Laven Week

August tenth: happy birthday

August tenth, if you asked someone...oh, say...Kanda, what that day meant to him, his answer would probably be...

"Che. August tenth is the day I despise the most. It's the day when our so-called 'god' made an unfortunate mistake and created that Baka-Usagi who will forever follow me until either I die, or if I kill him first. Now, if you're done with your pathetic questioning, leave before I'll gut you alive with Mugen!"

Yes, today is Lavi's birthday!

Now, this story starts with Lavi, who was still in bed asleep, having a wonderful dream. What was the dream about? Well...for the sake of this chapter being PG (also because I can't write smut for sh*t), let's just say the dream included Lavi and a certain Beansprout wearing nothing but tight, low-ride leather pants.

Best. Dream. Ever.

"Ne, Allen-Chan~..." Lavi rolled onto his stomach, drool seeping out the corner of his mouth, which had curled into a perverted smile. "...those pants look pretty confiding...maybe you should slip into something a bit more comfortable-"

*WHACK* Lavi cried out in pain, hands flying to sooth the lump that was starting to form on his head.

"WAKE UP! BAKA!" Bookman roared at his ex-apprentice, who he still had to share a room with, one reason because there weren't any rooms big enough to put either Lavi or Bookman in, the other reason was because no one trusted Lavi well enough to let him share a room with Allen by himself. "AND QUIT TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP! I knew you were perverted, but try to keep yourself under control. "

"Geez, Panda-Jiji! I can't help it if I'm a growing teen with...urges... Besides, if you want to complain, bitch to Komui."

*WHACK*

"GAH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!"

"Bad language. You may not be under my teachings now, but in this room, you are forbidden to use such vulgar words."

"Yeah, yeah." Lavi drawled, tossing on his shirt as he walked towards the door, planning on having breakfast.

"Lavi." The red-head turned to his old ex-mentor, questioning look on his face. "Happy Birthday."

"..." Lavi was stood there, stunned, and then he smiled softly before walking out to the cafeteria. "Thanks, Panda-Jiji."

xXx

"Here you go, Lavi-dearest~! One birthday special of Yakiniku" Jerry chimed, handing the red-head his special order. "Have a Happy Birthday~!

"Thanks Jerry~!" Lavi smiled, walking towards the table where Lenalee and Kanda sat. "Hey Lena-Lady~! Yuu-Chan~!"

"Don't call me that! Baka-Usagi!" Kanda snarled, reaching for his faithful Mugen, only to be stopped by Lenalee and her faithful clipboard. "Che."

"Kanda, don't act like that!" Lenalee said in a stern voice before smiling back at her other friend. "Morning Lavi, and Happy Birthday."

"Aww~! You guys are the best~!" sobbed Lavi as he drew both Kanda and Lenalee into a fierce hug.

"Baka. I didn't say anything."

"I know that Yuu-Chan wishes me a great Birthday too~!"

"Want today to also be your 'Death Day'?"

"Personal bubble invaded, got it..." after being released, the three sat down to eat. Throughout their meal, everyone was saying 'Happy Birthday' to the now nineteen-year-old as they passed by him.

Except for...

"Hey, Lenalee. Where's Beansprout? He hasn't been down here yet, has he?" Lavi asked the Chinese girl, who was currently reading a novel.

"Hmm? Allen?" Lenalee stroked her chin thoughtfully. "Actually, Jerry did say he was here earlier, I only met him when I was coming here myself..."

"Well?"

"I asked Allen what he was doing today..."

"And..."

"And he said that he was going to get your Birthday present..."

"... Do ya know what it is?" Lavi couldn't help but feel suspicious when he saw a faint smile play on Lenalee's lips.

"I only got two words to say, Lavi..."

"Yeah..."

"Leather Pants."

By the time both Lenalee and Kanda had blinked, the only thing that remained of Lavi was his empty dish and a dust-outline of himself.

"...Crap, that Baka-Usagi moves fast..."

xXx

"Allen~!" Lavi chirped, knocking innocently on the 16-year-old's bedroom door, patiently waiting for a reply on the other side of the door. "... Beansprout~!"

"...crap..." a muffled squeak followed by a few curse words came from Allen's room. "M-my name's Allen...stupid Rabbit..."

"Ne, Allen~! Don't say mean things to the Birthday Boy~!" whined said 'Birthday Boy', pulling out a spare key to Allen's room that he got from, surprisingly enough, Timcanpy.

God, how he loved that Golem right now.

"Just...give me a few minutes, Lavi. I'm trying to fix my tie-"

Too late.

Time seem to stand still as Lavi as he stared at Allen. His lover, who stood before him, was wearing no shirt, no boots or jacket or tie or even his gloves...

Only a pair of tight, low-ride...

Leather.

Pants.

"STRIKE~~!"

Allen pale body steadily turned red as he watched Lavi covered his nostrils from its current nose bleed.

"Umm... Happy Birthday...?" he said, uncertainly. Lavi said nothing, his eye raking Allen's bare chest, making the white-haired teen squirm under the intense gaze.

"Ne, Allen-Chan~!" Lavi said in a sing-song voice as he locked the now closed door before stepping towards Allen, placing his hands on top of his lovers, which were currently residing on the bands of the pants.

"Y-yes, Lavi?"

"Those pants look pretty confiding~! Maybe you should slip into something a bit more comfortable~!"

xXx

"...Kanda? I just realised something"

"Che. What?"

"I think I just doomed Allen to four hours of entertaining Lavi..."

"Like I care. As long as Moyashi is keeping that Baka-Usagi distracted, we won't have to worry about the idiot bursting in on his surprise party."

*Sigh* "I guess you're right."

xXx

HA! Finished~! Hope you enjoyed it~!