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"And then Malfoy pulled me aside and had a little 'chat' with me. He cares deeply about his family, Ginny." Hermione finished telling Ginny what had happened at the Malfoy Manor.
"Wow. You know what I think." Ginny said. Hermione shook her head, no. "I think Malfoy is a … sex god! Merlin, that boy is sex on a stick!" Ginny said looking up dreamingly at the ceiling*. Hermione snorted in laughter.
"A sex god? Please, Ginny. Spare me! He's a bit to pale for my taste." Hermione said, squishing her nose in distaste. "Now, Zabini is a sex god! He's tall, dark, handsome…" she trailed off. Ginny smirked.
"I'd say you fancy that boy, Granger." Ginny said, poking fun at Hermione by using her surname.
"Please, Weasley. I'm not the one fantasizing about having Malfoy's children!" Ginny hooted in laughter. "Besides, I'd say Malfoy is he's all mouth and no trousers." Hermione finished smartly.
"Granger! Are you saying that Malfoy has a small pecker?" Ginny asked, clapping her hands as laughed.
"Probably. I don't think he's brought anyone into the sack besides Parkinson!" Hermione laughed along with Ginny at this point. Ginny wiped her eyes and continued.
"You know who I think is a minger? Nott. If anyone has got a small pecker, it's him! He's so … stringy. Like spat-getti." Hermione snorted. "And I may be caw-min', but I have taste!"
"Oh, Ginny. You're such a slag!" Hermione said planting a kiss on her bestfriend's cheek. Ginny nodded I know, I know.
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"Isn't there anyone else to watch them?" Hermione asked her friend.
"No. After what happened to Willis, no one will even go near this door. What did you do…?" Ginny looked over at Naomi, who suddenly got extremely interested in her pinky nail. Ginny smiled. Hermione looked around and saw a certain four year old running towards her. She spread her arms and hugged Logan to her chest. She picked him up and looked into his eyes. He looked exactly like his older brother, unlike Sidney who had darker hair and blue eyes. Logan had silver eyes, and blond hair that could be silver. His other siblings, Naomi Sidney and Violet all had long golden locks with light blue eyes that they got from their mother. Logan and Draco were the only ones that looked like their father.
As for the Zabinis they all had long, pure black hair and strange green, or more like teal, eyes. Viviana's hair reached her mid back and had the permanent volume. Dino and Leo both had similar hair cuts and could be twins if they were the same age and if Leo didn't have those adorable dimples that made Ginny fall in love with him at first sight. The Malfoys were a beautiful family. They were all extremely beautiful, but the Zabinis were… exotic. Viviana, even in her young age, was almost sexy. The whole family had the skin tone of some Egyptian family but their eyes were large and slightly slanted.
The Notts' weren't exactly an ugly family. They were simply plain Jane compared to the Malfoys and Zabinis. Though Olivia was about the cutest 5 year old Hermione had even seen.
The Hermione noticed Viviana staring at her strangely. Hermione was about to ask her what she was doing before she caught on. She wanted to know about her mother. Viviana, unlike Isabella and Naomi, was not a talkative one, at least not to Hermione or Ginny. She was a silent beauty you can say, but because in Hermione's opinion, she was a hundred times more prettier than the other two.
"She's fine no need to worry. Your bothers too, their a bit angry when I was there, but their fine, your brothers" Viviana nodded, but she kept looking at her, then she whispered something to Naomi who also nodded.
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"Mother, I think you should get out. You're starting to look like Courtney Love." Violet told her mother. Narcissa's head shot up and glared at her daughter. She was going to say something until her husband spoke up.
"Don't be silly, Violet. Your mother's breasts aren't that small." he said, not looking up from his new paper. No one spoke until-
"Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Ahahaha!" Draco side his sides and bent over laughing. He slammed the table with his fist until he fell off his chair. Blaise soon joined, covering his mouth and squeezing his eyes shut as he chuckled. Lucius rolled his eyes.
"Draco really…" After 3 solid minutes of laughter, Draco took a deep breath and coughed.
"Courtney Love… small breasts… its funny you see?" he tried to explain before turning pink and sitting down.
"I swear Draco; you have the maturity of a lady bug." Violet told him. Draco thought for a second.
"That makes no sense, what so ever!" Violet's response was drowned out by Blaise's loud fits of laughter.
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"I got your nose!" Hermione said to the 3 year old. Jayden gasped and grabbed his face.
"No! Give it back!" Hermione laughed and put his 'nose' back on his face. Jayden smiled then grabbed Hermione nose. Then he 'ate it'. "Ha! I eat your nose! You can't get it back!" after that, the toddler ran away leaving Hermione with tears streaming down her face from laughter. These kids were too much for her.
"Hermy-noni?" Leo said, pulling on her sleeve. Hermione looked at him and smiled. "I wanna go home. I'm not havin' fun no more. I wanna see mummy…" Hermione signed and drowned the rest of the five year olds' words by pulling him into her embrace.
"I know, Leo. And Nata- your mummy wants to see you too." Leo grinned.
"Your coming with me right? Mummy would love you! I gots lots of brothers but I only got 2 sisters. You can be my sister too! And when mummy is gone, like now, you can be my mummy, right Her-me-noni?" He said fast. Hermione laughed.
"Of course, I'd love to go home with you." she lied. Leo didn't notice and gave her a kiss before running off to play with Olivia who had just called him over. Hermione sighed. At this point she wasn't even sure if he was going home.
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"Ron, I've got the best plan ever." Ron looked up from the report he was filling out to his best friend.
"Well? What is it?"
"I've been thinking, all we really need is Malfoy, senior. We'll tell him that we'll give him his children back-" Ron interrupted him.
"But-"
"Let me finish. We'll give them back if he just turns himself in. and we'll just give the Mini Malfoy's back. We'll keep the Zabinis and Notts. I'll figure out what to do with them later." Ron didn't say anything until.
"Harry, that's brilliant!" Harry nodded and smiled before turning back to his work.
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"Granger thinks she a saint or something. Coming in here. Telling us she could help, as if she's… I don't know. Something great. She's not. She really isn't." Draco said, pacing around. Blaise stuck out his foot from his spot on the bed. Theo burst out laughing as Draco picked himself up from the floor. He glared at Blaise, who didn't even try to hide his grin.
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