Part 3
41) You will not let anybody pay you to stick flowers on Zetsu's head.
42) You will not blindfold Itachi while he sleeps, wait until he wakes up and pronounce sadly that he has gone blind.
43) You will not forget to greet the potted plants if you pass them in the hallway.
44) You will not read books produced by the Toad Sennin; especially not in Konan's presence.
45) You will not ask stupid questions such as 'Does the light in the refrigerator go off when I close it or not?'
46) You will not pester Itachi until he gives in and activates his Sharingan to look inside for you.
47) You will not mock anybodies speech impediment, hm.
48) You will not buy gifts that make loud noises at Christmas.
49) You will not try to make Konan cook as she is the only woman. That is sexist.
50) You will not try to force Deidara to cook as he is most feminine. We are not sure if this is sexist.
51) You will not slip fish sticks into Kisame's food when he is not looking.
52) You will not steal Itachi's diary and post it on the internet.
53) You will not ask Deidara about the 'fun' you can have with multiple prehensile mouths.
54) You will not watch the Jaws movies in case it gives Kisame ideas.
55) You will not replace Hidan's medicine with laxatives.
56) You will not seize the bathroom for more than 2 hours at a time.
57) You will not replace the hair spray canisters with pepper spray ones.
58) You will not throw any severed limbs you find lying on the ground in the trash. The owners may want them back later.
59) You will not get Hidan an electric collar that zaps him if he swears.
60) You will not inform anybody that Zetsu has gone out to photosynthesize and will not be back for a while.
As always, reviews/suggestions would be nice :D