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Chapter Two!
The nest mourning, Harry woke up around six in the mourning, and after having a nice hot shower, Harry got dressed in a pair of muggle jeans and a t-shirt that he had bought himself the last time that he was in Hogsmeade, a few weeks before the end of the school year, that actually fit him, his old sneakers that were falling apart, and had blood splatter over it that even his strongest cleaning charms would not get rid of.
Once he was dressed, he slipped his wand into his pocket, his wrist holster having broken during the last task of the Triwizard Tournament, and then left the apartment, locking the door securely behind him.
Leaving the apartment building, he made his way to the Leaky Cauldron, where he bought some breakfast with his last galleon, and sat in a corner to quickly eat it, even though he knew that no one would be able to recognise him as he used some of the concealer that used to belong to his aunt that he had stolen from the Dursley's bathroom just before he left.
After finishing his breakfast, the absolute first thing that he did after going into Diagon Alley was make his way to Gringotts.
The moment that he walked in, Hooklock appeared, and Harry followed the Goblin without a single word to the goblins large office, as he was a manager as he owned a few shares of Gringotts.
"What can I do for you today Mr Potter?" the goblin asked Harry once they were both seated.
"Not really anything too important I'm afraid.
I just want sixty galleons, another forty galleons transferred into muggle money, and I want it that no one can enter my vault unless I am with them, and I give you three passwords, as well as a magical signature test and a muggle fingerprints test, and I must have the master key with me," Harry said and then handed the goblin a slip of parchment that had the three passwords written neatly and clearly on it.
With a nod, the goblin clicked his fingers and a pouch full of galleons and a stack of muggle pounds appeared on his desk in front of Harry.
Harry had not known the galleons to pounds exchange rate, so he was definitely shocked at how much muggle money he had gotten.
Over five hundred thousand pounds, one galleon equally around five hundred pounds, a sickle a hundred pounds and a Knut only fifty pounds. Seeing that, he knew that he was extremely rich, and for the first time in his life, he wanted to know exactly how rich that he actually was.
"Can I have a list on everything that I own?" Harry asked the goblin curiously, who actually looked happy that Harry was taking a financial interest in his wealth.
The Goblin concentrated for a few seconds, and with a click of his fingers, a long sheet of parchment appeared in the goblins hand that he immediately handed over to Harry who began to read it after taking a sip of the coffee that the goblin had provided for people and himself on his desk.
Money:
Main Potter Vault- 500,000,000,000 Galleons, 14 Sickles, 6 Knut's
1st Potter Vault- 300,000,000,000 Galleons, 12 Sickles, 2 Knut's
2nd Potter Vault- 20,000,000,000 Galleons, 5 Sickles, 4 Knut's
Heir's School Years Vault- 1,000,000,000 Galleons, 4 Sickles, 5 Knut's
Whole Evenstani Vault {only one for money} - 400,000,000,000 Galleons, 12 Sickles, 3 Knut's
Real Estate:
Potter Manor-Glastonbury
Fumi Island-Caribbean
Beach House-Bondi Beach, Australia
Apartment- Chicago-USA
House-Connecticut-USA
Ranch-Texas
Coca fields-Mexico
Beach House-Florida
Apartment- Los Angeles
Apartment- New York
Wine Villa-Italy
Wine Fields-Italy
Apartment- Paris
House-Japan
Evenstani Family Manor
House-China
Shrine-Tibet
House-Egypt
Apartment- Milan
House-Sydney
Horse Breeding Farm- Texas
5 Hotels in Japan, 2 in New York, 2 in Chicago, 2 in China, 2 in London
Businesses:
5 Shares in Hollywood Harpies Quidditch Team
5 Shares in Bulgarian Quidditch Team
5 Shares in Irish Quidditch Team
5 Shares in London Griffin Quidditch Team
5 Shares in Mercedes Benz
5 Shares in Brooms for Britain {have made the Cleensweep line, Thunderbolt Line, Firebolt Line, etc}
5 Shares in Ollivanders Wand Makers
5 Shares in Zonko's
5 Shares in Honeydukes
2 Seats on the Wizengamot
5 Shares in Flourish and Blotts
5 Shares in Parchment and Quill
5 Shares in Apothicary's of Britain
5 Shares in the Stanley Cup
5 Shares in the Melbourne Cup
5 Shares in McDonalds
5 Shares in Madam Malkins
5 Shares in Prada
5 Shares in the Daily Prophet
5 Shares in Potions Journal Monthly
5 Shares in the New York Times
5 Shares in Apple
5 Shares in Toyota cars
5 Shares in Bloomfield Books
5 Shares in the Yaoi Manga Industry
5 Shares in the Japanese Anime Industry
5 Shares in Warner Brothers
5 Shares in Disney
5 Shares in 20th Contrary Fox
A seat on the London Catwalk
Own 6 International Construction Companies
Own a weapons store in a pirate town in the Asian continents
Own five McDonalds restaurants
Own three Law Firms, one in London, one in New York and one in Melbourne
Own a restaurant chain across Britain
Own a hospital in Seattle
Own a bunch of Dark Magic stores all around the world
Own 3 Endangered Species Breeding Farm
Own 2 Endangered Plant Greenhouse Farms
Own a computer company
Own a University in Tokyo
Own 6 Music Labels
Own a string of warehouses
Own four ships {2 fishing boats, 2 cruise ships}
Own 2 Private Yots
Own 4 gay wizarding clubs, two in London, and one in New York and one in Los Angeles
Own 2 gay Muggle clubs, one in New York, one in London
Own a diner chain across the British country side
Own twelve bed and breakfasts across the American country side
After reading all of that, Harry was shocked beyond belief.
He sat their in shock for almost ten whole minutes before pulling himself out of his very embarrassing stupor.
Hooklock was very amused with this, but said nothing about it.
"You will not have to get involved in any of it until you are seventeen years old, at which time you are to manage everything.
In a few moments, you will receive a whole lot of cards, each one saying that you own shares in each thing, so that you get discounts and everything.
When you turn fifteen, you will then start receiving the free things from all the businesses that you have shares that they give to share holders, sometimes a few months before it is available on both the general and the black markets.
I will also give you a wallet charmed so that no matter how much you put in it, it will never get bigger, full, stolen or broken in any way," Hooklock said to him, and sure enough, a few moments later, a large stack of small laminated cards appeared as well as the charmed wallet.
Harry spent the next ten minutes putting all the cards and the muggle money into the wallet, shocked slightly at what the goblin said was true about it, while Hooklock implemented Harry's recommended security on all of his vaults.
Just as Harry had gotten up to leave, the goblin handed him one more card, this time a key card.
"This card will work both in magical stores and stores in the muggle world.
At a magical store, they will just scan the car with their wand, while in a muggle store, they will put it through one of those little bank things that are attached to their things called computers.
Have a good day Mr Potter," Hooklock said to Harry, who gave a short wave of his shoulder as he walked out of the office.
Harry left Gringotts and the first place that he decided to go was Flourish and Blotts.
As he walked, he saw some people from Hogwarts that he knew, like Dean Thomas, Percy Weezley, and Angelina Johnson, but Harry did even spare a second glace for them, else they might recognise him and then either talk about cauldron bottoms or Quidditch, and he had no time for that
today.
Arriving at Flourish and Blotts, Harry went straight to the Defence Against Dark Art's isle, but stopped himself just before he got their.
It had been by pure habit that he went towards that one.
But, while he was at the top of year in Defence Against Dark Art's, he was practically failing every other subject, and he knew that instead of only working and studying on DADA instead of his other classes was just plain stupid.
Walking away from the Defence Against Dark Art's isle, Harry went over to the History isle.
Their, he grabbed about ten books, on the Goblin wars, witches and wizards in history, magical creatures, about laws, how the ministry was created, ancient wizarding civilisations, and ancient traditions of the wizarding world.
Harry then made his way down the Potions isle, where he grabbed about fifteen books, with titles from; Your First Ever Potions Kit, and Potions for People with an Age 8 I.Q to The Big Book of Self-Updating Potions, and Barely Legal Potions.
Making his way down the Transfiguration and Charms isles, he grabbed about ten books from each, before going down the Herbology isle grabbing more books, before going to some isles that he had seen Hermione frequent but he had never even stepped foot near it.
They were the Arithmancy, Ancient Runes, Magical Law and a sex isle.
Harry grabbed about ten or twelve books from each isle, grabbing only five from the sex isle after flipping through some of its books, grabbing the ones that talked about pleasuring yourself and your partner, as well as all the spells that you could ever need for sex or some other sexual
activity.
That done, Harry took them all up to the front desk where the old wizard immediately began to scan each book with his wand after scanning Harry's card that said he owned a tiny piece of the store, giving him everything almost 50% off.
Once the books had been scanned, placed into unbreakable plastic bags and then shrunken down to the size of a silver sickle, Harry put all the small bags into an empty pouch on his belt that he was using for this exact purpose, before handing over the two Galleons and three sickles needed for
the books.
After paying for everything, Harry made his way to the Apothecary that was only two stores away from the book store, where he got about five potion kits as well as some potion books that we so almost illegal that they were practically Dark books. Harry found himself caring surprisingly
less then he had thought he actually would that he was practical breaking the law, but decided not to stress over what was going on with him.
He was half sex demon for Christ sake, that alone could explain many things in his life, like having to jerk off almost fifteen times a day before he finally felt satisfied, and the whole, 'not so bothered with the law thing anymore' thing.
After getting everything that he wanted in the Apothecary, he went and bought a box of owl treats and a bird stand for Hedwig at the owl store, as well as two real silver bowls, for food and water, with Hedwig's name engraved onto both of them.
Once they had been shrunken and put into Harry's shopping pouch, he made his way to a duelling store where he bought a new dragon his wrist holster for his wand, as well as some dulling robes.
Harry then made his way to Madam Malkins.
There, he bought six pairs of silk boxers, two pairs of cotton pyjamas, a couple pairs of dear skin shirts with holes in either side for string to go through, some deer skin pants, six new pairs of black school robes, as well as three robes for going out and stuff, some winter and summer cloaks, four pairs of dragon hide boots, socks and underwear, a black silk bathrobe with matching slippers with flaming skulls all over both things, charmed to look like they were real and move around, as well as some other odds and ends, like a couple pairs of slacks, loafers, a couple of dress shirts and some scarves and gloves for winter.
Using his Madam Malkins share holder card, he only had to pay about two Galleons, which he had shrunken and put into his shopping pouch before leaving without a single glance back.
Harry made his way to the Parchment and Quill next, and after grabbing a shopping basket charmed to never get full or heavier, he made his way down the isles of the store, grabbing what he wanted.
He grabbed about twenty notebooks, each one charmed to hold about eight hundred pages but look only as big as if it had about twenty pages inside, a leather bound notebook that could only be opened with a drop of his blood that was charmed to never run out of pages or get damaged or older in any way, a box of quills, a box full of never-run-out ink jars in red, blue, black, fluoro green, fluoro yellow, fluoro purple, and fluoro pink, a roll of never-run-out parchment, a box full of letter writing parchment as well as envelopes, charmed to refill the moment the last sheaf of papier and envelope was taken out of the box, a never-run-out sketch pad, a box of drawing pencils and oil crayons and some charcoal, a box of muggle biro's, and lastly, he grabbed a magazine subscription book, which was filled with only subscription pages like what you find in any magical or muggle magazine that you buy, and this book had about three hundred subscription pages in for both magical and muggle magazines of every type possible.
After paying for all of that, showing his share holder card to get a discount, and putting it into his shopping pouch, Harry left the store, and then decided to go into Knockturn Alley to find the newly opened store that he had overheard a couple of senior Slytherins talk about.
You had to be at least eleven years old to get in, but once you were, you could get practically anything you wanted, from porn to cigarettes and alcohol, to piercings, tattoos and guns with absolutely no I.D needed.
Harry found the store after having only had to search for about ten minutes, but once he was inside, he immediately grabbed a charmed shopping basket charmed to never get full or heavier then it already was, and made his way down one of the first isles.
Here, he grabbed six bottles of Fire Whisky, three bottles of tequila, three bottles of Russian Vodka, four bottles of Bourbon, three bottles of Whisky and a couple of bottles of rum.
Harry then got to a bunch of shelves filled to the brim with cartons of cigarettes, each carton charmed to hold about twenty packets of cigarettes, where he grabbed about fifteen cartons of Benson and Hedges Classics, before checking the rest of the shelves and isles in the store.
He got a laptop charmed to work in places like Hogwarts, a hundred gigabyte iPod with a six inch screen charmed to do the same, a bunch of DVD's, an illegal internet connection in the form of a USB stick, a pair of daggers, books on illegal charms and potions, books on how to make deadly poisons and their antidotes, Dark Art books, a couple sets of small throwing knifes, each set with about thirty inside, no bigger then his index finger that could be soaked in poisons to be extra effective, a couple of porn magazines of girl on girl, girl on guy and guy on guy, as he did not yet really know what he preferred, a make-it-yourself fake ID kit, a bracelet that would mask his magical signature that had been deemed extremely illegal, a book on hour to make crystal meth and other drugs like ecstasy, Dulladid, and heroin, a large kit of satanic equipment, like a new summoning chalice, candles of many shapes and sizes and scents, ceremonial daggers, special robes and a bunch of other stuff, and he grabbed some other odds and ends before going up to the counter.
"I want a tattoo and some piercings'," Harry said to the guy behind the counter the moment he spotted Harry, who was them immediately led into a back room.
Harry walked out twenty minutes later with a green serpent tattoo in the small of his back that moved around, a Celtic knot on his right forearm, and three piercings in each of his ears.
After paying for everything and having it all shrunk and put into his shopping pouch, Harry left the store.
After walking down one street, Harry came across a made your own wand store, where you had wands made specifically to yourself and not just one pre-made that bonded with you upon first touch at places like Ollivanders.
Walking inside the store, a man immediately came up to Harry and led him over to a table filled to the brim with bowls with stuff inside, gems of many types, metals, vials filled with unknown liquids, strange hair, and small stacks of many different types of wood.
"Close your eyes and run your hand over everything slowly and whenever that you feel a slight pull, grab that item and put onto this tray.
I'll be back in ten minutes as I have other customers to tend to," the shopkeeper said to Harry before quickly walking away.
Harry closed his eyes, and did as the man said.
When the shopkeeper came back ten minutes later, the tray that he had provided for Harry was full.
He then led Harry into a back room where a small cauldron the side of a small saucepan engraved with ruins waited for the man.
"This should only take about another ten minutes," the man said, and then began to add everything on the tray into the cauldron carefully, saying each items name out loud for Harry's benefit.
"A vial of freely Dark Unicorn blood, feather of a snowy white owl, crushed basilisk fang soaked in it's venom, crushed bat wing, the hair of an red headed Succubus demon, a small crushed emerald, Yew wood, also known as wood from a tree of death, and silver mithril," the man said, and then let everything in the tiny cauldron bubble for about five minutes, as which time all the liquid disappeared, leaving a wand on the bottom of the cauldron that was black that had a silver mithril vine curl around the length of the wand, from the handle to the tip of the wand, miniature Lilly's on the vines.
"Very interesting wand sir.
Now, what charms would you like placed on the wand that cannot be removed from it, and here is a list of the some of things that you can choose," the man said to Harry, handing him a slip of parchment.
Harry only had to look it over for about a minute before he spoke up.
"I want the anti-theft charm, the magic signature suppressor that will not let the Ministry of Magic know who cast what, an Unbreakable charm on it, and this charm on it that wipes the spell history from the wand every two days," Harry said to the man.
Five minutes later, Harry left the store with his brand new wand, and decided that that was enough shopping for today, and that he would just get all the muggle clothes that he wanted online and then delivered straight to his door.
Picking up some Chinese food and a bottle of 2 litre coke, Harry went home and watched one of the movies that he had bought on his laptop, deciding to buy a television tomorrow under a glamour.
END CHAPTER TWO!