A/N: Hey dudes, sorry I haven't updated in ages and ages. I am however crashing at my Aunt's house this wknd while she and my uncle go visit some family, so I figure I better knock out this chapter - before she kills me.
Disclaimer: I own nothing, like, at all.
"Bells, help!" Allison Cameron called from her bedroom. It was Friday night around seven, Bella had been living with her mother for a week and a half. Tonight was Allison's first date with House and Bella was hanging out with Luke for the evening.
"What?" Bella came into the room.
"Is that what you're wearing?" Cameron raised an eyebrow.
"What's wrong with my outfit?" Bella asked indignantly. She had on a pair of vintage jeans, her Chuck Taylor One Stars, and a black tee-shirt. Her dark auburn hair was swept up in it's usual messy bun and black chandelier earrings dangled by her shoulders.
"Aren't you going on a date?" Cameron asked.
"A date? With Luke?" Bella rolled her eyes, "He's just a friend Mom. I hardly even know him. Besides, I'm not interested in dating right now. Andrew ruined guys for me for the foreseeable future."
"Whatever you say." Cameron conceded, "What should I wear tonight?"
"What's wrong with the dress we picked out this morning?" Bella flopped down on Allison's bed, tucking her arms behind her head and crossing her ankles.
"You, I and Lorelai Gilmore all know that morning butt and evening butt are two very different butts." Cameron tossed a shirt at Bella.
Bella let out an exagerated sigh, "Your black flippy skirt and that white poofy blouse."
"You're a genius, kid."
"Tell that to college admission reps for me, will ya?" Bella smiled.
"Bells, you're a worrywart."
"I am not." Bella crossed her arms across her chest, "Anyways, that's a topic for another day. So, should I find a place to crash tonight or are you keeping it G-rated?"
"Isabella!" Cameron exclaimed, her jaw dropping.
"Allison." Bella shot back, "Mom, I'm not exactly a fan of opening my door to see you and House re-inacting a porno in the hall."
"Shut up." She laughed.
"I'm serious." Bella sighed.
"You can come home tonight." Cameron sighed.
The door bell rang.
"He's early." Bella glanced at the clock.
"Doesn't he know that seven thirty really means seven forty-five?" Cameron asked.
"Not everyone lives by the Gilmore Girls rule."
The door bell rang again.
"Go answer it." Cameron said, trading her robe for her outfit.
"No way." Bella protested.
"Bella, please." She pleaded, "I swear, I won't ask you to ever do it again."
"Mom! I gotta go. Luke is gonna be waiting for me."
"Well let him in on your way out!"
The door bell rang, yet again.
"Fine!" Bella growled and got off the bed.
"Love you!" Cameron called to her retreating form, "Home by eleven!"
Bella ran down the stairs and through the foyer, opening the door just as Greg House moved to hit the button again. Bella glared at him, "Don't you dare touch that button, Dr. House, I'd hate to have to kill you."
"Well, if the Cameron women knew how to open the door when a guest arrived, I wouldn't have to hit it so many times." House crossed his arms.
"Well, if the good doctor knew that you never show up to a date on time, then we wouldn't be standing in my doorway having this discussion." Bella shot back.
"So, it isn't a morning thing, you're really this annoying at all hours?" House teased.
"Move." Bella demanded.
"Where are you going?" House asked.
"None of your business." Bella replied.
"Where are you going?" House asked again, still blocking the doorway.
"Out. With a friend of the male variety. Now move." Bella demanded.
House move to the side, "Have fun."
"You too." Bella moved past him and ran out the door.
a/n: next chapter will be the dates. sorry this is short, but I have a sinus infection and my head is ready to explode!