hi peoples!!! heres another chapter!!! i added a bit more randomness to this one!!! this one has my families most random moment yet!!! hope you guys like it!!

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Day 5

Good Dates Are Always Interrupted by a Friend

The week went by very fast. It was soon Friday and Hidan was excited. He couldn't wait for his date with Kakuzu. He had told Deidara and he freaked out. Not in the way where he starts to yell and stuff, no. It was the way where Deidara was going to make Hidan hot. The only problem was, Hidan was never hot when Deidara helped him. No, he was cute. Cute is not the angle that Hidan wanted. He wanted to be dead sexy. Not... cute.

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"Deidara, I'll be fine. I can get dressed by myself, kay?" Hidan begged.

It was time for Hidan to start getting ready and Deidara wasn't taking no for an answer.

"Well, too bad, un." Deidara said, dragging Hidan into his room.

All of a sudden, they heard Kisame start roaring with laughter. They both gave a confused look in the direction it was coming from. Deidara let go of Hidan and they both, slowly, went to the living room. Kisame was on the floor, laughing like he had heard the funniest thing on Earth. Deidara and Hidan exchanged glances.

"Wow." Was the only thing the two could say.

After about 5 minutes, Kisame regained his composure. Hidan slowly went over to Kisame and sat down next to him. Before Kisame's outburst, he had been playing a game called Monster Lab. He played it once and was hooked.

"Hehe... you guys," Kisame started, going back to the page on his game where it showed all the monsters, "I made a monster named Hobo Joe." Kisame started to snicker histerically again.

"Um... that's the hilarious thing?" Deidara asked, still confused.

"Nope. A quote that I made up is." Kisame grinned at the thought of his quote again.

Hidan dared to ask, but he did. "Um... what was the quote?"

Kisame stood up and began running around the living room. "RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!! IT'S HOBO JOE!!!"

Hidan and Deidara began rolling on the floor. Laughing there asses off. They couldn't even breath. A little while later, Hidan recovered from his laughing fit faster than Deidara. So, he went back to his room to get dressed.

Minutes after Hidan had finished, there was a knock on the door. He perked up and ran to the living room to get the door. But Deidara had already gotten it. He was still giggling like a little girl, so he looked like an idiot.

"Um.. hehe... I'll get him... hehe, un." Deidara said through giggles.

Hidan pushed Deidara out of the way and out the door. He stood there with Kakuzu in awkward silence for a bit before Hidan broke the silence.

"Hello to you to, jackass." Hidan humphed.

Kakuzu shook his head a little and said 'hi' back. Hidan looked Kakuzu up and down. He was h-o-t. Hot. Hidan smirked and kissed Kakuzu full on. Kakuzu smirked into the kiss and kissed back full force. That was... until SOMEONE, had to interrupt them.

"Kakuzu and Hidan sittin' in a tree~!!! K-I-S-S-I-N-G~!!" Deidara and Kisame laughed at the red color Hidan's face was turning.

They had been sticking there heads out the window to eavesdrop. I guess they found something much more worthwhile!

Kakuzu and Hidan shot a glare at them. "You fucking dumbass fuckers!! I swear-" Hidan began ranting but was cut off by Kisame.

"Yeah, yeah Hidan. We all know you swear a lot!!" Kisame and Deidara began laughing even harder.

Hidan was now fuming. He was so mad at those two dimwits. His face was flushed and you could even see smoke coming from his ears!! Hidan was just about to commit homocide just when Kakuzu decided to throw a small rock at them.

"Shut the fuck up. Dumbasses..." Kakuzu muttered the last part.

Hidan looked at Kakuzu amazed that he had just seriously thrown a rock at them. Hidan grinned stupidly and glomped Kakuzu.

"Naw!! Kakuzu-chan!!" Hidan fangirled, nuzzling his head into Kakuzu's chest.

Kakuzu, on the other hand, was taken aback by this action. Nobody he had ever gone out with had ever... glomped him. But he guessed that Hidan wasn't one of the normal people he had ever dated. For that matter, Hidan wasn't all that normal. So, grudgingly, Kakuzu wrapped his arm around the zealots waist and dragged him along to where they were going. The only secret was, he never did tell Hidan where they were going!!

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"HAHAHAHAHA!!!" Deidara howled before giving Kisame a high five. "That was soooo hilarious, un!!"

Kisame thought the exact same thing, the only problem was, he had gotten hit in the head by Kakuzu. So his head hurt like hell. Kisame was laughing and was also rubbing his head.

"Hehehe, that was fun!" Kisame grinned.

"We should embarras Hidan more often, un!" Deidara said between laughs.

Kisame's expression dropped. "Okay, next time YOU can get hit in the head by a rock!" Kisame stormed off into the kitchen to get some ice for his head. He had one major headache. Deidara didn't even dare come back with a snappy comeback. Instead, he just sat there. He knew how Kisame got when he had a headache. He wouldn't dare to even bug him a little bit.

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Sasori was curretly looking out the window boredly. He was debating whether he should go over and ask Deidara to come and hang-out or just leave him alone for the day. He picked option number one. He really wanted to see Deidara. But he also wanted to work on his art. He hadn't been working for a while now. His new proto-type puppet needed to be finished. Maybe he could... no. He couldn't do that. If he didn't have the proto-type done in two weeks... he would for surely get fired.

He sighed deeply. He was stuck at a stand point. Should he risk getting fired, or go over and say screw you to his lifetime work?

His answer was knocking on the door. Sasori was pulled from his thoughts. He got up and answered the door.

"Yes?" Sasori asked Deidara.

Deidara grinned. "Just wanted to spend some time with you! Kisame's in a foul mood and well, you know about Hidan and Kakuzu's date." Deidara gave a bored look. "So, I came to spend some time with you!" Deidara chimed.

Sasori smiled. "I'd like that" And with that, he had his answer.

He had pick option C. Screw work. Dei's more fun!! ...in more ways than one!!

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"Hey Kakuzu, you never said where the fuck we were going." Hidan asked eargerly.

They had been driving in the car for a short amount of time. Hidan had been asking stupid questions, as usual, and Kakuzu answered back. Kakuzu smirked behind his mask at the new question.

"You'll see." Was all he said.

Hidan pouted. He hated it when people were vague. Especially Kakuzu. "Come on!" Hidan whined. "Tell me!"

Kakuzu rolled his eyes at the shorter male and ignored the plea for an answer. "You'll just have to suffer, Hidan."

Hidan crossed his arms and looked out the window. "Fucking asshole.

Kakuzu couldn't help but smirk at the childish acts of Hidan. He was always so cute when he pouted.

They soon arrived at a restaraunt. Hidan's eyes widened when he saw how expensive it looked. He turned to ask Kakuzu anothr question, but he was already out of the car. He then appeared at Hidan's car door. He opened it and helped Hidan out. Hidan smirked at Kakuzu.

"This place looks expen-" Hidan began, but was cut off by Kakuzu.

"Hidan, you say one more word, I'll kill you. I mean it this time. I swear I'm out of my fucking mind though for taking you here..." Kakuzu said the last part very quietly, but Hidan still heard him. He smirked yet again and wrapped his arms around Kakuzu.

"You love me and you know it!" Hidan said into Kakuzu's arm.

Kakuzu sighed. 'I guess I do...' Kakuzu thougth to himself as he lead Hidan into the... very epensive restaraunt.

Kakuzu knew he wouldn't regret this in the morning.

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Kisame sat in the now vacant living room holding an ice pack to his head. He wasn't as pissed as before but he certainly wasn't going to be talking to anybody soon. Kisame sighed and turned on the tv. He gazed into the screen and began watching 'House'. It was his favorite show. He had seen this show before and quickly dismissed the whole show. He turned the TV off and layed back onto the couch. He sighed and gazed up into the ceiling. He almost swore he saw Itachi in the ceiling as well.

Recently, Kisame hasn't been able to get the man off of his mind. He kept on thinking about him and thinking about him, but he never left his mind. Kisame always was wondering what the weasel was up to and when he would see him again.

Kisame sighed and rolled so he was facing the door. He scowled at the door as he saw no one approaching it. Kisame sighed and closed his eyes. After a good nap, he would find himself being woken up by Itachi.

"Hm... Itachi-kun..." Kisame mumbled before sleep came over him.

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Itachi had gotten bored and had strolled through the house trying to find something to do. He stopped when he came upon a picture he had taken with Kisame. It had Kisame giving Itachi bunny ears and Itachi himself with dango in his mouth. Itachi smiled at the picture and found the answer to his boredom.

Itachi grabbed his black jacket and strolled over to Kisame's camper. He let himself in knowing that Kisame was the only one there.

He saw that Kisame was sleeping on the couch. Itachi frowned at this and went over to wake up the fishman.

He slightly nudged Kisame.

No response.

He scowled and shoved him harder.

Still no response.

Itachi scowled even more and flicked Kisame on the head.

Still no response.

Itachi frowned. He was beginning to get worried.

"Hey, Kisame." Itachi started, shoving the blue man again.

No repsonse again.

Itachi smiled nervously and pushed Kisame again.

"Wake up idiot."

No response.

Itachi was now officialy worried. He knew Kisame had sleeping problems, but not like this. He ran over to the phone and called someone who would know what to do.

Kakuzu.

--Meanwhile--

Hidan and Kakuzu had just finished there dinner and were leaving the restaraunt. Kakuzu was a little down considering all of the money he just used. But Hidan had a plan to perk him up.

"So, Kakuzu. Is there anything else I should be looking forward to?" Hidan asked with a stupid grin.

Kakuzu was rippedfrom his thoughts of calculating and turned to Hidan. Kakuzu smirked and pushed Hidan against the car.

"I think there's one more thing you should be looking forward to." Kakuzu smirked as he whispered this in Hidan's ear.

Hidan smirked and kissed Kakuzu. Kakuzu smirked into the kiss before he began to lick the zealot's lower lip. Hidan allowed Kakuzu entrance. Their tongues clashed in a war of-

RING RING! RING RING!

Kakuzu broke the kiss with a sigh. Hidan frowned and began to place kisses along Kakuzu's neck.

"Fucking assholes..." Hidan muttured between kisses.

Kakuzu smirked and reached for the phone that was in his pocket. With a flick of his rist, he opened the phone and began talking.

"Hello?" Kakuzu said, trying to make the aggravation in his voice clear.

"Um, hey Kakuzu. I think there's something wrong with Kisame." Itachi said, trying to hide the worry in his voice.

Kakuzu sighed. "What's wrong?"

Hidan looked up a this. His eyes wide in curiousity.

"I came over to come and spend time with him when I found him sleeping on the couch." Itachi began.

Kakuzu's expression fell blank. "That seems normal enough to me."

Hidan rolled his eyes and continued his urgent kisses.

Itachi sighed. "You didn't let me finish. I tryed to wake him up but he won't wake up. ... I think... I think he might have a concussion." Itachi stuttered.

Kakuzu stood up better at this. Hidan pouted now, since he wasn't tall enough to give his boyfriend a kiss. "Well, how many times did you try to wake him up." Kakuzu said, remembering what happened before him and Hidan had left.

"I don't know, a lot of times."

Hidan began listening to the conversation. He heard Kisame's name come up and now he was worried.

"Well, hang up and call 911. Hidan and I will be there shortly. Tell them everything you told me." Kakuzu finished. Hidan was left in a pool of confusion.

"Okay, bye." Itachi said before hanging up.

Kakuzu sighed and pecked Hidan on the lips. Hidan's eyes were glazed over in thought.

"Kisame apparently has a concussion. Were gonna' go to the hospital. 'Kay?" Kakuzu explained.

Hidan nodded. Now he was really worried.

Was kisame going to be okay? That was the only question that was running through all four of their minds.

They all hoped he would.

dun dun DUN!!! cliffhanger!! XP now you'll have to wait till the next chap!! XP

plez R&R