I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

Pissed Off Hinata

A nude Naruto runs through the Leaf Village trying to escape a furious Sakura.

Naruto: I said you were next, why are you so mad?

Sakura: I don't care, now hold still so I can hit you.

Naruto: No.

Naruto continues his escape, tossing innocent bystanders in Sakura's path. Naruto spots Shikamaru and Choji and runs behind them.

Shikamaru: What's goin' on, Naruto?

Naruto: She's comin' for me.

Choji: Who?

Naruto: Her.

Naruto points Shikamaru and Choji's attention to the impending doom named Sakura.

Choji: Wow, she looks mad. Why is she in a towel and why are you naked?

Sakura cracks her knuckles as she approaches the group.

Sakura: Don't let him get away!

Shikamaru: What did you do, Naruto?

Sakura, holding the towel covering her body, throws a right hand. Shikamaru and Choji avoid blow that was aimed squarely at Naruto. Naruto ducks the right hand and snatches Sakura's towel off, Sakura quickly ducks behind Shikamaru.

Sakura: Damn it, Naruto.

Naruto: So, you're a natural pinkhead.

Sakura: Give me that towel!

Naruto: I'll give you the towel back if you tell me about what you were talkin' about with Hinata and Ino in the hot spring.

Sakura: If you don't give me that towel, I'm gonna grind you into dust.

Naruto smiles.

Naruto: Let's see you do it.

Sakura starts to come from behind Shikamaru and Choji until she notices that she was the focus of some of the nearby male observers, Naruto notices Sakura's hesitance.

Naruto: I'm guessing that you're realizin' that not takin' time to get dressed was a bad move, right?

Sakura sighs in defeat.

Sakura: Fine, just give me the damn towel.

Naruto returns Sakura's towel and she wraps herself in it again.

Naruto: It's alright, guys, we're headin' back to the hot spring.

Naruto and Sakura walk back to the hot spring talking about her conversation with Hinata.

Naruto: So she liked me for that long? Wow. It's no wonder I make her nervous, though, I'd be nervous if I had to talk to me, too.

Sakura: That's part of the reason I chased after you, she must me mortified.

Naruto: Why? All I did was eat her out.

Sakura: Exactly, not only did you walk in while I was bathing but you, the person that she's had a thing for, violated her in front of me and Ino. Well, in front of me, I guess after what you did to Ino.

Naruto chuckles.

Naruto: Yeah, I did provide a little mouth to south.

Sakura: Come to think of it, why did you do that to Ino?

Naruto shrugs.

Naruto: Why not?

Sakura again sighs in defeat realizing that a follow-up question would've been pointless although another question comes to mind.

Sakura: So, what are you gonna do about Hinata?

Naruto: I don't know, probably fuck her.

Sakura: Seriously, Naruto, the hokage told me how you guys in the 4 Virtues treat women. If you can't treat Hinata right then don't bother.

Naruto: Yeah, you're right, she is kinda cool. Besides, I've never been this popular with the ladies.

Naruto waves at a few of the females that smile at him as they pass by, Sakura looks at Naruto's penis and understands why the women in the village seem so enamored with Naruto.

Sakura: (thinking) Wow, from those medical books I've read, he's well above average.

Naruto: Looks like the guys are checking you out, too.

Naruto notices Sakura staring at his penis.

Naruto: See something you like?

Sakura: Huh? I was just thinking.

Naruto: Right.

Naruto and Sakura make it back to the hot spring and run into Ino as she was coming out of the dressing room.

Naruto: Hey, Ino, you know where Hinata went?

Ino is distracted by the naked Naruto.

Sakura: Snap out of it!

Ino: Huh? What?

Naruto: Where did Hinata go?

Hinata came out of the dressing room as if she was on cue.

Hinata: Naruto?

Naruto: Hey, Hinata, how's it goin'?

Hinata looks away from Naruto.

Naruto: What's wrong?

Hinata remains silent.

Naruto: Are mad for what I did to you?

Hinata shakes her head.

Naruto: Then what?

Hinata looks at Naruto with look of anger in her eyes.

Naruto: Hinata?

Hinata cocks back and floors Naruto with a punch from hell.

Hinata: WHY DID YOU DO INO, TOO?!

Naruto was on the ground, holding his face and writhing in pain.

Naruto: Fuck! Goddamn it!

Sakura slaps Hinata five.

Sakura: I couldn't have done better myself.

Naruto overcomes the pain and gets to his knees, seeing the anger still in Hinata's eyes, Naruto decides that it was a better idea to remain on his knees.

Naruto: Look, I'm sorry, okay? I heard you three talkin' about me and I decided to take the initiative and get to know you since you were too scare to get to know me.

Hinata: I'm not mad at what you did to me, but why did you have to do Ino, too?

Naruto: Well, you remember what Iruka-sensei, says. Don't bring any unless you have enough for everyone, I just didn't want to leave anyone out. Besides, we all know that Ino's the village slut.

Ino: Hey, I'm not the village sl…

Ino stops, thinks, then cracks a smile.

Ino: Yeah, I am.

Naruto looks over at Ino with a look of lust in his eyes.

Naruto: Yeah, you are.

Ino smiles at Naruto as he licks his lips at her.

Hinata: FOCUS! What do you mean "get to know me?" How does that help you know me?

Naruto shrugs his shoulders.

Naruto: I don't know.

Naruto can see the anger welling up in Hinata again, to keep from getting lay out again, Naruto crawls up to Hinata and wraps his arms around Hinata's waist, pressing his face against her pelvic area. Normally, this would've caused Hinata to pass out but it seems that Naruto was right, there previous encounter has given her a level of familiarity with him that she never had before.

Naruto: Hey, don't hit me again, I'll do anything you want. How 'bout a date?

Hinata thinks for a second.

Hinata: Alright, then.

Naruto: I'll go get my stuff and meet you outside.

Naruto and Hinata leave to prepare for their date, Sakura notices a smile on Ino's face.

Sakura: What are you smiling about?

Ino: 'Cuz I know what's in store for Hinata if she plays her cards right.

Naruto comes outside to meet the waiting Hinata.

Naruto: Hey, Hinata.

Hinata: Hey, Naruto. What's that thing you're carrying?

Naruto: Oh, this? I took it off of one of those Akatsuki guys, he's not gonna be usin' anymore, anyway. I've been trainin' with it all day. Hey, enough about me, what do you want to do?

Hinata rolls around a few ideas in her head.

Hinata: How 'bout we just go for a walk and get to know each other?

Naruto: Cool.

Naruto and Hinata walk around the Leaf Village, talking about each other.

Naruto: So you and your dad are cool now, huh?

Hinata: Yes, I've been doing a whole lot better in my missions and in my training.

Naruto: Awesome.

Hinata: And I have a confession to make.

Naruto: What's that?

Hinata: The reason that I've been doing better is you, Naruto.

Naruto: Me?

Hinata: Yes, you've been a motivation for me, I used to see how hard you worked even though everyone mistreated you and it gave me the strength to keep going. That's why I like you, Naruto.

Naruto: Oh, yeah. About that, how long have you liked me?

Hinata: Since we were at the academy.

Naruto: Then why didn't you say anything, I was busy running around after Sakura and we could've been together, dickhead.

Hinata: Uh, sorry?

Naruto: That's okay, we'll just make up for lost time.

Hinata: How?

Naruto smiles.

Naruto: We'll figure that out later.

Hinata: Uh, Naruto?

Naruto: Yeah?

Hinata: What about you?

Naruto: What?

Hinata: I heard about the special team you're on with Lord Jiraiya and Kakashi-sensei, what's it like?

Naruto: It's great, we get to do what we want, when we want. It's all about gettin' the job done and believe me, we get it done.

Hinata: The hokage said that you have to be a violent sociopath.

Naruto: Yeah, if you aren't you will be.

Hinata: What do you mean?

Naruto: The training we go through takes care of that, its pure hell but it's a short time of pain for a lifetime of pleasure.

Hinata: You do seem different, not in a bad way, though.

Naruto: Different, different how?

Hinata: Well, first, you dress differently than you used to.

Naruto had discarded his usual wardrobe and now wore red and green pants with erratic patterns and a blue shirt with a yellow "Have a Nice Day" smiley face with a knife in the forehead. The sleeves on his shirt were cut off and the bottom of the shirt was cut, showing a little of his abs. The shirt had a hole torn out in the front and back over his hear with black shinobi shoes.

Hinata: And you don't take care of your hair.

Naruto's hair was still spiky but looks as if he didn't take care of it.

Naruto: What's wrong with how I look?

Hinata: Nothing, you just look like a little out there.

Naruto: Who says I'm not?

Hinata: Your personality's changed, also.

Naruto: How so?

Hinata: I think that you don't play stupid like you used to.

Naruto: Play stupid?

Hinata: I've always known that you were smarter than you let on.

Naruto: Wow, you used to really watch me, huh? Hey, did you used to watch me when I would…

Naruto makes a fist and wiggles it back and forth, Hinata blushes, giving Naruto his answer.

Naruto: You did? So, what were you doing while I was "giving myself a hand?"

Hinata's blush deepens.

Naruto: Whoa, ho, ho, Hinata. If you're that freaky, then why did you take off at the hot spring?

Hinata: Well, you took be by surprise and everyone saw the faces I make when I, you know. And then you did Ino

Naruto: I said I was sorry about Ino but, uh, Hinata?

Hinata: Yes, Naruto?

Naruto: Why don't we finish what we started?

Hinata seems hesitant until Naruto walks up to her and shoves his tongue down her throat, Hinata was taken by surprise but gets into it and starts to return the kiss, they break the kiss.

Hinata: Okay.

Naruto: We're in luck, my apartment's right there.

Naruto and Hinata enter his apartment, Naruto hops on his bed.

Naruto: You're ready, right? I don't want to force you.

Hinata: I'm ready, Naruto. I've been ever since I met you.

Naruto: Good, now let's get down to business.