Heyos, I'm surprised I got such good reviews for "Your mom!" After I got done writing it, I began to whine. Unfortunately I don't think I'll be able to write something as clever as the first chapter, so I'm gonna have to improvise. The idea for my last story was inspired by my friend while playing her game, but this one is inspired by the FAQ I'm currently writing for the game. I hope you all enjoy, and also at the end of the chapter I'll thank each and every one of you who reviewed!

12 step program

Roxas walk through the forest on his way to the mansion. Pence was not to far behind, for once being quiet. Walking out of the woods into a clearing before the mansion, Pence began mumbling.

I wish he'd just shut up. Whenever he talks he sounds even more like dumbass. Roxas thought to himself somewhat angrily. "You know something, we were gonna check the mansion out tomorrow." Pence said looking at the mansion.

Roxas looked over at Pence, "Right." He said somewhat in disbelief.

"Seifer was going to help." Pence said still staring at the mansion, his voice not changing a hair. Roxas turned his head to look over at Pence.

"Seifer?" He yelled surprised, and confused.

"Yeah, Hayner asked him." Pence said looking at Roxas briefly.

Roxas looked at the ground, before turning to face the mansion. "So, what are we lookin' for?" Roxas asked shoving his hands in his pockets.

"Well, they say there's a girl who appears at the second floor window...even though no one has lived here for years." The last fragment he said a in creepy voice. Roxas spared Pence a brief glance before staring back at the window on the second floor. There he faintly saw Naminé.

Now finding himself inside the room, he looked around. Drawings were posted all over the wall. He saw a picture of himself, and Axel. That's when he heard Naminé. After talking to her for a while, he heard his name being called.

Pence stared at Roxas, who's mouth was slightly agape, and drool dripping out. Turning his head, he stared real hard into the second story window. Seeing nothing, he turned to look at Roxas. "Roxas..." He said quietly. Feeling uncomfortable, Pence began shifting from foot to foot. "Roxas!" He said in a quiet but urgent voice. The drool was flowing out at a more steady rate. "Gross," He murmured quietly. Taking a deep breath, he began to shake Roxas's shoulder. "Roxas, Roxas!" He spoke louder.

Roxas blinked, then looked at Pence, "Huh?"

Pence sighed, "Did you see her?" Roxas nodded his head excitedly like a young child, the pointed to the second story window enthusiastically. "Yeah, watch the window closely."

Pence squinted his eyes, trying to the best of his seeing abilities, but saw no one. Only the curtains flapping in the wind. "Roxas," He murmured quietly. Roxas turned to him, with inquiring eyes.

"Hm?" He grunted softly. Pence took a deep breath.

"Do you have... you know..-" His voice got quieter as he talked. "...issues?" Pence's eyes were stuck on the ground. Roxas's jaw dropped, as he gave Pence a look of disbelief.

"What? What exactly do you mean?" Roxas asked slightly outraged at such a accusation.

"Well, first it was the money. Then earlier you were claiming to see a purple train. And now your seeing people." Pence's eyes were unable to meet Roxas's. Pence twiddled his thumbs. "Lying, stealing, and now seeing things." Pence took another deep breath. "Are you on drugs?"

"Wha..? It's not like that! Pence, I'm not on dru-" Roxas said frantically, shocked about the accusations made against him, but quickly he was cut off by Pence.

"Roxas, it's alright. They have twelve step programs for stuff like this. My uncle is in one." Roxas began waving his hands around.

"I'M NOT ON DRUGS ALRIGHT?" Pence shook his head.

"Denial is only the first step. Once you over come that, then you can get better." Roxas stared wide eyed at his supposed "friend".

"It's a decent place. That's what my uncle says. I'll even take you there and-" Roxas glared at his friend pulling out his struggle stick. Pence looked wide eyed, then stepped back slightly. "Also violence is a result of drugs. Roxas they can help you!" Pence began to yell as Roxas began to chase him into the woods. "They can help youuuuu!" Pence yelled his voice fading with distance.

Well, I hope this one is somewhat funny. During my FAQ, I picked on Roxas a tad for the money issue, and then seeing things that were nonexistent. I hope you all enjoyed this, and if you get an idea for a one shot and lemme know! It's hard coming up with these things. Anyways now to give props for those who reviewed!

ShadowDragon394: I'm glad this was funny. I must say though, I've got your dirt. Now it's mine

NocturnalWriter: I'm glad you like it, I hope this chapter was good::crosses fingers in hope: hehe

XxPredictablexX: I don't like Xaldin... He reminds me of a creepystalker type... lol ---Internet lingo!

Rykt: I'm glad! I hope I can continue on with my stories being good!

some.wEiRd.username: Hahahahaha! I love your message, I hope this is funny enough for you..(I'm starting to sound like a broken record!).

LKani-X: I agree completely with you... :grins:

Remember, read and review if you likey, and also I'm surprised no flaming, but as you know what I'd say... I won't say it again.

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