Chapter 6- Naked Hide and Seek

~Edward~

When I woke up I didn't know where the hell I was.

It was very dark still though. And I was in…a car?

"What the fuck?"

"Oh! You're awake! Don't be too loud, Emmett and Rose are still asleep." Bella whispered.

I looked back and saw Emmett and Rose snuggled up in the backseat.

"Where are we?"

"Oh we're in Oregon."

"Why the hell are we in Oregon?!"

"Shh! We are going to California silly!" She smiled when she glanced at me.

"What are you smiling at?"

"Nothing." She said quickly then blushed. "By the way I drive, we will be there by 10."

I checked the clock, it read 3 in the morning.

"Yeah you drive fast."

She smiled.

We heard a honk behind us and looked back.

It was Alice's yellow Porsche.

But she wasn't driving it.

"Whoa…Jasper must be pretty important if Alice let him drive her baby. I can't even touch it."

I laughed at that.

"He's the one for her." She whispered.

"Huh?"

"Alice doesn't date. Hell, she doesn't let boys touch her unless their important, which never happens."

"Oh. How about you?"

"I hate boys." She said through gritted teeth.

"Is it because of him?"

"Well yes…he's part of the reason but boys in general, they, they use me. They say they love me until I let them in, and then they throw me away. They use me for a couple nights, but they don't want me."

I winced at the meaning of her words.

She was not a virgin.

But what hurt more was the fact that she felt that she wasn't wanted.

"I'm sure there are plenty of boys out there who would kill to be with you." I whispered back in a pained voice.

"Maybe for a night, yeah…"

"No. Forever."

She stared at me.

"What- Never mind." She stared straight at the road.

After a few minutes I fell asleep again.

~*~

When I woke up, the sun was shining.

I looked around at my surroundings.

The car wasn't moving and we were in the middle of a forest.

There was a beautiful lake a few feet away from the car.

We were surrounded by light and trees.

It was beautiful.

"Yeah…I know. I love it here, it's one of my secret spots in California." Bella told me.

It was never like this in Forks.

It was very rare to find a clear blue sky with the sun in all of its shining glory.

"Where is everyone?"

"Changing to go swimming."

"Let's go!"

~*~

"I've never had this much fun in my whole damn life!" Emmett shouted.

I chuckled…it was true.

We were sitting around a campfire roasting marsh mellows and drinking beer.

"Hell yeah." Jasper said then taking a sip of his beer.

"I have an idea!" Alice exclaimed, getting her purse and grabbing something from it.

A little box that said Night Light.

Glow in the dark condoms.

Wait…Condoms?

She took 3 out, handing them to Jasper, Emmett, and I.

The girls giggled.

"Why?" Was all I could say.

"We're going to play naked hide and seek!"

We boys gasped.

"What the fuck?" Jasper said.

"It's really fun, but it only lasts 15 minutes." Bella sighed.

"Take off your clothes boys." Alice said.

"How about you girls?"

"We seek with our clothes on, but you guys have to be hiding naked." Rose told us.

"Oh and make sure your dick is a little visible, so we can, uh, find you." Bella said, blushing.

"Do we really have to-"

"Yes. You do. Now go." Alice said.

We ran into the forest and stripped.

Putting on our glow in the dark condoms.

My dick looked really weird right now.

I ran and hid behind a rock.

A big rock.

I saw Emmett hiding behind a tree, making his dick a tiny bit visible.

I did that too.

This is fucking stupid.

"Ready or not here we come!"

Then we heard a familiar growl.

"THE FUCKING BEAR IS BACK! HOW THE HELL DID IT FIND ME?! DAMN IT!"

He started running and the bear followed him.

I just stayed where I was, shivering in the cold night air.

I heard some one behind me.

Jasper.

"They almost got me."

"Where's Emmett?"

"They have him. The girls scared the bear off."

I chuckled.

"This is pretty awkward."

"I know my dick feels like it's going to-"

He stopped at the sound of twigs snapping.

"Oh it's just 2 raccoons."

They walked up to us.

Very slowly.

Too slowly.

And then ran to us and bit our- "SHIT!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK MAN! MY GLOW STICK!"

"SHIT!!! FUCK! DAMN IT!" We took the demons off of our poor dicks.

"DAMN IT! I JUST JIZZED!"

"Fuck that hurt like, Oh my fucking, oh my –SHIT!"

The girls and a fully clothed Emmett ran up to us, scaring off the demons.

"What happened?" Emmett said laughing.

"2 raccoons just bit our dicks, causing Jasper to jizz." I said checking my dick for damage.

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! JASPER JIZZED FROM GETTING HIS DICK BITTEN BY A RACCOON!"

Everyone laughed except Jasper.

"That hurt like HELL man." I said when we put on our clothes, wincing at the pain.

"Dude I still can't believe what you did, Jazz." Emmett said to Jasper.

"Well I was thinking…"

"About what?" Rose asked.

"Alice probably. And her mouth." Bella said laughing.

Alice blushed.

"Where do we go now?"

"Los Angeles."

~*~

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