Me: WHOO

Kiba: I'm back!

Me: I'm done watching the 5 animes that I was watching, so now updates will be coming faster! And...ITS SUMMER

Kiba: More KibaHina!

Me: With a little NejiTen and KibaTen thrown in, just for laughs

Kiba: You must love jealousy, huh?

Me: O-o Yes…yes I do…START THE DRAMA! –hits big red button-

I sighed for about the fifth time that day. It was noon, it was hot, and here I was, standing out in the desert trying to dig a hole to bury a box. What was in this thing anyway? And why was my uncle so…secretive? Who knows, the only thing that was on my mind was that pair of eyes. A white/pink color, perfect.

I took my canteen and poured more water over my head, trying to cool off from the heat. I picked up the shovel and quickly put the rest of the dirt on the small hole, loosing sight of the last corner of the box.

Finally, now I could go home, take bath, then sleep the rest of the day off. Sounded good to m-

SHOOOOOOOOOOOON

My head snapped up and my eyes went wide at the familiar sound of a gun going off. Lightning freaked out next to me, snapping the shovel on a rock and making me fall back, rolling down the hill. Cactus, rock, skull, was there anything that I didn't hit rolling down that hill?!

I sat back up and put my hat back on, whistling as loud as I could. Lightning heard it, and made her way down the hill, racing back towards the town. As soon as she was next to me, I grabbed the rein and swung back up onto her back, racing with her back home.

When I got there, I was amazed. Woody was on the floor, staring down the barrel of a gun. I shiny polished Samuel Colt might I add. My uncle was running towards them, his gun in hand. A guy with long brown hair who was about my age was taking boxes and bags out of a very familiar carriage, while the driver was helping a pretty lady out.

She had long brown hair that was pulled back behind her head twice, and she wore a normal pink dress. Brown eyes and that smile made her pretty cute by my standards.

After her was a real beauty, short pink hair, jeans, shirt, and a vest like me, and shiny green eyes. Boy, I had heard that some girls were taking on the cowboy life, but it was rare. She must be pretty popular among most fellas…

Oh….my….goodness…There she was! That girl! Those eyes! Oh…so pretty…Short, purple like hair, those eyes, and a flowing blue dress. And my god, her chest!!!

"Kiba! Quit your staring and g't over 'ere boy!" my uncle yelled at me.

I shook my head and rode Lightning over to him, making sure to flash each of the girls a not-so-friendly smile. Brown eyes smiled back, Green eyes glared at moved in front of the first one, while White eyes blushed and hid behind the driver. Oh yea…she was cute…

I stopped behind Woody and hopped off Lightning, putting a hand safely on my pistol in case, and staring at the white eyed man that was staring at me. "What Is it you'll be needin' here, sir?"

My uncle whacked me upside the head, saying, "This man just moved here to watch over a herd of cattle that he just bought. Apparently Woody tried to 'make off with' one of his daughter's friends, so he fired."

"These girls are worth more than a dozen of you, son." The man spoke. His words were cold, lifeless, and his face was like stone. He was able to land a girl and have a daughter…how? "You keep that boy away from my girl and her friends, you hear? Cause If you don't, I won't miss next time!" he yelled. Well, I better stay on this guys good side.

Woody actually chuckled and stood up, leaning his elbow on my shoulder and smirking at the girls. "I was just having a little fun, can't blame a guy for wantin' some good ol' pu-"

My elbow hit his gut in record time, making him double over. Once his head was low enough, my elbow came down again on his neck, knocking him out and making him fall flat. Uncle smirked, the Guy just stared, two girls gasped and the Pink one twitched in a slight grin.

"Im sorry Sir, I'll happily make sure that my friend doesn't come anywhere near your girls again. He is a bit hard to control, after all. I'm sorry for the trouble." I said, never taking my eyes from the pale ones that stared at me. His searched mine for any lies, and found none. (You can thank my uncle for teaching me that trick)

He smiled sternly at me, motioning to Woody. "Keep him away, and I'll give you a job for watching my herd. It's good pay, if I do say so myself. I am Mr. Hyuuga, by the way."

I nodded, turning my gaze towards the girls. "I promise to keep them safe from any men, too." I said, smiling at them again, but knowing that the guy and Uncle were watching, I kept it friendly.

My uncle messed up my hair and smiled brightly. "Take care of that job, did ya boy?" he asked, suddenly sounding serious.

I nodded, moving my hand from my pistol to my hat, taking it off and smiling again. "Sir, if you need any help with anything else, just holler."

The boy that was unloading the bags walked up suddenly, glaring at me. "I'm sure we most certainly will not be needing anything related to your assistance, kid."

"Kid?" I asked, feeling my eye twitch. "If I'm not older than you, I must be the same age, kiddo."

I heard a giggle, and all four of us men looked at the brown eyes girl. She was hiding behind her hand, smiling slightly. I smiled at her, and she giggled again. "I'm Tenten!" she yelled at me, waving high above her head.

"Kiba Inuzuka!" I yelled back, waving a bit. I looked at Mr. Hyuuga, and he nodded in approval. I smiled and walked over to the girls, knowing there were 3 pairs of eyes watching my front and back. I stopped in front the Green eyes, who was standing protectively over the other 2. "Kiba Inuzuka, and you are?" I asked, holding out my hand.

She took my hand and shook it, smiling back at me. "Sakura Hanuro, second year in herding, and first time body guard for these beauties." She said, looking over her shoulder.

Tenten smiled at me, holding out her hand, which I gladly took, kissing the back of it. I also took of my hat and bowed my head, knowing I should. She giggled once again. "Well, look here Hinata, gentleman and a real man, nothing like Neji if I do say so myself."

"So, I'm guessing you're Hinata?" I asked, turning toward Miss Beautiful.

She nodded and looked down, holding out a shaking hand. I took it, brought it up to my dry lips, and kissed it lightly, never taking my eyes away from hers. She gulped and turned 5 shades of red, making me smirk.

Two throats cleared behind me, and I walked back to my place next to Uncle. "Mr. Hyuuga, thank you for the job, I'll be by your house early tomorrow morning, but for now I have to clean up and take my friend back to his house." I said, nodding.

He smiled again and nodded back.

I took rope from Lightning, tied it to Woody's foot, and told her to go back to the Jail. I never thought watching my unconscious friend being dragged away would be so funny.

I started walking back after him, but I firm hand on my shoulder stopped me. Mr. Hyuuga. "Boy, I think we may need some help, and my herd will not arrive in town for another week . I so can give you small jobs around my house until they get here."

"Thank you Sir, I'll gladly take any job you have to offer. Anything open now?" I asked. Man, acting all polite and nice was HARD!

"Yes, actually. You could take our bags inside the home while we go get a bite to eat." He said, motioning towards the pile of already dusty bags. There must have been 20. Crap…work. But I still have to act nice for now…

"Of course Sir, enjoy your meal." I said, bowing my head, and walking to the bags. The boy stopped me with a delightfully evil glare. "I'm Kiba." I said, acting nice just a little longer.

"Drop the act, idiot. They're gone." He said, and he was right. Behind me, Uncle and Mr. Hyuuga were walking away, talking avidly.

I sighed and dropped my act like he said, glaring back. "Well, what do you want, smarty?"

"Stay away from the girls."

"Maybe I will, maybe I won't."

"Stay away."

"No."

"Boys, boys, boys, no reason to fight over us, right Sakura?" Tenten said, coming over and standing between us.

Sakura came gith over and stood next to her friend. "I agree, though I think it's not us that they're fight over. Sick Neji, she's your cousin!"

'Neji' glared at her. "I don't like Hinata, got it?"

Tenten rolled her eyes and turned to me, blocking Neji from my glare. At her, my glare softened. "Kiba, how about you? Anyone one of us you fancy?"

Hinata flashed through my mind, but I knew that saying her name would anger them. "Yes, one actually, and I might say that I think she is quite the cutie."

All three girls blushed a bit, and soon the girls left after Mr. Hyuuga. Neji glared at me when he was walking by, pointing to Tenten and mouthing 'stay away'. So…he liked her huh? Well…I did love pissing people off…maybe some harmless flirting with her when I wasn't trying my luck at Hinata wouldn't hurt.

Looking at the pile of bags, I sighed, glaring at anything I could lay me eyes on. Acting nice and working…this was gonna be a long day.

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Damn….this was a big house! It had huge rooms, a huge kitchen, huge land, and some strange type of huge box machine that made the air and ctuff in it cold…I currently had my head stuck inside that contraption. Lord it was nice.

"Excuse me, I'm not trying to interrupt, but can you turn around and get your head out of our ice box?"

I jolted up right, hitting my head on cold metal, and falling over on my ass. Why did it have to be today for me to be stupid? Behind me was Tenten, staring at me and grinning smugly, oh she would pay. "Can I help you, Miss?" I asked, trying not to sound angry.

"Well, I came back here with Hinata to get our hats, since we forgot them. But I found something much more interesting to watch."

"Really?" I asked, getting up and leaning against the wall, smirking at her. "And where is this Hinata that I'm hearing so much about, huh?"

"Oh, she's upstairs." She said, taking a step closer to me. I thought that it was the gents that made all the moves, not the girls…but then again, if a girl can saddle up and ride 'em like a guy, then she's got my vote for flirting. Another step towards me, followed by a hand on my arm. "I was wondering if you would maybe like to join us for our meal, seeing as you'd probably not want to go through a women's clothing and undergarments."

"I wouldn't be se sure about that, little missy." I said as we leaned towards eachother.

"EEEEP! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!!!"

We both looked over and saw Hinata there, two hat's at her feet and a flushed red face, and…anger? Was that anger that just shot across her face? Don't tell me that she liked…..

A huge grin spread across my face at that moment. I knew it. She liked me. She must have…well…Uncle always said that when in doubt, get the gal jealous and steal her best friend behind her back! Okay….maybe not the second part…but still!

I pulled away from Tenten's touch and sighed. "I'd love to join you guys for lunch, but I just hope that there's more…privacy over there?"

Hinata turned bright red, but not from embarrassment. Oh man this was working great!

Tenten was grinning at my side, and she took my arm in between her chest, grinning up at me. "Then, shall we go, Kiba?"

"Of course." I said, walking to the door with her. I stopped and held out my other arm, smiling in a very gentleman-like manner at Hinata. She nodded slowly, grabbing my arm and walking the door with me and Tenten.

Oh man, I have never felt prouder. I was walking trough town, to beautiful girls on each of my arms, a grin on my face, and my ego as big as ever. The town's people were taking double takes the entire time, some of the girls looking at me in ways they never had, the guys glarin', and older fellows winking at me, suggesting something that was never far from my mind.

At the restaurant, we all separated while I held the door for them, bowing and smiling sweetly. They sat down at a private table in the dark, lit by candle. Oh, this would be fun…

I sat down between my uncle and Tenten, half wanting to sit next to her just to annoy Neji, half wanting to sit next to Hinata to tell her how beautiful she is.

Food was ordered, me and Hinata blushed a few times after looking at each other at the same time, but the most surprising shock of all was when something with five ends and a warm temp. landed on my thigh.

Okaaaay, now Tenten was rubbing my thigh, my hands were digging into my jeans, and Neji was shooting me a knowing glare from across the table.

Uncle elbowed me, too polite to look away from the man buying us dinner. "What's wrong with your boy?" he asked, whispering.

"N-Nothing." I stuttered back, cursing in my head for sounding like an idiot. "Uh, I-I have to get some air!" I nearly yelled, before jumping out of my chair and rushing out the back door.

I put my hands on my knees and leaned down, breathing hard with wide eyes. I couldn't believe she did that! Girl's were supposed to let the men do all the work, but this girl was just crazy! Maybe I shouldn't flirt with her after all…since I'm sure that I could focus all my attention to Hinata.

I got up and took another deep breath, calming my nerves again and clearing my mind. When I turned around to go inside, my mind screamed 'SHIIIIIIIIT'

"Hey there, big boy." Tenten said, leaning on the door frame and smiling at me.

Shit

"I was just coming out for some air, but I found something better to do."

Oh holy shit….she's coming near me…

"And I thought we could oh, you know…"

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And then it happened, and my mind went blank. She was kissing me. I never thought that my first kiss would come from the girl, that was the best friend of who I liked at the moment.

But hey, it's not like she was a bad kisser, right?

Anyway, she closed her eyes, but I kept mine open. Watching in case anything happened…something did. A waiter came out and dumped the trash, saw us, smirked at me with this nasty old teeth, then went back inside snickering. I was actually happy it was him.

As long as it wasn'-

Shit…(I seem to be thinking that a lot, huh?)

Neji was there, watching us now. My mouth stopped moving along with Tenten's, pausing our already heated kiss, and my heart stopped for a beat. This kid was gonna kill me since I was kissing the girl he liked (probably even loved).

Tenten turned to me with confused eyes and said, "What's wrong Kiba?"

I grabbed her shoulders and smiled crookedly, smashing my lips to her's once again. I was so nervous I didn't know what else to do, but as long as it kept her from turning around it was fine…

Neji was glaring death at me now, and if he had a gun I bet all hell would break loose. But he didn't, and for the moment I was safe. Until he brought out a shiney knife and put it to his own throat, sliding it across without touching his skin. I knew that that knife was meant to go into my skin, and that he wanted to kill me.

Shit (again)

I pulled away from Tenten as soon as Neji disappeared (freaky how he did that too…) and turned away from her. "Come on, let's go inside." I said, grabbing her hand and pulling her inside. "This never happened, by the way."

"Are you insane?" she asked, "Hinata would kill me!"

I stopped right in front of the door with wide eyes and smirked slowly, my teeth popping out over my bottom lip. Without turning around, I asked, "Why would she care if you kissed me?"

She gasped quickly, knowing she said something she shouldn't have. "Never mind." She said, pushing past me and into the restaurant. "You don't need to know."

Well , well, well…my little Hinata does for a fact have a lil crush on lil ol' me? Well, this is good. But how do I shake Neji and Tenten off my back?

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Shit

Me: o.o

Kiba: Why did I have to kiss her???

Me: I dunno…seemed fun at the moment…

Kiba: Ah…

Me: Anyway….I GRADUATED 8TH GRADE!! And got laid….

Kiba: WHAT?!?!?!?!?

Me: So please review!

Kiba: -whacks me-

Me: -crys- I was kidding!!! Jeez, no fun anymore....And sorry for the slow updates guys, everythings been going twice as fast, and now that it's summer, I can finally clear my head, relax, and finish some stories!!

Kiba: At least you weren't serious....

Me: Was I?

Kiba: ._.