hi peoples!!! im here with another chapter. been a little bit busy this week. so, heres another chap!

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Day 1

Torture the Neighbors

Deidara was in a cheery mood today. He got up at 7:00 am, got dressed, went down to the dining hall fro breakfast, went to the park, and met someone. So, knowing Deidara, he had to tell someone.

"Hidan, un!!" Deidara whispered harshly.

Hidan stirred in his sleep and rolled over so he faced the opposite side of where Deidara was. Deidara scowled at his friend. Then Deidara got a very nice idea.

Deidara walked over to the sink and filled a glass with ice cold water. Then he walked over to Hidan and poured a little on his head.

"HOLY FUCK!" Hidan yelled, sitting straight up.

"Hidan, un!! Keep it down, un! Kisame's still sleeping, un!" Deidara whispered harshly again.

"I don't give a shit! You just woke me up by pouring water on my head!" Hidan thought for a moment. "Ice fucking cold water, too!"

Deidara grinned. "I met someone."

"You," Hidan started, "woke me up," Deidara nodded, "because you want to tell me who you fucking met." Deidara nodded once more. "Fuck you Dei'." Hidan said, pulling up the covers and rolling back on his side. After a moments thought, Hidan got back up and sat next to Deidara on the couch.

"So, who's this fucker you like?" Hidan asked, sighing slightly.

Deidara grinned. "Well, he has brown eyes and red hair, un. He's a little taller than me and he was wearing-" Deidara was interrupted.

"I know you like him and all, but I don't fucking care what he fucking looks like. Just get on with the fucking story." Hidan said, boredly.

Deidara glared at Hidan for a moment then went back to his story. "So, I went to the park after breakfast so I could see where everything was, un. So, I glanced over at the boys who were playing basketball and I saw him, un. So I sat down and casually glanced over a couple of times, un. Then Sasori, that's his name, smacked the ball out of his friends hands and it hit me right in the head, un. So, he came over and apologized and introduced himself and asked if I wanted to meet up with him later and I said," Deidara took in a deep breath,"'yes', un."

Hidan was processing everything Deidara was saying when a little flashback of the McDonald's incident popped into his head.

"No fucking way." He said to himself.

"Was the dude's friend wearing a stupid fucking mask?" Hidan asked, really wanting Deidara to say no.

"Yes, un. Why, un?" Deidara was confused.

"Remember the dude that was at McDonald's." Hidan hinted.

Deidara gasped. "That was him, un!" Deidara was shocked. He didn't even recognize him!

"I have to meet up with him too, un! Oh no, un! His friends probably be there too, un." Deidara started to panic. This is exactly why Deidara was single at the moment. He panicked too much.

"Don't worry, I'll kick the shit out of the fucker with the fucking mask if he fucking annoys us." Hidan reassured his friend.

Deidara smiled at Hidan. He was showing Hidan he was happy for him to be doing this. But what was really going on in his head, was himself shouting 'OH NO, UN!'

--

"Where is Deidara?" Sasori asked himself. Worrying just a bit that he got stood up.

"Aw, worrying about your new 'bf'?" Itachi smirked. He knew how much Sasori hated it when Itachi called his crushes his 'bf's'.

Itachi was a very pale young man who was on his summer break. He had just finished his last year of highschool and came to relax for the summer then apply for a job. Itachi had black hair that was pulled into a low ponytail. He had black eyes that had just a hint of red in them. He was currently wearing a black t-shirt and jeans.

"Fuck you Itachi." Sasori said coldly.

"Look, here he comes now." Itachi smirked at the small blush he received from the red head.

"Hi, un." Deidara said.

"Hey." Sasori said coolly.

Hidan was sitting on the swing and was keeping a close eye on Deidara. Before he knew it, soeone was standing beside him blocking the sun from hitting him. Hidan let out an annoyed sigh.

"What the fuck do you want?" Hidan said, not even looking to see who it was.

"Your the idiot who puched me." A deep, yet familiar, voice said.

Hidan looked up and saw that it was the bastard from before. He scowled at the man. "So." Hidan responded. "What are you gonna' fucking do about it?"

"Nothing. I already did by punching you back." The masked guy smirked.

"Fuck you." Hidan said. He was on a mission right now. Make sure Deidara was okay. He didn't have time to deal with this fucker.

"What's your name?" the guy asked again.

Hidan smirked. "You should always introduce yourself before asking someone their name."

Kakuzu rolled his eyes. "Kakuzu."

"Hidan."

"Hm." Kakuzu said to himself.

"What the fucks wrong with my name?" Hidan said aggressively.

"Nothing. Just never heard that name before." Kakuzu explained.

Hidan 'hmphed' and turned his attention back to the blonde.

"What are you doing here?" Kakuzu asked.

"Why should you care?" Hidan asked.

Kakuzu shrugged.

"I'm watching my friend 'cause he's too fucking paranoid." Hidan answered.

"Your friends gay."

"Yup." Hidan answered.

"..." Silence

"You gay?" Hidsn asked out of curiosity.

"..." Silence

"ARE YOU FUCKING GAY!!??" Hidan slurred his words so that even a space alien could know what they were.

"Yes. Why do you care?" Kakuzu asked, a little annoyed by the question.

"Wondering. If it makes fucking feel better. I'm fucking gay too." Hidan said, keeping his eyes on Kakuzu now.

Hidan had a feeling that his friend could manage from here, especially since they were making out at the moment.

Kakuzu glanced over at Sasori. He was currently occupied. Kakuzu was now scarred for life.

"What's up with you and that fucking mask?" Hidan asked.

"None of your business." Kakuzu responded.

"Tell me."

"No."

"Come on! You sat over here! You gotta' fucking tell me why you have the fucking mask."

"Reasons of my own."

Hidan pouted at his answer. Kakuzu saw Hidan's face and thought it wasa little hot.

"*sigh* Stitches." Kakuzu finnaly said.

"What?"

"Got into an accident a few weeks ago and I had to get permanent stitches."

"That must've fucking hurt like hell." Hidan winced at the thought. He liked pain, but not long lasting pain.

"Yeah, it did." Kakuzu answered looking at the ground.

"Well, my friend seems okay. I'm going for fucking lunch. So, bye." Hidan said standing up from the swing.

"I'll come too. Haven't eaten' since breakfast." Kakuzu followed after Hidan.

Hidan walked in front of Kakuzu by just a few steps. Kakuzu was walking with his hands in his pockets with his eyes open just a bit. He was checking out Hidan.

'He's pretty hot. He's got a great ass too. He'd be fuck material. I'll wait though. I think I can wait just a little longer to get to know him.' Kakuzu thought to himself. After he was pleasured with the mental picture of Hidan's ass, he began walking side by side Hidan.

Hidan glanced to look at the man he considered his enemy. 'Fucking dumb ass. He thinks he can punchme and then become friends? Please. I'm smarter than that... though, I am a little curious what he looks like without the mask. I'll have lunch with him then go home. Kisame'll sleep 'till fucking 10 pm again if I don't wake him after lunch.' Hidan thought.

They entered the eating hall and got there food. Kakuzu pulled down his mask to take a bite of his food.

Let's just say, Hidan got to see Kakuzu's face and he was astonished by his looks. He didn't look horrible. He sort of pulled of the look.

Hidan said that Kakuzu looked 'fucking awesomeness'.

--

Kisame had woken up somewhere around 11:30 am. He was amazed that it wasn't dark out. Kisame was basically a night owl and he hated to go to sleep.

So, the natural thing that happens when you wake up late is that your hungry. So Kisame walked down to the dining hall. He picked out some macaroni and a couple fish sticks. Then he sat down across from a boy with black hair. Itachi.

Itachi opened his eyes. He glared at Kisame. He was hinting for the blue man to go away and sit at a different table. Kisame didn't get the message.

"Why are you sitting here?" Itachi asked after many moments of silence.

"'Cause I want to." Kisame answered.

"Why here?" Itachi asked. His voice still monotonious.

"I'm guessing you don't want me to sit here." Kisame asked.

"Please move." Itachi asked politely.

"Mmmm, no." Kisame answered with a slight smirk.

Itachi felt himself twitch a little.

"Move." Itachi was now demanding for the blue haired man to move.

"Nah, don't feel like it today." Kisame answered. He took another bite of his fish stick.

Kisame's special thing about him was that he easily pissed people off. He really was good at this. But it didn't bother Hidan or Deidara. But Itachi was the master of being pissed off easily. So Itachi oped his eyes once more to glance at the blue man. His eyes were flaring red. itachi was pissed. That was obvious.

"Move. Now." Itachi was getting very annoyed by this man.

Kisame pretended he didn't hear the man.

Kisame closed one of his eyes. "What's your name?" Kisame asked.

"If I tell you will you go away?" Itachi asked

"Yup."

"Itachi."

Kisame laughed at this.

Itachi was now ready to kill this guy. Who does he think he is sitting with Itachi and then pissing him off?

"Your name means weasel!!!" Kisame said through laughs.

"What's your name?" Itachi was now glaring at Kisame.

"Kisame." the blue man said between laughs.

The Uchiha snickered. "Your fog." Itachi manage to laugh at this.

Kisame shut up and blushed a little. "SO! Your weasel!" Kisame protested,

"Your not even an object." Itachi fought back.

"SO! I keep everyone alive!! Fog is water and people need water to live so ha!!" Kisame folded his arms in victory.

Itachi just sat there with his mouth open. He had been beaten by an idiot. Itachi had been beaten! He was upset and was speechless. Maybe, just maybe, the Uchiha was growing attached to this man. Doubt it though.

End of chapter!! hope you liked it!! had to add this little smart contest between itachi and kisame! i thought it was funny! anyway, plez R&R!!