V-chan - Hey peoples!
Emily - Wassup?
V-chan - Let's get straight to the fic. Who'll do the disclaimer?
Emily - Better not be Rhode, Allen, Kanda, or Lenalee dammit!
V-chan - I know! Cross, could you PLEASE do the disclaimer?
Cross - What's in it for me?
Emily - All the wine you can drink, plus hangover cures and we let you 'train' Allen
Allen - WHAT?!
V-chan - Sorry Allen-chan! We REALLY want Cross to do it.
Cross - Fine. These two brats here don't own D.Gray-man. If they did, Jasdebi'd be dead and I'd get as much booze as I want for free while 'training ' Allen.
Both - Let's get on with the fic!

Note: I have just realized Jasdero and David are both guys. Don't blame me for not realizing it. Blame onemanga.

Key

'bleh' - thought or sarcasm
"bleh" - speak
(bleh) - notes
bleh - Places

Wow. Just Wow.

Well, the cast now has a better view of what went on in the two odd girls' minds. Too bad it wasn't as helpful as they wanted.

Several days later, the cast just thought, 'Oh well.' and just tried to stay relatively sane, although it wasn't working well since Jasdebi kept cursing the author and her assistant multiple times during the day.

Everyone thought that had to do with the fact that everyone's rooms were now fine and had no traps in them; except for Jasdebi's room.

Nothing changed. The clothes were burnt, the room was a mess, and a giant centipede attacked them once. And the centipede came out from under their bed.

FUCKING. SCARY.

After that night, they found the very same centipede in a room marked 'Pets'. Inside were abominable snowmen, kitsunes (V-chan - Mine!), tanukis (V- mine too!), a snow white owl (Emily - Mine!), a black cat (E - that's mine too), a phoenix (E - mine!), the centipede, and a large dragon.

What everyone didn't know was, all the pets were bred with the instinct to bite, claw, and attack Jasdebi and anyone else their masters told them to.

Of course, everyone had established a minor truce between both sides. They would not attack each other as long as they were V-chan and Emily's captives. They knew that the only enemy right now were the maniacs.

Of course, Cross and the Earl were not included. The former, because he really didn't care, and the latter because the girls would do jack squat to him.

"ALRIGHT MAGGOTS, CROSS, AND EARL, REPORT TO THE QUESTION ROOM AND WE MAY ALLOW YOU TO DO SOMETHING RECREATIONAL!" V-chan screamed into the speaker.

Everyone rushed in, and V-chan turned the speaker off and said, "Damn, I need one of these in my house!"

Question Room

Once everyone was in, V-chan started to speak. "Alright people, I've just realized that you guys need to exercise more, well, except for the Earl and Cross. So, we've only got two questions and then Emily will create a swimming pool, park, meadow, hell, if Allen and Tyki wanna gamble, we'll create a room to play poker in." she spoke.

Emily continued with, "So, the questions are from whiteninjaachemist. She asks 'Kanda, Will you marry my counter part(Crazy and evil part of me)?' "

Emily was interrupted as Kanda choked on his spit.

"She also says, 'Just Kidding! Really Kanda did you ever kissed anyone??" Emily finished.

Kanda looked ready to kill, but he slowly shook his head indicating no. V-chan took a paper bag she had and gave it to Kanda. Kanda took the bag and screamed profanities into it, but no one heard anything and the bag was inflated.

V-chan took the bag and threw into a sound proof room, before asking the next question.

"She also asks if the Earl has ever choked on a cookie." she finished.

"Ah, no." Earl-kun said as he took a bite out of a cookie Emily gave him.

Suddenly, the Earl started choking and hacking.

"Earl-tama, what's going on Relo!" Lero shrieked.

Quickly, Emily went right behind the Earl, and performed the Heimlich maneuver. The cookie was dislodged from his throat and he thanked Emily.

"Well, now that the questions are answered and the excitement has worn off, tell me or Emily what you wanna do for the rest of the day, and we'll materialize a room for you to participate in said activity." V-chan said.

For Kanda, Emily created a dojo for him to practice. Krory asked the lesser of two maniacs (V - that's me!) for a greenhouse, which V-chan created for Krory to tend to plants. Lenalee and Koumi got a room that helped them relax and bond (as if they needed to have more bonding time). Miranda went into a room that helped her relax, and Skin got a room full of candy. Lulubell got a room created just so she could take a cat nap.

Lessee, Lavi was stuck in a room with Tyki, Jasdebi, and Bak playing poker. Allen headed for the poker group, but Cross intercepted the white-haired boy.

Cross dragged the boy to the girls, and asked for a room full of Level 3 akuma. The girls were afraid for Allen, but they made a deal (see the disclaimer) and Cross dragged Allen into the room to 'train' his apprentice.

Rhode got a room like her dimension, except all the dolls were now Allen dolls while the Earl had a room created just so he could plot. Lero was once again, playing DDR against the girls.

He was losing too.

After he lost, and relinquished his 200 dollars, to the two grinning girls, said girls ran into their plotting room to watch over everyone, and screw with Jasdebi.

With Kanda

Kanda felt like the world was against him. All he wanted to do was beat the crap outta the Earl, akuma, Noahs, and find that person. Instead, he's trapped in some weird place with MOYASHI, baka-usagi, Lenalee, his idiot boss, General Cross, the vampire dude and a woman with self esteem issues.

He needed to vent.

In the dojo, he tore every dummy apart. Then, the dummies remade themselves and actually started attacking him.

'Whaddya know? This might be interesting.' he thought, as he kept hitting them down.

With Lavi, Tyki, Jasdebi, and Bak

'Dammit.' was the thought on everyone except Tyki. Of course, that was because Tyki conned everyone into strip poker, and he was winning, with only his jacket missing. He also had all of Jasdero's clothes besides his vest, and everything Bak wasn't wearing and just about everything David wasn't wearing, besides his coat.

All Lavi was had his eye patch, Captain Winky (NO ONE TAKES CAPTAIN WINKY OR THE EYEPATCH!), his t-shirt and boxers. He also had Tyki's jacket, Jasdero's vest, and David's coat.

Bak seemed to be more gullible, as he was left with boxers and beret.

Of course, because of our beloved author and editor's meddling, Jasdero was in his underwear, while David still had his shirt. Of course, Jasdero couldn't get his clothes back since everyone agreed to keep their underwear on, so he had nothing else to bet.

David only had one thing to bet, and played the next hand.

He lost. Badly.

Now, the only ones left were the guys. Tyki was winning, followed by Lavi, who won the last hand and got Bak's beret, his pants from Tyki, and David's shirt.

Finally after hours, was the last hand. It was filled with blood (j/k), sweat, tears and violence.

But in the end, Tyki won.

With the Earl

The Earl was bored. Yes, he had to be planning to take over the world, but he was just SO BORED!!

Until Emily and V-chan showed up. Yes, the maniacs and official nut jobs felt like visiting him and helping him with anything he needed to do right now.

"Earl-kun, what do you wanna do since you seem so bored?" Emily questioned.

"Hm, may I join you girls in messing with the others?" Earl-kun questioned.

"Sure you can! We needed an idea on how to mess with Bak anyway!" V-chan replied.

And so, the three geniuses in our words worked on pranks to deliver on unsuspecting people.

Lero included.

By the end of the day, many of the plans were put into action, including making Lero a holey umbrella. Earl-kun didn't mind. He could fix his golem later.

End of the day

(V - I'm too lazy to say what the pranks are. You'll just see the aftermath)

So, everyone was in the gathering room, looking disheveled, except for the authors and the Earl, who were trying to look innocent.

Kanda, besides sweating from the workout in the dojo, had on a pink, frilly, sparklely dress with heart earrings, pink make-up and high heel shoes!! The clothes would not come off. (please see bottom of chapter)

Everyone would be laughing if the aura around said person was just yelling 'LAUGH AND I SLICE YOU TO SHREDS!'

Krory was covered in dirt and had giant bite marks on one of his hands. Of course, that was because he agitated a plant.

Koumi was covered in slime and had smudges all over his pristine white clothes. Lenalee was clean and spotless. Everyone expected that Koumi had gotten dirty to keep his dear little sister spotless.

Miranda looked even more paranoid than usual. But, that was not the girls' fault. They felt sorry for her and didn't want to make her feel more 'useless'.

Skin looked very peeved. Of course, that could be because his candy disappear ed halfway through the day. The candy had apparently replaced itself with lemons. He could be heard grumbling and saying something along the lines of, "not sweet. not good. kill idiots."

Lulubell was soaking wet. She had been deep asleep when it started raining in her room. By the time she woke up, she was dripping wet and had caught a cold.

Lavi had a no clothes -Tyki kept all his winnings- He did keep the eye patch and Captain Winky. NO ONE took away Captain Winky or the eye patch. ESPECIALLY Captain Winky. Other than that, his hair was now flat against his head and had glitter and dust in his head.

Tyki was both happy and sad. He was happy because he conned people outta their clothes, and sad cuz said clothes were ripped because of the prank executed upon him. His own curly hair was straight and was colored yellow at the tips.

Bak was in his boxers, and his hair was colored bright green. His face was covered in hives and his hands were covered in pus, because of Bak scratching at the hives.

Jasdero and David were worse off. Jasdero's wig was completely off, so now he was bald. His gun was in his hands, but it was now rusty and unusable. David's gun was the same way. His spiky hair was tamed.

The best part was, the twins were in tuxedoes like what Tyki wears to family meetings. Jas and David were trying to get the suits off, but it was futile. The clothes were super glued on or something.

To Allen's dismay, Cross was 'training' him. By the end of the day, Allen was covered in bruises, welts, and a slap mark. His usually white hair was brown with dirt.

Cross was fine. The girls were not suicidal, so they didn't do anything to him. He did not do a thing besides slap his idiot apprentice and throw him to the akuma.

Lero was filled with holes. Some of the holes looked like stars, or people, and there was one that looked like a silhouette of the Earl's head. Lero's handle was colored bright, bright, bright pink. There was also tape over Lero's mouth.

The Earl, V-chan, and Emily were both smiling and looking innocent. Of course, the girls were blamed. By the time everyone's appearance sunk in, the trio started whistling innocently.

Of course, Kanda was the first to react to what happened. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS DO! REVERSE IT OR I'M GONNA SEND A BUNCH OF GAICHU ICHIGEN DOWN YOUR THROATS!!" He yelled, or more like roared.

Everyone started murmuring in agreement, until V-chan raised her hands and said, "Don't worry. The effects temporary."

Emily took a tray with 12 glasses filled with an orange liquid and said, "Well, the only way to remove the paint is to drink a cup of this stuff. For Kanda, drink the thing and you should be able to remove the clothes."

V-chan continued saying, "Jasdebi, you have to wear the suits for another two hours, and then the suits will self destruct. Lero, have the Earl fix you up. Allen, I'll heal your wounds."

And so, everyone with paint all over them drank the liquid, the pain disappeared. Kanda then took off the heels and ran to his room, where he changed into his normal clothes. Allen was patched up, and Cross received Russian vodka. Lavi and Bak ran into their rooms to put on clothes. Tyki went into his room, to put away the clothes he won to give to his friends.

Emily and V-chan high fived the Earl, who thought off everything. Then they told everyone, "Tomorrow is probably the last day, and then we send you home. But, tomorrow will also be the worst day yet!"

Everyone besides the usual three worried about what would happen the next day, before finally going to sleep.

Little did they know the next day would be Hell. Literally.

V-chan - Well, that's it!
Emily - Yup! Now, if anyone's wondering about Kanda in a dress and stuff,
V-chan - We thought of that with our friend Sharon.
Emily - We'd like ideas on things to do the people. If you want us to, we'll torture them,
V-chan - ask them horrible questions,
Emily - What ever you want!
V-chan - So, REVIEW!
Emily - You know you wanna!