61) You will not say yes if Hidan asks for volunteers for any rituals.
62) You will not doodle on Konan's origami paper.
63) You will not push Hidan out into the sunlight whilst shouting 'Burn vampire, burn!'
64) You will not burn money in front of Kakuzu.
65) You will not shout 'Oh my god! It's Sasuke!!' when Itachi walks into the room, or point and laugh when Deidara tries to explode him.
66) You will not cosplay as another member. Period.
67) You will not pretend to be possessed by the spirit of Jashin and shout that Hidan is the worst follower ever until he agrees to do whatever you want.
68) You will not set up blind dates.
69) You will not show Kakuzu the code to the Akatsuki bank account.
70) You will not refer to Sasori's puppets as 'dolls'.
71) You will not sing the song 'that never ends'
(This is the song that never ends; yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was
And they keep on singing it forever just because…)
72) You will not follow Itachi repeating the phrase 'You lack hatred'.
73) You will not steal all the nail polish and blame it on Itachi.
74) You will not start rumors that Kisames mother was a goldfish.
75) You will not make cookies and refuse to share.
76) You will not ask Kisame if he considers eating sushi cannibalistic.
77) You will not wave magnets near Pein's face.
78) You will not remind Sasori that he got beaten by an old woman and a girl chuunin with pink hair.
79) You will not try to sell Hidan to Kakuzu.
80) You will not carry hedge clippers at any time.
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