Part 2
21) You will not remark on how much the Uchiha Clan symbol looks like a pokéball.
22) You will not let Deidara wear his hair down, as this only encourages Konan.
23) You will not steal all the hair bands in order to cause the above.
24) You will not manhandle or in any way abuse the sacred coffee machine.
25) You will not refuse to put your finger on the knot when Kakuzu is doing his 'sewing'.
26) You will not ask Sasori when he plans on becoming a 'real boy'.
27) You will not give Konan any reading material any more mature than 'My Magical Unicorn'. Unfortunately, she can probably find some innuendos in even this.
28) You will not put Deidara's hands together as he sleeps to see if they make out.
29) You will not buy goldfish specifically to shake/tap the bowl.
30) You will not flush the goldfish when it dies. It will be given a decent burial.
31) You will not place recording equipment in any of our rooms. You will probably not like what you see, anyway.
32) You will not replace Deidara's clay with bubblegum.
33) You will not convince Kakuzu that leprecons exist and that they have hidden their pot of gold in a secret cave at the bottom of the lake.
34) You will not refer to Zetsu as 'plany guy' or 'Mr Pansy'; unless you have a death wish then it is fine.
35) You will not lick the middle out of Oreos and put the cookie part back in the box. Hidan falls for this every time.
36) You will not ask which brand of eyeliner Deidara uses.
37) You will not inquire about Kisame's family – not even we are sure what the hell he is.
38) You will not ask Itachi when he is planning to visit 'the folks back home'.
39) You will not tell Itachi to get a haircut.
40) You will not tell Deidara that the Konoha-nin Ino has ripped off his look.
Hey, I just realized, the fact that this list exists must mean that all the items on it must have been attempted at some point or another! :/