Hi Y'all. The ideas for this fic haven't really been coming to me (sad face). I hate writer's block. Maybe I'll have a better idea for the next chapter. This one's going to be slow with just a Jaclyn and Seras placed jokes to spice things up. I'm going to need another filler chapter before I get back to the main plot. If you have a suggestion I would love to hear it. Now on with the pranks!

"Hey, Kabutle, are you bored? I can't stand this sitting around." Jaclyn whined.

"No. I guess you aren't use to just sitting and waiting for vampires to come to you. We've gone weeks without any action before, Kit." Replied Seras.

It had been well over a week since the hologram test that Jaclyn and Orrick had been through. During this time Police Girl and Jaclyn had become so close that they could have been sisters, or twins from another life as Walter put it. The two had quickly started calling each other by a nick name; Kabutle for Seras and Kit, Jaclyn's old street name. During practice drills the two would team up and come up with all sorts of codes for their positions. It was a huge joke between the Twins. The two women were currently lounging around in Seras' room.

"So what do you want to do, Kabutle?"

"I don't know. What do you want to do, Kit?"

"Um…" (With a long pause) "We could play pranks on some people. I know some really good ones."

"Sounds like a plan to me. So what do you have in mind?"

"Well we need to prank Orrick, and Walter. I don't think it would be wise to prank Integra, and Alucard will be really had to fool."

"So it's Walter, Mr. Hmph and maybe Master."

"Yup. We could get Alucard to help us prank Orrick. I have a great idea for Walter, so let's start with him."

"Sounds great, so what's your plan?"

"You know the glass door on the first level of the basement? Walter's always cleaning it. Every day he'll carry a tote of cleaning supplies, set it down, rummage through it and then look up and start cleaning the door. Back when I was on the streets I told you I was a thief, right?"

"Yeah, I remember that."

"Well, sometimes I would have to disguise myself to get into places to scope them out. I could make myself a duplicate of Walter. I plan on standing on the other side of the glass door and imitating him. That's where you come in. I need you get me on the other side of the door when Walter rummages through his tote."

"I love the idea! He'll be seeing double. What about my energy signal?"

"I can hide it. I can make it appear as if you are in your room."

"Really? When did you learn that? Orrick said you didn't have any powers like that."

"What Orrick doesn't know won't hurt him."

"We could have Master come up during the prank and be a part of it, Kit."

"True, he could help freak Walter out. Alucard could say something like 'I'll go get the gremlin spray'."

"So, when should we start?"

"Let's get Alucard involved first. Get him in here."

"K." Seras replied as she called Alucard. "Master?"

"What is it, Police Girl?"

"Could you come to my room? Jaclyn and I need to talk to you."

Alucard came through the wall and was staring at the two friends.

"What are you up to, Police Girl?"

"Um. Well… I just."

"We're going to play a prank on Walter and we need your help."

"Why would I help you play a prank on Walter, Cat? It would be a waste of time."

"No, it will work. Here, let me tell you our plan."

Several hours later Walter is at the glass door that he cleans every three days. He carefully places his box of cleaning supplies on the floor and then assesses the see-through door. Seeing that it is dirty, as usual, he bends over and picks up a rag and some cleaner. Straightening up he looks at the door and sees his self. A very startled Walter tries to figure out how he is seeing his image in the glass.

"Now that's never happened before. Alucard are you playing tricks again?"

Alucard appearing when asked answers. "No. I'm not, Master forbid me to play tricks with the glass door." Seeing Walter's double he adds "That's the biggest gremlin I've ever seen. You must not be cleaning well enough, Walter. I'll go get you a can of gremlin-be-gone."

"Alucard, there's no such a thing as gremlin-be-gone. Where did you ever get such an idea?"

"If there is no such a thing as gremlin-be-gone, why do I have a can of it?" Said Alucard as he pulled out a spray can with a very brightly colored label. "Here, have fun, Walter."

Alucard, well being Alucard, exited the hallway via the floor. This left a very confused butler alone with a lime green spray can and a very convincing duplicate. Walter, having decided to use the spray opens the door and proceeds to spray his double.

POOF!

The lime green spray can exploded covering the startled butler with silly string. Standing there was the funniest sight Seras and Jaclyn had ever seen. Jaclyn walked over to Walter and Seras came out from her hiding place to help the Angel of Death get the silly string off.

"Walter, I wish you could have seen the look on your face! It was priceless." Stated Seras as she pulled some goop from his shoulder.

"She's right it was pretty funny. Oh, by the way the silly string was all Alucard's idea. I was just going to startle you with being your double."

Being that the twins didn't want to get into trouble with Sir Integra, they helped Walter clean up the mess. After helping the women went back to Seras' room. They spent a good hour playing checkers. The two were evenly matched and eventually are left lounging around the room with nothing to do.

So what do you want to do, Kabutle?"

"I don't know. What do you want to do, Kit?"

"Well let's not play any pranks. I hate cleaning. How about we go to the shooting range. We could have a competition with the Geese!"

"Sounds like fun let's go!"

Please Review! And about those ideas... I need them! What should I do for the Competition?

Sorry. I know I'm really diging aroung for some ideas. The next chapter should come out faster though. I'm not sick or traveling any more, so it will be easier.