im late again. =.= you people are probably gonna yell at me once again. *sigh* the happy part is... I'VE FINNALY GOTTEN OVER MY WRITERS BLOCK!!!!! omj!!! im so friken happy!!!

Disclaimer: For the three millionth time, i do not own. ...sadly.

Last time on 'Camping the Summer Away',

Footsteps could be heard running through the hospital now. Hidan looked up from Kakuzu's chest -he was using as a pillow- and saw many people pushing two carts down the hall. Hidan got a good glimpse of who the two were.

One was blonde with a few scratches and cuts on his face and, what looked like, a sprained arm. The other had red scruffy hair and many scratches covering his face.

It didn't take Hidan long before he put two and two together. He stared in shock at the now empty hallway that had the two rushed in.

Kakuzu looked up at Hidan. He had been sleeping as well. "What's going on?" Kakuzu said sleepily, trying to come back to reality.

"Dei... Deidara and Sasori are here now." Hidan said.

Kakuzu looked around. "Where?"

Hidan sat back down in his chair. He leaned back onto Kakuzu and silently whispered.

"They're in the emergency room." Hidan mumbled before tears were clearly seen on his cheeks.

Day 7

Thank God For Hospitals

Kakuzu stared at Hidan. Kakuzu then looked in the direction that Hidan was looking in. Kakuzu walked over to the nurse at the counter.

"Excuse me miss, do you know what happened to those two people who were just being rolled in?" Kakuzu demanded more than asked.

The nurse looked up from her paperwork. "I heard that a car crashed into them." She said.

Another nurse looked up and walked over. "Lanni, if you're gonna give out info, make sure your facts are right. Sorry sir, they were actually hit by a trucker in a mid-section."

Kakuzu just stared in shock. His best friend was in a major accident. Kakuzu began to worry even more. He said thank you to the nurses and walked over to Hidan who was now sitting again.

His face was tear stained and his face was an unusual bright red. Kakuzu sat next to him and wrapped an arm around the zealot.

Hidan lifted his head to see his boyfriend staring into space. Hidan pecked Kakuzu on the cheek.

"So what happened." Hidan asked, not really wanting to know.

"Well, they were in the car on the way to the hospital, I presume, and a trucker ran a red light and ran into them in the intersection." Kakuzu explained.

Hidan clutched Kakuzu's hand. Tears began rolling faster down his face.

"Kakuzu, please. Please, just tell me they're gonna' be okay. It doesn't have to be true... but just say it. Just fucking say it." Hidan begged.

Kakuzu rubbed the back of Hidan's head. "Everything's gonna' be okay, Hidan. I promise." Kakuzu whispered.

--

A nurse pushed a cart into a room that would now be the patient that is Kisame. She pushed the sheets up just far enough so that the man could lay in the bed. She put a vase with flowers in the room and left.

Moments later, a cart carrying a blue haired and skinned man pushed it's way through. The two residents that pushed the cart in lifted the man slowly and put him in te bed gently. The two residents walked out and fetched the three other men in the waiting room.

A couple minutes later, the room was filled with three conscious men and one unconscious. Hidan walked up to Kisame.

"Hey Kakuzu, can Kisame hear me still?" Hidan asked wide-eyed.

Kakuzu looked to the dead like Kisame laying in the white bed. "He'll hear you in his subconscious." Kakuzu responded, sitting down next to Itachi in the chair.

Hidan kneeled next to Kisame. "Hey Kisame, if your in there, wake the fuck up so I can knock you out again. Once you wake up, I'll make sure you get up at 4 in the mornin' every single day. Oh, and Dei... Dei's here too. You better be prarin' for him and you. Oh, and pray to Jashin-sama." Hidan finished and walked over to Kakuzu.

Kakuzu couldn't help but ask. "Pray to Jashin-sama? He's in a friken coma! How can he pray, let alone to Jashin-sama!?"

Hidan humphed and flopped onto the couch in the room. "Well sorry!" Hidan said, then mumbled something incoherent about Kakuzu being a godless cocksucker.

When Kakuzu saw a small smile come across Itachi's face, he knew he had heard what he did and gladly smacked Hidan upside the head.

--

It wasn't long before Hidan fell asleep on the couch. Kakuzu had left to go and check on Deidara and Sasori's surgery. They were half-way through from what the nurse had told Kakuzu.

By the time Kakuzu got back, Itachi was lightly sleepin in the chair and Hidan was passed out on the couch... still. His arms and legs were hanging off of the bed, his hair was a mess, and his pants were low on him, revealing his 'Family Guy' boxers.

Kakuzu chuckled to himself about the scene before him. 'Hidan can be cute at times. When he's not screaming or yelling bull shit in my ear...'

"Hidan." Kakuzu said, trying to wake him up. (A/N: no hidan is not in a coma either. just read)

Hidan rolled onto his side, not answering Kakuzu.

"Hidan." Kakuzu said, louder this time.

Still no answer.

Kakuzu picked up his shoe and chucked it at Hidan- apparently Kakuzu has a fetish of throwing random junk at people-, but only hit him in the shin and failing to wake the boy up.

Kakuzu walked over to Hidan. He crawled on top of Hidan. But Kakuzu did not expect, was Hidan wrapping his arms around his neck and pulling him into a sloppy as hell kiss. Hidan slowly let his eyes open during the kiss. He saw Kakuzu staring back at him with his 'pissed eyes'.

"What in the hell are you two doing?"

Hidan succesfully pushed Kakuzu off of him and onto the floor while trying to roll over to look in shock at the bed. Hidan was greeted with Kisame. An awake Kisame with very big eyes and a look of utter disgust on his face.

"If you two are gonna do that at least take an empty room!" Kisame sheiled his eyes now.

Hidan quickly ran to Kisame and glomped him. Kisame was shocked by this. He never knew this side of Hidan. A worried Hidan is not something you see every day.

After Hidan pulled out of the hug, he was successful in glaring at his conscious companion. "We were NOT fucking doing that!! Though, I do think Kakuzu was fucking trying to rape me in my fucking sleep..." Hidan said, very thoughtful and sarcastic.

Kakuzu rolled up a conveniently placed magazine -which would honestly make no sense having a magazine in a comapatients room- and smacked Hidan in the back of the head with it.

"You'd like that wouldn't you." Kakuzu said, then smacked Hidan's butt with the magazine, causing a small blush to appear on the zealots face.

Kisame rubbed his tired eyes. He noticed that Itachi was sitting, quiet as ever in the chair as ever, sleeping. Kisame couldn't help but smile. Itachi looked like a black haired angel when he slept. Kisame then realized that there was someone missing. So, he counted off in his head.

'Hidan, Kakuzu...'

The pair were arguing once again and it was pretty obvious who was winning -Kakuzu.

'Itachi, me...'

Kisame glanced over to Itachi's sleeping form once more.

'Deidara and Sasori...'

Kisame looked around the room. But neither one of them was found.

"Hey Hidan, where's Deidara and Sasori?" Kisame yawned, rubbing his eyes.

Hidan's facial expression completely dropped. His face turned completely blank, like he was sad about something. "They are... in surgery. They were... smashed by a trucker in an intersection..." Hidan looked down to the white sheets.

"The surgery is almost over." Kakuzu said. "I went to check on them while you all were sleeping."

Hidan scrunched up his face in anger and threw up his arms. "And you fucking didn't wake me the hell up! Come on man!"

Kakuzu scoffed at Hidan. "I threw a fucking shoe at you, and you didn't wake up. A shoe!"

Hidan crossed his arms. "So! I'm a fuckin' heavy sleeper!"

Kakuzu rolled his eyes. "But when I crawl on top of you, you attack me? Yes, that makes total sense!"

"Oh what fucking ever!"

Kisame chuckled at the two. They were always gonna fight weren't they. Kisame looked over to Itachi once more. He smiled at the sleeping Uchiha. The chair was close enough for him to reach over and brush a few strands out of the boys eyes. Kisame lowered his hand and brushed his cheek. What happened next, was something that Kisame will never forget.

Itachi opened his eyes. He kissed the blue mans hand, then well... to put it in simple terms without going to graphic, Itachi attacked Kisame and it ended up with Kakuzu and Hidan to leave the room before they saw a little too much, if you get what I mean!

--

After the little incident with Kisame and Itachi passed, the got cleaned up. By then, Deidara and Sasori's surgery was over. So, Hidan and Kakuzu went down to greet them. Itachi and Kisame... well, you can pretty much guess that they were too tired. They'd visit later, if Kisame could.

Hidan and Kakuzu entered the still room. Deidara had a bandage around his head, a cast on his arm and a bunch of cuts and scrapes. Sasori looked a little worse. He had a cast on his arm and a boot on his leg, a bandage around his chest and many cuts and scrapes.

Deidara rolled onto his side. He looked a little cheerful for just being in a car crash. Maybe he was high on pain killers...

"Hey. Your up." That was the only thing Hidan could say.

"Of course I am, un. I hate hospitals. I just don't like being here. It's too depressing, yeah." Deidara said.

"So, how's Sasori's condition?" Kakuzu said more than asked.

"Well, he's a little worse than I am but besides that were both fine, un." Deidara smiled.

Deidara began to cough violently for a few seconds, but it faded quickly. He lay in bed with his eyes clenched shut.

Hidan had no clue what to do now. He was a little stuck. He wasn't the comforting type. He did it at times, but he usually screwed up bad.

"You... okay?" Hidan asked hesitantly.

"Hidan, I just have thing to tell you. It may be crucial to our surviving on Earth so listen closely." Deidara cleared his throat and Hidan leaned in to hear his friend better.

"Run for your lives it's Hobo Joe!" Deidara whispered through giggles.

Hidan couldn't help but roll on the floor laughing.

And all poor Kakuzu would do, was watch the two and think only one word.

'Idiots.'

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well, thats that. my friend actually gave me the idea for the hidan and kakuzu thing in kisames room! she was the one who inspired me!

Jashin-sama: sure she is. your probably just saying that for fun.

me: well, thats probably true. but before i leave i must say one more thing FIYAH POWAH!!!