hello peoples!! got another idea for this story from my friend Sadie!! I made a comic from it with her character in it, but now i'm not going to put any Oc's in this fic, i've already got them in different ones. but anyway, I hope you like it!! when you see a (1) that's the part that Sadie and i were talking about!!

Disclaimer: i absolutely positively do not own this!!!!!!!!!! X3

Day 2

Swimming Pranks and a Kiss

It was now early morning the next day. Hidan, Deidara, and even Kisame, got up very early that morning. You couldn't say exactly why, but if you had one of those people who point out the obvious, they'd say that they were waiting for their neighbors! Hidan would have knocked that person out, but Deidara stopped Kisame from saying. Just barely, but he stopped it.

In fact, Hidan didn't even want to get up. Sure, there was Kakuzu, but Hidan wanted to sleep. This was the summer for Jashin's sake!! What does every person on earth do during the summer?! Sleep!! Everyone knows that! But, of course, Deidara was waiting for his boyfriend. It still pissed Hidan off to no end though.

Kisame was bored that morning, so he insisted to go swimming. Deidara didn't like to swim. He liked to stick his feet in the water. Hidan on the other hand, loved to swim. His favorite part was jumping into the water, splashing Deidara in the making, and shouting, "KAWABONGA!!"

Everyone loved that.

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Hidan had his swimming bag with the Jashin symbol on it, and was currently packing. He had packed a towel, put sunscreen on, put his trunks on, put his waterproof gel on (though he could swear Deidara switched it on him), and he still felt like he was forgetting something...

"Hidan! Did you remember to take your pill today, un?" Deidara nagged.

Hidan sighed. "Yes, mother." Hidan said sarcastically.

He has an anger management problem. So, he has to take pills every day. Deidara nags Hidan every day about that. The last time he forgot to take his pills, he cussed out everyone and ended up collapsing.

Then, they heard a knock at the door. Deidara went to answer it when he saw who it was. It was the dude (Deidara refers to Kakuzu as that) that punched Hidan.

Deidara ran over to Hidan. "Um... the dude from McDonald's is here, un." Deidara was panicking. Again.

"Hn? Oh. Him. I'll get it then." Hidan forgot to tell them that he and Kakuzu were cool, but it slipped his mind.

He opened the door. Hidan could have sworn he saw Kakuzu blush just a little bit. Hidan was only wearing his swimming trunks.

"What the fuck do you want?" Hidan said sternly.

"Sasori wanted to know what Deidara was doing today." Kakuzu responded.

Deidara popped his head out from the camper. "We're going swimming, un." Deidara said.

"I see." Kakuzu said.

"Why the fuck can't the pansy come over here himself and ask Deidara out?" Hidan asked.

Kakuzu shrugged.

"That was helpful." Hidan said sarcastically.

Kakuzu glared.(1) "Fuck you."

"Fuck your mom." Hidan bitched back.

"Fuck your fuckin' Mom." Kakuzu was glaring harder now.

"Fuck your grandma!" Hidan was yelling.

"Fuck your fucking grandma!" Kakuzu yelled back.

"FUCK YOUR MOM! FUCK YOUR MOM! FUCK YOUR MOM! FUCK YOUR MOM!" Hidan screamed.

"FUCK YOUR FUCKIN' MOM! FUCK YOUR FUCKIN' MOM! FUCK YOUR FUCKIN' MOM! FUCK YOUR FUCKIN' MOM!" Kakuzu screamed back.

Itachi and Sasori walked over to see what the problem was. Kisame walked out of the camper.

"He looks mad, un." Deidara said. He was outside standing next to Sasori.

"Sure does." Sasori agrees.

Itachi poked Sasori. He looked over and Itachi was mouthing the words 'bf' in a smug/sarcastic way that only Itachi could pull off.

Kisame was in between the two and had his hands to their faces as if they were animals.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Kisame yelled over them.

Kakuzu and Hidan shut right up.

Kisame put his hands down and folded them across his chest and pouted. "I'm trying to eat my cookies..."

Kisame glanced over and saw that the guy that he was bugging yesterday was here. Kisame just had to annoy the man. Kisame smirked and walked over to Itachi.

"Hello there, weasel." He said cheerily, trying to choke down a laugh.

Itachi glared, then smirked. "Hello fog."

Kisame rolled his eyes and muttered, "Weasel is still funnier than fog."

Sasori smiled a bit. "He's got a point ya' know."

Itachi glared an evil glare towards Sasori. "Shut up."

"Can we all just go to the fuckin' beach already! I'm freezin' my ass out here! I need water!" Hidan yelled.

Kisame pulls his bag up from his side. "I'm ready."

"Same here too, un." Deidara replies.

"Let's fuckin' go then." Hidan sighed.

Sasori perked up. "You swim?"

Deidara nodded.

"Well, what a coincy-dink! We were gonna' go swimming too." Itachi said.

Sasori spun around and glared at Itachi, who was sporting a huge smirk.

"You are!" Deidara seemed a little too happy...

"Um... sure?" Sasori said unsure.

Deidara gave Sasori a little kiss and went to get his junk.

"Well, we gonna' go pack or what?" Kakuzu said, surprisingly.

"Why do you wanna' go? Thought you hated swimming?" Itachi asked.

Kakuzu just looked away.

Itachi knew why. Oh boy, did he know.

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"KAWABONGA!" Hidan shouted as he jumped into the river.

The river was deep, but not too deep. It was just right for cannonballing. That was Hidan's favorite part of the trip. Especially when Deidara got so pissed last year and came after Hidan. That was probably the closest Deidara had ever been to water.

Hidan came back up and shook his head like dog coming out of a bath. Water flung everywhere. His hair had pieces strung to his head. Kakuzu honestly could have gotten a nosebleed. Thank God they weren't in an anime.

"Hey, asswipe! You know what swimming is? It's called getting into the water! Ever done that before?" HIdan taunted Kakuzu.

For some reason, Hidan wanted to bug Kakuzu to death. Probably because that was Hidan's specialty. Pissing people off was fun.

Kakuzu had his feet stuck in the water. Hidan was right next to the dock Kakuzu was sitting on.

"Fuck you. I know how to swim. I just don't want to swim. Big difference, or is that to much to comprehend? Oh, I'm sorry, are my big words confusing you?" Kakuzu smirked.

Hidan glared, thought for a minute, chuckled, then smirked. He went under water. The water was too murky for Kakuzu to see what Hidan was doing.

A moment later, Hidan sprang up from the water and pulled Kakuzu under. Kakuzu rose to the surface quickly. He face was bright red with anger, and he was wet. He wiped the water from his eyes then tried to scope Hidan out.

Hidan was right behind Kakuzu. He jumped on his back, bringing the taller man down. Kakuzu always said, he's a tall man, so when he comes down, people all shout "TIMBER!"

Just as he said, Itachi and Sasori said in sync, "Timber!"

Deidara and Kisame looked at their friends in a wierd way. "What the hunh, un?"

"You'll get it in a sec." Sasori said.

Kakuzu came back to the surface without Hidan on his back. He started to laugh uncontrollably.

Hidan came back to the surface. He stared at Kakuzu. He was still laughing "What the fuck is so funny?" Hidan asked with a 'wtf' look on his face.

"Kakuzu is a tall man." Sasori started.

"So when someone knocks him down," Itachi continued.

"They all shout TIMBER!" Itachi and Sasori said in sync then laughing too.

Hidan, Deidara, and Kisame all bursted out in laughter.

Hidan was too busy laughing that he didn't notice Kakuzu stop laughing. Kakuzu smirked. He pummled Hidan into the water.

Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, and Itachi stared at the water for a second. When they both came back up, they burst out in laugther again.

Kisame jumped into the water now, splashing everyone. He didn't shout Kawabonga, no, that was Hidan's. So Kisame shouts 'Taco's!'

Itachi and Sasori give a 'wtf' face now. Deidara sees their looks and bursts out laughing.

They were all having a good time. A very good time. Deidara told Sasori that he couldn't remember when any of them had that much fun and laughed that much. Sasori says that him and Kakuzu and Itachi don't laugh like that ever! Deidara couldn't believe that.

--

After their water fight, they all got dried off and went to the center of the park. Deidara, Hidan, and Kisame had been coming for a while now, so they new what they did on the second day, they always shot off fireworks. If it wasn't the park, then it was some random person.

"Why are there idiots here who set off fireworks anyway?" Kakuzu asks.

Deidara looks at him like he's some sort of alien or something. "Because, one, it's fun to blow stuff up, and also because it's art, un."

Sasori rolls his eyes. "That's your perception on art?"

"Yes, un. What's wrong with that, un?" Deidar feels offended by this.

They begin their bickereing over what true art is.

Hidan then intturupts. "Kakuzu," Hidan puts his hand on Kakuzu's shoulder, "People 'round here are a bunch a' hillbiley's just waitin' to blow shit up." Hidan snickers at this.

Kakuzu chuckles. "You're probably right."

Hidan smirks. "Was that a compliment?"

Kakuzu rolls his eyes, "I can be nice when I want to."

Hidan smorts. "Sure, whatever you say!"

Kakuzu smacks the man upside the head.

Hidan runs in front of Kakuzu. He glares at the man. Kakuzu glares back. Kisame pushes Kakuzu a little. Kakuzu trips and falls onto Hidan. Kisame runs so that there was a distance between him and Kakuzu. Kisame was a prankster, but he wasn't an idiot.

Hidan flutters his eyes open. He sees that Kakuzu is on top of him, but what they were doing, was something Hidan would not forget nor regret. They were kissing. Kakuzu seemed to be responding to Hidan. He was biting and nipping at Hidan's lower lip. Hidan realizes this and he willingly opens his mouth to grant entrance to the taller. They fought for dominance. You can probably guess who won. If your a dork, then I'll tell you. It was Kakuzu.

Kisame looks back and sees Hidan's arms wrap around Kakuzu's neck. Then he notices that Hidan's legs were already hooked onto Kakuzu's waist. Kisame congradulated himself. He could tell flat out that Hidan was constantly flirting with Kakuzu. Kisame was out of breath. He was gasping for air. He was for sure that he had no clue how Kakuzu would react.

He sighed and sat down on the grass, the fireworks were starting.

Itachi walked over and sat down next to his new buddy. Yes, believe it or not, Itachi was already calling Kisame his buddy.

"So, you pushed Kakuzu onto Hidan?" Itachi asked, just now noticing the make-out session between the two.

"Yup." Kisame responded.

"Have you paired them up with everyone they've been with?" Itachi was trying to find out random stuff.

"Just about." Kisame said.

"Who pairs you up with people?" Itachi was curious now.

"Nobody I guess. I mean, who could like someone who's blue? People are afriad of what they can't see or what they think is way out of the ordinary." Kisame explained.

Itachi felt just a little bit sad for Kisame. "Then why do Hidan and Deidara care about you?"

"Because were the same. We're shunned because we're different."

"... What about us?" Itachi asked.

Kisame looked over at Itachi. He had a mixture of emotions written in his eyes. "I don't know. Maybe you guys are like us, but how would I know?" Kisame smiled. It was a real smile. Not a cheeky grin, or a smirk. A smile.

Itachi looked up at the fireworks.

"I wish I could be different sometimes." Itachi said.

Kisame looked over to him. He saw the hurt written in Itachi's eyes. Kisame put his hand on itachi's cheek and turned his head so he was looking Itachi straight in the eye.

"I think you're fine the way you are." Having said this, Kisame kissed Itachi firmly on the lips.

Another firework shot off just as they pulled apart. Kisame looked into Itachi's eyes.

Itachi gave Kisame a hug.

Hope you guys liked it!! had to add the fuck fight in there!! i thought it fit perfectly into this story. Now i've got all of my characters into there pairings!! YAYE!! now more randomness is to come... next chapter. also, the thing about hillbiley's just waitin to blow shit up, that was a random moment that we had in my family on new years. I asked my dad why people were out in the could weather setting off fireworks and his response was, there are a bunch of hillbileys out there just waitin to blow shit up. so, i thought it'd be funny to include in my story and now i need a glass of water cause i'm just rambling now. someone stop me please!!

plez R&R!! they make me get more random moments in my family that i can put in here!1