Chapter 4- Tinkerbelle Underwear
~Edward~
"Whoo! Hahaha! Fuckers!" Rose yelled out while speeding away.
"Damn it! We forgot the beer!" Alice grumbled.
"Don't worry I'll buy some."
"How?" I asked her.
"I have my ways…" Bella said with a twinkle in her eyes.
"Can we get more chips? We might need them…" Jasper said while holding little Alice.
Lucky bastard.
"Yes of course Jazz…"
Again…lucky bastard.
We drove to the nearest gas station.
"Edward, can you come with me please?" Bella asked me.
"Of course."
She grabbed my hand and we ran in.
She grabbed lots of chips, we needed them.
"Ok will this be all?" The check-out dude asked us. Well mostly Bella.
"Yes please." Bella purred back.
I felt myself getting hard again damn it.
How was I going to cover up?
"Uh, can I see your I.D. miss?"
"Sure!" Bella said cheerfully back.
"Oh…so your 34 huh?"
Bella nodded but of course he wasn't convinced.
"I'm afraid I can't let you buy the beer."
"Really…why?"
"Because-"
"Shh…" She put her index finger to his lips.
Then she bent over, giving him a good look at her breasts.
"Uh…"
I chuckled.
~*~
"You guys got the beer?" Emmett asked.
"Yup!"
"He saw your boobs huh?"
"Yup!"
"Thought so…" Rose mumbled.
"Well let's go!" Alice shouted.
We sang to the radio while we drove into the forests of Forks.
"Uh why-"
"Shut up Jazz!" Alice told him kissing him on the cheek.
I chuckled.
We walked through the trees until we reached a clearing.
"Why the fuck are we here?!" Emmett bellowed.
"Shut up Emmett there's bears here." Rose said clearly afraid.
"Yeah why did you think we came here Rose?" Bella said, happy with her surroundings.
"What are we doing Bella?" Alice said holding Jasper.
"We are going to shove beer bottles up their asses."
Emmett laughed loudly and we heard twigs snap.
"They are here!" Bella said happily.
"Ok let me down my beer then I'll shove it up the bear's ass, give me a sec." Emmett downed his beer which surprised me.
"Ok stay here."
The bear was scratching at a tree unaware of us.
We all snickered as Emmett walked carefully up behind the bear.
"Wait where's the ass?"
"Right there next to it's tail." Alice said pointing.
"Oh." Then he pressed the tip of the beer bottle into the bear's ass and the bear growled but Emmett shoved it up before it turned.
"Run assholes!"
He ran and the bear caught the back of his jeans and ripped them off while Emmett screamed like a girl.
We ran away laughing while Emmett ran up to us panting, his pants off.
"Dude really? Why the fuck are you wearing that?" Jasper asked pointing to Emmett's Tinkerbelle underwear.
The girls giggled as we ran back to the car.
"Let's go its coming! It's coming!"
Rose started the car as we all jumped in the bear running after the car.
The girls were screaming and so was Emmett.
"Rose drive faster!"
The bear stop and it was probably going to shit the bottle out.
"Damn that was fun." Emmett said.
"Was it worth showing of your Tinkerbelle underpants?" Jasper asked while snickering.
"HELL YEAH!" Emmett stood up on the car as we entered the high way and people stared.
"Uh Emmett, people can see uh you know…" I told him gesturing to his underpants.
"Fuck!" He started blushing and everyone laughed.
"Lets go home and get more supplies, clothes, condoms, and beer. I have a feeling we are going to need to." Jasper said.
This was the best day of my life.
~*~