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Kanda - Che! The stupid idiots
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V-chan - Amen to that, well except for the idiot part!
Emily - The chapter title will be explain later. On with the chapter!
V-chan - Note to you guys, Emily's comments are in parentheses ( ), and mine are in brackets . Obviously, both our comments are in both. i.e.
Ch 3: Captain Winky?! O.o
The Kitchen
So, it'd been a day since the interview started. Everyone was eating semi-peacfully when...
Jasdevi came in with boot marks on their butts.
"What happened?" the Earl inquired.
"They pissed us off! That's what!" Emily yelled! She was about to throw her trusty spoon Bob, when V-chan stopped her.
"Calm down Em." V-chan said. Emily calmed down, but gave her a ' you are gonna die a slow painful death' look to Jasdebi. Both of them though they would be sent to their death beds.
"So, how were your rooms?" she asked, and Lulubelle, Tyki, Jasdevi, and Skin immeadiately yelled,
"WE HAVE A PROBLEM!"
"One at a time children. Tyki first." the Earl chided. (the mad cow please see Days of Our Lives for the nickname acts like a father...INTERSTING)
"Why does only half of my room have lights?" he asked.
"Because you have a white side and black side, and we wanted to emphasize it." Emily cheerfully replied. V-chan nodded.
"Well, can I have lights on both sides?" he asked. "Maybe." was the answer given by both the girls at the same time. Tyki sighed, and just decided to live with it.
"Lullubelle, you next." the Earl said, sipping on Earl Grey tea.
"Okay. Why is my room cat themed, why does it bark everytime I lie down, and why is there no MILK?" she asked.
"Okay, it's cat themed cuz you seem to like to be a cat. It barks cuz we wanted it to, and there's no milk cuz food is not allowed to be taken into your rooms." V-chan said.
"OMG You said that in order!" Emily cried, surprised.
"Of course genius." V-chan replied sullenly.
"Then why does ALLEN WALKER get to take HIS food in?" an obviously pissed Lulubelle asked.
"Allen? Cuz he's cool." Emily added in. V-chan nodded in agreement. Lulubelle still looked angry, but she was satisfied with her answers, for now. (MYSTERY!)
"Skin, your turn." the Earl said, now eating biscuits. (my god he eats a lot!)
"Why do the sweets in my room hurt my fingers?" he cried, outraged. (poor little Skinykins)
"Because they are fake. No food allowed in rooms. There are sweets in the cupboard though." was the simple answer from V-chan.
Skin rushed to the cupboard and ate all the sweets, not caring that they being the authors made him hurt himself.
"Jasdebi, you may now complain." the Earl said, enjoying the show. Both V-chan and Emily covered their ears, braced for impact.
"WHY THE FUCK DID THE CLOTHES BURN? WHY IS THE ROOM A PIGSTY, AND WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE BED?!" was the main outrage of the twins.
"Okay, so the clothes burned cuz you sat on the bed. We thought you'd have enough sense not to sit on it since we told you to sit on it, but you trusted us." Emily began as V-chan nodded.
"The room is a pigsty cuz your room in the mansion is... and cuz you guyss are annoying." V-chan continued.
"And there's one bed cuz we count you two as one person since you can merge together." we said in unison.
"It does make sense." the Earl said. The twins seethed, but knew enough not to piss the two 'devils' off.
After that little incident, eeryone started playing games or watched TV in the arcade that appeared while the author and her assisstant looked for the questions.
"ARE YOU SURE YOU PUT IT IN THE DUNGEON?!" Emily screamed from downstairs.
"YEAH! BUT I'LL CHECK THE CAVES JUST IN CASE!" V-chan hollered back.
""WHY THE CAVES?" Emily screamed.
"CUZ I FED JIMMY THE YETI JASDEBI'S BURNT CLOTHES!" V-chan yelled back.
"OKAY!" Emily replied.
BREAK
At noon, everyone heard, "Okay. Now that that's over with, we have questions!" that came from the two random people.
The Lounge
Everyone was now seated in a chair. Once again, the two girls were behind the desk, and the others seperated into two groups.
"Okay. All the questions are from JenLawliet. The first one is to Kanda, Lavi, Allen, and Lenalee. She asks, If you guys could change innocence among yourselves, whose weapon would you want and why?" Emily said.
"I'd want Kanda's Mugen because it is very powerful, and Lavi's hammer and Allen's arm do not suit me." Lenalee said.
"I would keep my own. Baka moyashi's arm and usagi-baka's hammer stink. Lenalee's boots need blood CHAPTER 157 SPOILER!, I will not donate blood." Kanda said, scowling.
"You'd also have to wear a skirt, and you wouldn't look good in them anyway." Emily said.
"eww. He'd look even more girly than before!" V-chan shuddered at the thought.
"Ooh! I want Allen's arm! It's constantly changing, so the suprises are endless!" Lavi cheered, bouncing up and down.
"I'd want Lavi's personally. Kanda would never let me touch Mugen, and I spill enough blood, I don't want to spill more." Allen said, smiling slightly.
"Thanks guys and girl! The next few questions are for Lavi. The first one is, How is it to view the world with one eye?" V-chan exclaimed.
"Kinda annoying actually. If I close it, I could fall or trip on something, or hit a wall." Lavi said, sulking slightly.
"Okay. Nice veiwpoint. The next question is 'How did you know Kanda's given name in the first place?' " Emily said.
"Well, he and I are friends, not that he'll admit it. Also, location, loccation, location." Lavi says, but also whispers, "the HQ's bio files duh."
"No wonder! The last question she has for you is, How many scafs and headbands do you have and how often do you change them? " V-chan asked, curious herself.
Every Order member besides Kanda and Cross also paid attention, wanting to know themselves.
"I only have one of each. No can replace Captain Winky!" he exclaimed with a large grin. Everyone listening to him sweat dropped.
(CAPTAIN WINKY WAS EMBRENN'S IDEA!! DON'T STEAL!)
"Captain Winky?" Emily asked.
"Yes...YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?" he yelled, brandishing his hammer.
"No we don't." V-chan said, calming him down.
"Looks like someone is sensitive about their attire." Emily said.
"Don't forget Cross with that one!" V-chan said.
"The last questions are for Allen. JenLawliet asks, Since you eat so musch and so fast, have you ever choked on your food?" Emily inquired.
"Um, no I haven't." Allen said.
"She also wants to know, Is there any food you dislike?" V-chan asked.
"I'll probably eat anything." he said.
"Really? I dare you to eat brussel sprouts!" Emily said.
Magically, brussel sprouts appeared in front of Allen. He grimaced and asked, "Do I have to?" while everyone stared in horror.
'Brussel sprouts are evil!' they all thought. Jasdebi were pleased they weren't Allen right now. They'd rather have a room full of burning clothes than eating brussel sprouts.
V-chan added, "Eat them or I will make you share a room with Cross."
Allen paled, and ate them in horror. Finally, he finished and gagged in a bucket that appeared next to him.
"Sorry Allen." Emily said.
"Now that that's over with, everyone can go back to what ever they were doing at first." V-chan said, and everyone left to do whatever they wanted.
BREAK
That night, everyone went back to their rooms.
Tyki went in his room and found that the two girls put lights all over the room, but one side was painted black, the other side was white.
The white side had white furniture, and the black had black furniture. He saw a note on the back of his dorr and it said 'Happy now?'. He said "thank you" and went to sleep.
Lulubelle entered her room and saw that they gave her human furniture, but left a scratching post for when she was a cat. She slightly smiled, but frowned when she saw a note.
It read 'We got rid of most of the furniture and replaced it.' She smiled and laid on the bed. Then the dog sirens started wailing again. Lulubelle scowled and rested on the scrathing post as a cat.
The siren rang again. "Goddammit." she mumbled and slept on the floor as a cat.
Skin's room now was filled with posters of sweet things. He didn't mind that, but now got cravings for candy. As he walked to the door, he fell in a twenty foot deep, ten feet wide hole. He was angry, but soon fell asleep.
Jasdebi's room was not changed, and the two guyss were mad. They slept thinking curses, and did not sleep before saying, "Fuck it."
Rhode's room was the same. We didn't wanna change it cuz she left a note that said, 'Take the Allen doll and I rip your heads off'. Usually, we wouldn't listen, but this is RHODE. She could cross dimensions and kill us, so no thank you.
Back in the planning room, we watched the four with mildly caring looks. That moment ended though when Emily started giggling.
"I think that went well, don't you?" V-chan asked as she nibbled on her Japanese chocolate.Yummy
"Yes, but did we have to fix Tyki's room?" Emily whined, biting her Pocky.POCKY RULES!
"Yes. He's one of the better characters. At least he cares for humans." V-chan reminded her.
"True. Well, at least we tortured Jasdebi and Lulubelle, but did we HAVE to leave the Allen doll there?" Emily asked, pouting.
"Yes. Oh! Here." V-chan said, and she took out two chibi Allen dolls and handed Emily one.
"YAY! THANK YOU!" Emily squealed.
"Welcome." V-chan said, hugging her doll.
"Well, night." Emily said as she walked to her room. "Night." V-chan answered as she closed the door.
The two got ready for bed and then went to sleep thinking of new ways to torture the unsuspecting characters and hugging their dolls.
In their rooms, everyone else shivered.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
V-chan - That's the end! What do you guys think?
Emily - Yeah! Review please. Tell us how it went,
V-chan - What could be improved,
Both - And ask more questions!
V-chan - Please remember that You can ask Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Kanda, Koumi, Bak, Miranda, Krory, the Earl, the Noahs, and us if you want.
Emily - Yeah! Ask the Noahs something! And Captain Winky was MY IDEA!!
V-chan - Also, special thanks to JenLawliet. She gets an imaginary Allen doll.
Both - So, REVIEW!
SAYONARA!!