(Osaka went to the koopa guards ask them something about what end of a chocolate cornet they eat first but not for but to save Princess Peach)
Osaka: excuse me, which end of a chocolate cornet they eat first, the fatter end or the thin end
Koopa guard 1: I eat the fat end for chocolate cream.
Koopa guard 2: Well, I eat the thin end for chocolate cream left over on my hand
Koopa guard 1: Dude, you're sick, see a therapist.
Koopa guard 3: Actually, I tier off the thin and dip it into the fatter end.
(Meanwhile, Mario is climbing up Bowser's castle and then he's there and he saw Peach tied in a rope)
Mario: Peach!!
Peach: Mario! Thank god you're here to save me.
Bowser: You're not beating me this time Mario!!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly somebody knock door when Bowser appear then that somebody opens the door and that somebody is Osaka.)
Osaka: The guards let in!!
(Osaka was smiling.)
Peach: who are you?
Osaka: My name is Ayumu Kasuga but my friends call me Osaka.
Peach: Okay..
(Suddenly a portal appear in Bowser's castle and some people coming out of portal and those people are Osaka's friends)
Tomo: Tomo to rescue.
(Once they got out of the portal, the portal disappear)
Osaka: Guys, You're here
(There are tears in Osaka's eyes)
Yomi: That's right, we wouldn't leave you here.
Chiyo-Chan: So, who do you meet?
Osaka: I met 2 guys, one is Toad and I think another one name Gaz, then I met Mario, 3 guards, Peach, and Bower.
Kagura: Cool.
Sakaki: I brought Mayaa along so he won't get lonely
Osaka: I brought Pikanyaa too
Chiyo-Chan: And I brought Yotsuba too.
Yotsuba: Sup'.
Osaka: Oh, Chiyo-Chan number 2.
Yotsuba: I still can't believe you still call me that but all well.
(And suddenly Bowser's castle is rumbling then everybody went outside)
Mario: Run!!!!
(Exor fell from the sky and hit Bowser's castle)
Exor: Well, well, well, we meet again.
Mario: Crap not you again
Tomo: Don't worry Mario, I'll handle him.
(Tomo was doing karate kick on Exor then it hurt Tomo)
Tomo: OWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kagura: Tomo!! Are you okay??
Tomo: That Monster is made of steel, it hurt my leg.
Chiyo-Chan: It's best if we get out of here
Peach: I agree
(Everyone went back to the mushroom kingdom and went to Peach's castle and Chiyo-Chan told Peach what happened and apparently someone was knocking on the of the castle)
Toad: I'll get it!
(Toad gets the door and that someone is Mallow)
Mallow: Hi Toad!
Toad: Mallow, long time, no see.
(Mallow went the castle to see Mario and Peach.)
Mario: Mallow, long time, no see.
Yomi: Hey, You must be one of Mario's friends.
Mallow: How do you know? Who are you?
(The girls from Azumanga Daioh tell them their names.)
Tomo: I got a question. Do you the sword monster (that hurt my leg) is?
Mallow: T-That's....... Exor!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mallow explains who Exor is)
Chiyo-Chan: I see.
