Chapter 5- Snakes
~Bella~
We all ran into the house with caution packing up supplies, beer, clothes, and we got the condoms.
They even had glow-in-the dark condoms!
I love those things!
We all ran back to the car laughing.
"Let's go pick up my Porsche and I'll get some clothes for us, ok?"
We drove to Alice's house picking up her car and our stuff.
"Let's go to the lake house!" Alice shouted from her Porsche.
We drove to our lake house.
"Can we go swimming now?" Alice asked me.
I nodded.
"Hey boys have you ever seen a girl naked before?"
"Uh…" Edward said.
"Well…" Jasper said.
Emmett just chuckled.
"Those two haven't but I-"
"Emmett shut up it's not like you've ever seen a girl like that!" Jasper shouted.
"Guys shut up! It doesn't matter because today you will get your chance! Later. " Rose screamed glaring at the boys.
Us girls chuckled when they gasped.
We started removing our dresses while the boys just stood there gaping.
We just giggled and removed our bras.
"Oh. My. Gosh." Jasper gasped.
"Boobies." Emmett whispered.
Edward was silent.
Not for long.
That thought made me smile.
We were only wearing our panties but I was used to this crap.
"Uh you guys saw our boobs already so stop being pussies and take off that shit and jump in!" I told them before jumping into the water.
They started removing their clothing with shaky hands. Us girls just started swimming around.
Then we heard the splashes, and they were in.
Damn…
How I LOVE corrupting innocence.
They stood in their spots, not moving.
We giggled.
"Oh come on!" Rose shouted to the boys.
Alice swam over to Jasper and he froze.
She giggled innocently and wrapped her small arms around his neck.
"Let's go."
And they followed us.
We started splashing around having fun.
Then we heard a hiss.
We all froze.
There was a snake.
"Shit! That thing's bigger than my dick!" Emmett shouted shuddering.
"Dude! You have a dick?!" Edward chuckled.
"It just went into the water!!!"
We all screamed swimming to shore.
The snake was apparently biting Emmett's ass so he started screaming running around while we all watched amused then after a while we went back into the water.
The snake wasn't poisonous.
I could tell by the color.
Emmett was still screaming even when the snake was off so we just leave him be.
Then we heard twigs snap and Emmett stopped.
The bear was back.
And it still had the beer bottle in its ass.
We laughed at the sight.
You don't always come across a bear with a bear bottle in its ass.
"Oh my fucking gosh! It knows I put the thing in its ass!"
The bear stared right at Emmett.
We all ran out picking up our things and ran to the cars.
"Oh fuck. Let's go ass holes!"
The bear was following both of our cars.
"SHIT!" Emmett shouted.
"We need to get out of Washington." I said.
"Where will we go?"
"Out of Washington. Duh!"
"Ok. Let's go! Let's go!"
We had enough stuff to get out.
The girls and I had planned this.
We had money, clothes, and condoms.
What more could we need?
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