Bundle 2
[flimsy card: fat black puppy with red bow 'Missin you']
Mithrandir alias Gandalf "The Grey"
Current Residence, if not jail
Arda
(Note to postdwarf: look under rocks)
-- (other note: look for grey beard, pointy hat; he probably owes you money)
Greyhame, you con-
Gimme my money or I'll show this photo (copy taped on) to Saruman (he won't be flattered, pally).
With contracted brows,
B. Baggins.
[card: rows of smile-plastered Elves having manicures 'Saunas of Mithlond… let us pamper you']
Elrond Half-Mannish
Last Homely House, Imladris
Eriador ME
Eyebrows-
Plan on staying for an EXTENDED visit.
Will want the river-view room – the one with the hot tub.
B. Baggins.
PS. Don't worry. I don't use THAT much water.
[card: 'Trollshaws in Spring' herds of frolicking trolls in flowery fields, before distant bluish mountains]
Sackville Bagginses
No. 13 Sackrow, Sackville, S. Farthing
Shire ME
Not dead yet!
Burglar
B-B
[card: 'Take a flatboat down the Great River…']
The Gaffer
No. 3 Bagshot Row, Hobbiton, W. Farthering
Shire ME
Gamgee,
Let no one in. I'm sending a package.
Don't open it.
It eats flesh.
B. Baggins.
[card: cheesily smiling bowman 'Anduin Vale's Annual Archery Tournament']
Lord of Eagles
Biggest Nest, Royal Eyries
Misty Mts. ME
Sir:
Need to stuff pillow.
Wondered if you would provide.
B. Baggins.
[card: jagged, colorless Withered Heath, 'home of one of Arda's more endangered species, which faces extinction due to pollution and development.']
(King) Bard Bowman
Gaudy house with bell thingies, Dale
Wilderland ME
Bardi-
Put a smile on.
I heard Glaurung-the-Great is looking for a new residence.
B. Baggins.
[card: town of plasticy stone houses and people in colonial garb 'Visit historic Númenor… full scale reconstructions! Family fun!']
Mr. Necromancer
Barad-dûr, Gorgoroth Plateau
Mordor ME
Bub:
Gonna pass through your place. Leave the gates open, would ya?
Gotta go; have things to polish.
B. Baggins.