Chapter 7- I'm On A Boat
~Bella~
I sighed as I sat down on the sand.
I watched the waves with the beautiful tint of orange from the sunset.
It had been a long day.
I checked my phone, and I had so many missed calls and texts.
My parents weren't worried as much as usual because it was summer, and I was able to take care of my self.
"Dude!" Emmett boomed in his loud voice.
"What?" Jasper said annoyed.
"Look here on the chip bag, Free boat ride for 6!"
"Where?" Alice asked.
"Anywhere, just show it to the boat person thingy!"
"Let's go tomorrow." I said.
"YES!"
"Dude…it's a boat." Edward said.
"I know that mutant dick head! I never imagined I'd be on a mutha fucking boat!"
Oh…wow. Emmett…
"Well let's get back to the hotel." Rose said picking up her things.
We drove back, exhausted from the day's drive.
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The next day we were leaving for our free private boat ride.
I was excited!
Well Emmett was even more excited, so…yeah.
We arrived at the docks and went onto our boat.
"This is the life." Emmett said when he stared at the surroundings.
"Let's get massages, and then get our nails done." Alice said.
"Ok, we'll catch up to you girls later."
"So Alice, what happened to no boys?" Rose asked.
Alice looked at her nails.
"I met Jasper."
"Obviously, but what makes him different to you?"
"You know those feelings I get?"
"Yeah we can never bet against you." I said.
"Well …I have a feeling that this is right."
"That's how I feel with Emmett." Rose whispered.
"I wish I felt like that." I whispered.
We heard several crashes from outside.
We stood up quickly and ran to check on the boys.
"Cullen, we meet again." I heard Jacob's voice.
"Shut up Jacob." Emmett said.
"Get the chips." Edward told Jasper.
I rolled my eyes.
Jasper came back with a HUGE box of chips.
They each grabbed a bag, and opened them, shoving some chips in their mouths then throwing some at Jacob, Royce, and Mike.
They grabbed more chips and threw them.
We laughed, letting them fight.
With chips…
"Aww…shit. Look, Edward." He pointed behind us, and we looked back to see 2 raccoons.
They ran past us and ran over to Jasper and Edward.
"SHIT!"
They screamed and ran away.
Jacob and his crew froze in their spots confused.
Emmett laughed.
"You going to jizz again Jazz?!" He laughed
He stopped when he heard a growl coming from under us.
The beer bear came out of the floorboards then ran after Emmett.
All the boys screamed and left. We just laughed.
Soon Jasper and Edward joined us.
"Damn it. That was ridiculous. The little demons are distracted though. What's the plan?"
"Hey is everything alright in there?" A man from the ship's crew said.
"You." We heard Jake's voice say.
"Run into the water." I said.
"How about Em- Oh there you! Let's go!" Alice chirped.
We dived into the water.
"What the? You 3 come here." We heard the crew man say, probably to Jacob and his crew.
We snickered.
"That was awesome." Emmett said.
"Shit!"
"What the fuck?!"
We looked at Edward and Jasper who were in pain.
"What's wrong?"
"The fucking demons are in the water."
We laughed.
Emmett stopped, and pointed in one direction.
We saw the bear in a raft.
"Shit. Let's go, we aren't too far from shore." We all went underwater and swam back to shore.
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A:N
Check out the song called I'm On A Boat.
It's fucking hilarious.
The link is on my profile.
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