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Max's POV:

I walked into the gym. Rubbing the back of my neck in intense anxiety, I searched for Nudge. Her hair was my beacon. People started to congregate, dispersing to the sides of the room and soon enough I saw a mane of wild, beautiful hair. Nudge. I exhaled in relief. Iggy, Gazzy, Fang. I stopped on the last name my sub-consciousness rolling its eyes. I'll just deal with him, I thought and began walking toward them. Another crowd formed in front of me rather suddenly and I hissed in annoyance, trying to find my way around. Each step was draped with overwhelming dread that had me thinking of strange, random things. What is toothpaste made out of? Why is it so mint-y? Why do they make it in bubblegum flavor? Doesn't that defeat the whole purpose? Isn't bubblegum all loaded with sugar? I hate bubblegum. It's all icky and- a hand suddenly yanked mine, pulling me out of my irrelevant thoughts. Instinctively, I locked my feet into a position that I couldn't be budged. Another yank, made me look over and I noticed Gazzy's frustrated face. My shoulders relaxed and I went with him over to the other side of the gym.

Fang was leaning, stoic, against the wall with Iggy anxiously surveying the crowd next to him. Gazzy walked over to them and bobbed to the music. Nudge had her arms folded, looking like she was ready to bite someone's head off. She was muttering under her breath, and I only caught a few words over the loud music. "…probably with Liam… damn, Angel… can't believe it…"

Iggy must have also heard because he smiled and placed a hand on Nudge's shoulder, making her jump slightly. His devious expression suddenly turned to mock-horror and I watched in curiosity, as he said in a frightened tone, "Nudge! You're turning green!"

"What?!" she asked in shook, looking down at her arms.

"Yeah- green with envy!" Gazzy finished for him and I sighed at their lame joke. They high-fived each other and cackled. Nudge narrowed her eyes and growled menacingly at them "Shut up or I swear you wish you'd never been born!"

"Meow!" Iggy said in a girlish tone, making a claw with his hand.

"Watch it, Iggy!" Nudge hissed, taking a small step forward.

"It's someone's time of the month again!" he crowed in a sing-song voice. And that's when my sweet, little Nudge blew her top. Lunging forward, she grabbed Iggy's ear, making him shriek and then Gazzy's hair pulling them both. She brought Iggy's ear to her level and Gazzy's head towards her.

"I warned you," was all she muttered before she dragged them out of the room, flashing me a devilish smile and mouthing "Girls' bathroom!" I giggled thinking about how they would be known as the school perverts for the rest of the year- not that they already secretly weren't. But now they definitely wouldn't be able to get a date!

The social was in full bong, with people talking and yelling and laughing and dancing. I glanced over to see Fang aimlessly gazing over a crowd of people that were wearing napkins on their heads and nearly wetting their pants at the faces they were pulling. I watched as he shook his head and finally noticed me watching them.

"I know you secretly think that looks fun!" I yelled over the music to him in a matter-of-factly tone. He narrowed his eyes at me and I laughed.

Surprisingly, he answered me. But even more surprising was his answer. "You know it," and that just did me. I was like one of those napkin-freaks! And I just couldn't stop laughing. His face was so expressionless when he said it, his voice was so monotone. He even cracked a smile at that one.

Angel was beside me suddenly, looking at me like I was growing another head out my butt! That only made it worse for me and I was doubled over laughing- my sides were killing.

Ah- the joys of over-exposure to weirdness. My life is a whole toilet of weirdness, just waiting to over-flow because it was clogged up with stupid stuff. Like parent problems- which I'll eventually tell you about, but now my mind is escaping me.

Oh well!

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