by a straight person?' ". A vein throbbed in Kanda's head as everyone else, save Bak, who was still unsconcious, snickered. Even Allen was snickering, but stopped and started mumbling again when Kanda yelled, "WHAT THE FCKING HELL!? I'm outta here."
Kanda jumped out of his seat, and tried to leave, but Emily came up with an innocence breaking chainsaw.
"Now, now Kanda. Allen and Bak had to answer their questions." Now sit back down before I do something I don't want to do (liar!)" Emily had that Chibi look saying 'I'm going to kill you' and in Kanda's thoughts he could only think of three things.
'WHAT. THE. FUCK.'
She pointed at Allen, who was still in the corner, mumbling, and Bak, who was unconscious.
"You have to too, and add in who did hit on you and what'd you do to them, or I use this innocence breaking chainsaw on Mugen." and Mugen mysteriously appeared in her hands.
Kanda gave up.
"Che. Yes. That person was a finder, and you couldn't recognize him when I was done with him. He was still breathing too." Kanda said.
Everyone was staring at him. The exorcists because they didn't believe that Kanda would lacerate a person, a finder no less. The Noahs stared because they did not think an exorcist would be that brutal to someone he was working with.
Emily and I, however, just sat there. We realized he was brutal around the time where he threatened everyone to leave and used Mugen on them before fighting Skin.
"Ok. Now that we know about that, we're ending this little question round. More are coming later." I said. Emily materialized enough bedrooms for everyone and a kitchen.
"There are rooms over there with your name on it. Go into your room only, or I kill you! The doors only allow YOU in. There's a kitchen if you get hungry, and the kitchen restocks itself. You guys sleep, and tomorrow, we will have more questions for you guys." Emily said.
Allen's room was just like the one at the Order, including the creepy pictures and creepy room! Same with all the other exorcists. The Noah's rooms however, were different.
Rhode's room was just like her dimension. It had floating candles, some clothes she'd wear, and a doll of Allen. Rhode squealed and glomped the poor doll to death. I feel so sad for the doll. (sniffle)
Tyki's room was half dark, half light, literally. One side had no lights on. Needless to say, Tyki was not amused, but had to make due, and complain tomorrow.
Skin's room was filled with candy. He grabbed one, bit it, and bit his finger. The candies were fake. Skin didn't know this, and kept biting his fingers.
Lulubelle's room was made for a cat. Lulubelle turned into a cat and looked in the dish. There. Was. No. Milk!
"Dammit." she said. Then, as she laid down to sleep, dogs started barking. When she got up, the barking stopped.
"Goddamn annoying authors." she cursed.
The Earl's room was like his own. Neither of us felt the need to mess with it. Lero's was a broom closet.
Jasdebi's room was, horrible. It was a pigsty, oddly like their usual room. There was one bed, and a note saying 'Hope you like your room! Only one bed. Try sitting on it.' Even though they knew they shouldn't sit on the bed, they did anyway, and all the clothes started burning.
"GODDAMN YOU AUTHORS!" they cried.
Meanwhile, the prep room, where the two insane girls watched over everyone and planned on what would happen next, we grinned as Jasdebi and Lulubelle cursed us.
"You gotta love spy cameras and sound proof rooms." V-chan said. The two idiots smirked.
Finally after preparing for tomorrow, they went to their rooms. V-chan's had navy blue walls, with posters of Simple Plan, Linkin Park, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, and a Happy Bunny poster. The bed had blue sheets and pillows.
Emily's room was gray, with pictures of black bats on the wall, to pictures of a black tree surrounded by graves, and filled with manga, a desk, and a canopy bed.
As the girls went to sleep, we could only snicker at what would happen tomorrow.
Both - And we're done!
V-chan - Please tell us what you think, and supply us with more questions. I feel so proud of this chapter. Don't you?
Emily - I sure do.
V-chan - Once again, I need at least three questions with the character's name, question, and your name!
Emily - Big thanks to ElysianFire, the only one to give us a question. Everyone else, ask a question dammit! Or I'll starts long rant of torture methods
V-chan - Oh great. You got her started on a rant. Well, the only way to get rid of it is to ask us questions so I can update ASAP. So REVIEW!
Emily - Still ranting killing methods
Sayonara!