Laven Week
August ninth: connection
xXx
(This chapter is an Alternate Universe chapter)
xXx
*Ring, ring, ring...*
"...pick up Lavi, you stupid Rabbit..."
To say that Allen Walker was angry right now would be an understatement as tapped his foot impatiently, waiting for said 'Rabbit' to answer his mobile...for the fifth time that morning.
"Hey y'all~! This is the Lavi, the 'Almighty Sex Lord'~! I can't answer right now, because either something important came up, or I'm doing something devilishly naughty~
... Make that the sixth time...
"...so wait for the beep and talk dirty to me~~"
*BEEP*
Yeah... Allen was pissed...
"Lavi, it's me Allen. The person you called this morning to tell them to meet you at the mall at ten thirty? Well, now it's now eleven thirty, and my patience is wearing thin, so if you don't get here soon, I'll-"
"Hunt me down, skin me alive, kill me, revive me and kill me again?" Allen jumped five feet in the air, inhaling a shriek as he whipped around to face the very same teen he was about to threaten. "Honestly, Beansprout, can't you think of something a bit more creative and less Yuu-Chan...ish?"
"Lavi..." Allen silently fumed.
"Yes Beansprout~?"
*WHACK!*
"AH! GODDAMIT!" Lavi cried out, clutching his side, tearfully glaring at Allen. "OK, I admit getting here late and surprising you was a bad idea. But still, ya didn't have to punch me in my kidney...ow~"
"Well, what do you want me to do in a situation like this, then?"
"Kiss it and make it better~?"
"..."
"OW! NOT THE EAR!!"
"Mind explaining why you're late, Lavi?" Allen asked sweetly (Dark Allen arises...), tightening his grip on Lavi's earlobe, making the red-head cringe.
"... If I say 'Old Panda' and 'being forced to work until just a few minutes ago', would that explain everything?"
"...maybe... What about your phone?"
"I had to abandon it in my 'Great Escape'~! Er...on that note, I need to stay with you for a few days...just two...or three..."
"Huh..." a sigh of frustration left Allen's lips, letting his grip on Lavi's ear loosen, the white-haired teen placed his hands on his hips. "Why did you call me out here?"
"Well...~" arms snaked around Allen's waist, bringing the younger closer to Lavi's chest. "I was hoping that we could go get something to eat, maybe go shopping..."
A playful tune began to play, interrupting Lavi (much to the red-heads displeasure) as Allen pulled his mobile out from his pocket. Before he could check the caller id, Lavi took the phone from his hand, pressing the 'hang-up' button before turning it off. "...uninterrupted."
"Lavi." Allen tried to grab his phone back, but his boyfriend held the mobile above his head. "It might be important..."
"Then we can go see a movie, have dinner at this Italian restaurant I saw on the way here."
"Italian?" Allen's interest was piqued. "Screw the damn phone!"
"What about after~?" the playful tone in Allen's voice only encouraged Lavi even more as he brought the whit-haired teen into a hug.
"We'll think about that later, Beansprout~!"
xXx
*Ring, ring, ring...*
"Hey, this is Allen. Please leave a message after the beep."
*BEEP*
"Allen, it's me, Lenalee. Where are you? You're supposed meet me and Kanda at the park today. Well, call me back when you have the chance." Lenalee sighed as she hung up and turned to Kanda, who was sitting under the shade of a tree. "That's the fourth time it's gone to voice message. I wonder what happened?"
"Che. Maybe Baka-Usagi is being perverted again and whisked Moyashi away. I heard that Bookman is throwing a fit because the idiot ran out on him."
"...I bet Lavi bribed him with Italian...again."
"The quickest way into Moyashi's heart is through his un-godly stomach. Che."
xXx
Finished... Review please... (passes out)