A/N- This is my fifth chapter… and I have 10 reviews… for me to update again soon I want 15 As soon as I get 15… I'll put up chapter 6 so pretty much the faster you review, the faster I update. The thing of the never have I ever game... we never really did any of that... in the story though we are older then I am in real life so... yeah

Chapter 5: 1st day at Lily's House

Disclaimer: Blah, blah… you know the deal…

Alice opened the car door and noticed that it was too small for all six of them to sit.

"Oh, move over!" Kat exclaimed angrily. She muttered a spell and the entire back seat expanded so everyone could sit and be comfortable. Petunia gasped.

"Don't worry Tuney, she's seventeen now, remember? She can do magic outside of school!" Kris explained. Petunia and Mary both just nodded like they understood even though they didn't. All of the girls got into the car and sat comfortably.

"I still can't believe you said that to Kat and Rori," Lily giggled.

"What I can't ask a question?" Mary asked.

"You kind of didn't give me a chance to answer did you?" Kat inquired. Everyone laughed. "And I find it rather inappropriate for an adult to ask her semi- daughter and her daughters' friend if her boyfriend is a good kisser or not!" Everyone laughed… again what is it with these people and laughing?!?

"Well is he?" Alex asked. Everyone turned to look at Kat and Rori (except Mary, she was kind of the one driving the car).

"Maybe…" they answered blushing. The girls all squealed and then giggled uncontrollably.

"How about Frank?" Lily asked, "Is he a good kisser?" Alice blushed furiously.

"Maybe… kind of… I DON'T KNOW!" she exclaimed embarrassed. Kat and Kris both gagged at these two comments, thinking of their best friend kissing them made them want to puke.

"Can we PLEASE change the subject?" Alex asked. Everyone nodded.

"So why isn't Frank here, and when are you guys leaving?" Petunia asked turning to Kat.

"Well, all of the guys are coming this year so we thought he might prefer to hang with them then with us," Kat explained, "And Friday." Petunia nodded and then turned back around, everyone knew that she didn't want them to leave so soon. The rest of the ride home everyone stayed quiet, and Kat, Kris and Alex fell asleep.

"We're here," Mary Evans called. The three girls opened their eyes and look at the beautiful two story house. Kat sighed and smiled.

"Come on!" Kat shouted jumping out of the car. Besides her mansion in America and Hogwarts, Lily's house was the only place she felt like she was at home ever since her brother died. Alex, Rori, Petunia, Lily, Kris, Alice, and Kat went bounding up the driveway to Lily and Petunia's house and then went skipping into the front door. The seven of then all ran up the stairs and make a sharp right turn into Lily and Kat's humongous room. It was like the size of the Gryffindor common room.

"LET'S PLAY A GAME!" Alex shouted.

"Shh…" Rori said, "Lily's… parents… down… stairs." She pointed to the floor multiple times while doing this.

"Silencio, " Kat said as the silence curse was put so no one out side could hear their conversation, " Now, lets play 'never have I ever'."

"Never have I ever drank vodka," Petunia said. Lily, Kris, Kat, and Alex all put one finger up.

"Never have I ever had sex," Alice said. Kris looked around at Kat and Alex and then put another finger up. They put a finger up as well.

"cough WHORE cough," Lily joked.

"Never have I ever, lost a game of never have I ever to anyone besides Kat," Kris said. Everyone put up a finger except for Kat.

"Never have I ever made out with a girl," Lily said. Alex put another finger up.

"WHAT THE FUCK ALEX!" Everyone screamed together.

"It was accidentally this girl named Ryanne, I got pushed on top of her and we were both screaming and…" she said embarrassed.

"Never have I ever fucked a girl," Alex said happily. Thankfully, no one else put a finger up either. All of a sudden there was a knock on the door and you could hear someone talking."

"Why the fuck is it so quiet in there? Where is Petunia, stay away from her you freaky whores," Vernon called through the door. Kat got up and slammed open the door and held her wand at his face threateningly. " Y-you can't do magic out-outside of school, you-you'll get ex-expelled." He stuttered like a bloody coward.

"Now, you see you fucking asshole, I'm seventeen now, I AM allowed to use my magic on jackasses like yourself who think you are so fucking tough… well lets see how tough, rough, and mighty you are now bitch," Kat fought. Petunia stood up automatically.

"Kat, no you won't. I love you dearly but lower your wand girl, before you do something you know you will regret. I know he deserves it for everything he's done to you, Lily and Frank but please don't hurt him… for me?" Petunia pleaded. Kat lowered her wand.

"For you Tuney," she dropped her wand to her side, "Anything." Petunia nodded and then looked fearfully into her boyfriend's flaming eyes.

"You are still friends with them, after everything, leaving you behind like a mild candy wrapper of their old favorite chocolate, leaving you out of conversations, never filling you in on everything, and after everything I'VE done for you?" Vernon spat. He looked at her like his eyes were daggers. "We're over Petunia, for good." Petunia fell to the ground in a hump.

Then, when Lily went to comfort her she merely shouted, "Don't touch me you freak!" and then ran out of the room sobbing. Everyone looked at Lily as she burst into tears crying as well.

"Why wou-would she sa-say that?" Lily stuttered confused. Everyone looked sympathetically at her, the only one who understood how she felt though… was Kat. Suddenly an owl flew in and flew right into Rori's head.

"Ow! Don't make me fu," Rori started. Alice quickly put her hand over Rori's mouth to stop her from cursing… so Rori bit her.

"Ow, what the fuck Rori?" Alice asked. Rori just giggled and then untied the note from the owl's leg and squealed.

"Kat, it's for you," she teased. Kat snatched the enveloped and quickly opened it.

Kat,

Hello, this is James, just so you know, no one else can read this but you…

And us of course… and this is Sirius… the hot one x3

In your dreams Padfoot, I'm the hottest!

Guys! Just get on with the note! And, hi babe!

Kat smiled at the three guys retartedness, the other girls looked at her like she was crazy, because they only saw and empty piece of paper.

Fine Remus, kill the fun… fucking fun killer

Yo… don't curse to my girlfriend!

Yeah!... wait she's MY girlfriend!

Sure -winks at Kat- maybe you should talk to your so called girlfriend… please don't tell Kris about our secret affair babe… okay?

Kat was laughing so hard and was crying, and now the girls were really suggesting sending her to an insane asylum.

Sirius I'm going to kick your ass so fucking hard!

Ahh! Kat save me!!!

After Kat read this she quickly grabbed a piece off paper and quickly jotted down…

PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM REMUS!!

The girls all looked at her funny so she decided to send that off as quickly as she could and then decided to read the other girls the note.

"HE CAN GO TO GOD DAMN FUCKING SCREWED UP SHITTY CRAPPY GOD FORSAKEN HELL GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!" Kris exploded. (A/n: my best friend who is Kris actually said this when I told her about the note) "And you! How dare you, I'm going to fucking kick your ass so hard!"

"Ow!" Rori screamed when yet another owl crashed into her head. Kat grabbed it only this time the note was visible for everyone to see.

Okay babe… and Kris, please don't hurt Kat it was only a joke… right?

Right! I swear on… you know what… you really don't wanna know…

Wtf Padfoot?

Wtf Padfoot?

Btw… Kat… I miss you So much!

You know what I wanna join this conversation hello there bestest friends, it's Frank! I love you all!

The girls all smiled and screamed… "we love you too!" Even though they knew that no one could hear them. Then Alice had a brilliant idea.

"Lily you have a phone right?' Alice asked. Lily nodded. "Then if James has a phone, which he does, then we can all talk on the phone!" Kat grabbed another piece of paper and wrote:

Call us… ask Frank for our number.

-All of us x3

Lily tied the note around the poor birds talon and then sent her on her way. Apparently this owl was on steroids or something because it got across the country pretty damn fast because the phone rang… so Alex decided to answer it with an Alabama accent.

Alex: Rooster's Pizza how can I help you?

Remus: Oh sorry I must have the wrong number

Frank: Shut the hell up Alex, where's Lily?

Lily: Here I am!

Frank: James has to tell you something

James: Lily, I love you, I promise you I won't just break your heart like I did every other

girl I went out with, the reason why I haven't gone with anyone in about a year is

Lily, I'm completely head over heals for you… will you go out with me?

Lily: Yes!

Kat: FINALLY!

Remus: Kat!!

Kat: Remus!!

Sirius: Sirius!!

Everyone laughed

Kris: SIRIUS YOU FUCKING MANWHORE WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY

THAT TO KAT FOR?

Sirius: I was only kidding, I wanted to see how pissed Remus got and he looked like he

was going to cut off my fucking balls

Derek: Yeah, Sirius don't think Remus would do that, he doesn't get that mad

Sirius and James: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA!

Kris: DON'T TOUCH HIS FUCKING BALLS, FAGGIT IT'S FOR ME ONLY!

Rori: dot. dot. dot.

Kat: dot. dot. dot.

Alex: what the fuck?

Sirius: thought so…

Remus: Wouldn't dream of it Kris

Kat: AND MY BOYFRIEND IS NOT A FAGGIT!

Kris: Bitch

Kat: I might be bitch… but you're a slut, and I'd rather be known for what I do… then

who I screw.

Rori, Alice and Frank: OWNED!!

Remus: wow…

Lily: so true…

James: huh?

Sirius: So Kris… you're a slut? -winks seductively-

Kris: maybe -winks back-

Derek: Woah!

Rori: officially disturbed

Lily: Sorry we got to go see you, byee James.

James: byee Lily.

Kat: byee Remus.

Remus: byee Kat.

Rori: byee Derek.

Derek: byee Rori.

Kris: byee Sirius.

Sirius: byee Kris.

Frank: Love you girls.

All the girls: LOVE YOU FRANK.

hangs up

A/N- Well that was an interesting chapter now wasn't it… and yes this is how me and all of my friends act on a daily basis. Kris actually told me to let her sound like a slut/ whore… so yeah… proof much? Anywayss please review x33