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Chapter 3 – Cookies

Emmett POV

Wow, how cool. Carlisle decided to pick us a very easy job. All he said that we were hired to sell products. Products of what you may ask? Girl Scout cookies. He can't be serious, but he is. I must plan my revenge against Carlisle… Maybe covering his car and everything in it with gum will do the trick. I mentally laughed evilly. Snapping my head back towards Edward I narrowed my eyes. 'You better not tell Carlisle!' Edward caught my thought and smirked before gliding into the other room. NO, my plan will be ruined! I was about to chase after him when Alice skidded to a stop next to me.

"Emmett, I'll help you with your revenge. Edward's planning to tell Carlisle but he won't be able to get to him in time." Alice whispered making sure that Edward couldn't overhear. Her little frame was wrapped in a Girl Scout uniform. Plain green t-shirt with an orange skirt, not very fashionable enough for Alice. She let out an evil giggle. At times like this, this pixie scared the living daylights from me.

"Nice!" I rubbed my hands together, feeling anticipation. The strong anticipation lured Jasper into the room, eyebrows raised. "We're planning to stop Edward from tattling on me for me to stick Carlisle's car with gum!" He nodded, approving of the plan and sticking to Alice like glue. "When Carlisle's not watching, let's stick it during the cookie selling."

"Poor Carlisle will lose a few strands of hair that'll never grow back…" Alice sighed. "But these outfits are plain… Just green and orange with no designs." Snatching off a fake badge, she stuck it onto the uniform. "That's a bit better." Her eyes gleamed with glee as she left the room with tugging Jasper behind her.

"Good luck with the plan Emm." Jasper waved. Now, all I need to do is to find Rose.

Edward POV

Agony. Pain. Miserable. I thought of every sad word I could think of. Out of all jobs why did Carlisle had to pick this one?! I mean, I am not in Scouts and this is just too embarrassing. Me, Edward Cullen, in shorts, walking around in the cold (even though I can't feel it) with his girlfriend Bella Swan. I could have sworn that I saw my classmates driving around and staring at me with amazement. Nothing exciting about the hottest guy walking around in shorts right? Wrong.

On the other hand, Bella was enjoying herself quite well. During moments like this I wish I could read her mind, wondering what she is thinking about. She might as well be thinking of the Banana Phone song that Jacob wrote for her nights ago. How cliché. Bella standing in her room and sticking her head out the window while Jacob was at the bottom singing the Banana Phone song. It was very 'romantic' until Bella fell out of the window and I had to catch her before she fell to her death on top of a guy in a large banana suit.

"Edward, what's wrong?" Bella asked. Her eyes were smeared with worry and curiosity.

I flashed my famous crooked smile, trying to dazzle her. "Nothing."

It didn't work. "I know that you don't like to sell cookies Edward." How did she know? "It's written all over your face." She reached up and pulled a sticky note off of my face that read "Edward says: I don't like selling cookies." Emmett.

I sighed, admitting defeat. "Alright you win Bella. I'll go to this house and sell cookies." Bella was about to say something but it was too late as I reached the path that lead to the front step of this mint green house. Ringing the doorbell, I waited patiently. Soon a little girl opened the door, she seemed as if she was a third grader or so but I knew better. Her thoughts shocked me a bit 'OMG Its EDWARD' Smiling nervously, I took out a box of cookies. "Would you like to buy some cookies?" She nodded silently before slipping back inside and leaving the door slightly open. I turned to Bella, giving her thumbs up before turning back to the door. What I saw was very shocking.

Without thinking, I let out a flamboyant shriek. I was slowly being dragged inside the house by little girls while the parents and family members stood laughing. I then noticed that among the group was the girl from my school, Jessica. It was like a wave of vacuum cleaners, sucking me closer inside the house with each passing second. "BELLA!" Sprinting across the lawn, Bella tried to pull me back but was unsuccessful. I decided to give her my last words seeing as I won't be able to escape this trap. "Tell Emmett… He's dead after I get my hands on him." Bella couldn't help but to suppress a line of giggles causing her to lessen her grip on me.

"See you later Edward." Bella whispered, desperately trying to reach my fingers before the door shut.

Carlisle POV

I can do this… I can do this… No I can't do this! Remember that this is partly my fault too… God, I look so ridiculous! My hair looked like it was very fluffy, which actually caused some people to touch it. Personal space please! To make it shorter, I looked a scoutmaster. I turned back to Esme who was in the Mercedes while waiting for me to finish my rounds. She gave me an encouraging smile and I nervously swallowed before turning back to this hell-like house. No, the house didn't actually look like hell where my worst nightmare is waiting. That was only my exaggeration. I dragged my feet to the front steps of this house slowly in a very antagonizing manner. Ringing the doorbell three times, I was greeted by pink haired, flour covered, and scowling Jane.

"Hello Jane." I greeted her kindly, knowing that she knew why I was here.

Jane scrutinized me then turned and screamed. "ARO! GET THE DOOR, IT'S FOR YOU!" She slammed the door so hard that it nearly fell off the hinges. There was a line of curses and shouting to be heard from the house along the lines of:

"Who dares interrupts my fabulous cooking!?" Aro whined. A rustle of the curtain was heard.

"It's Carlisle." Heidi explained.

"I'll be able to show him my cookies!"

I could've sworn I had heard a faint voice saying "Run Carlisle Run." At that moment, the door opened. Behind this wooden plank revealed a grinning Aro with Alec holding a sign that said "Don't do it.". He took notice of the sign and swatted Alec away.

"Carlisle, my dear friend!" I shook hands with Aro while a bit nervous. There was something planned. "How nice it is to see you again after 150 years!"

I gave a nervous chuckle. "Ah, apologies for not visiting Aro. I know this may be awkward for me to ask but, would you like to purchase some scout cookies?" A gleam in his eyes was seen from afar.

"Come on in! I'll get my checkbook." Without waiting for a reply, Aro pulled me inside. Little did I know I would be partly traumatized.

Alice POV

How long could chewing a load of gum and sticking them all over Carlisle's car take?! Even with vampire speed, it took us a very long time. As I speak, me, Rose, and Emmett are sitting here on the concrete, hidden from view by Carlisle's car and chewing gum. He was currently in Aro's house receiving a little makeover. Jasper had taken care of Esme; he dragged her off to the house claiming that he had seen killer bees. It was all ready and planned. I saw the vision perfectly. Heh, heh.

"Finally, we're done!" Emmett bellowed and fell over from massive gum chewing. Rosalie patted his shoulder before turning to me and smirking. She mouthed the words 'Is the plan set?' I nodded. Dragging Emmett on the dirt, we pushed him onto the tree and ducked into the bushes as Carlisle stepped out of the Volturi's house. I and Rosalie both had to stifle our laughter, it was too funny. Basically, Carlisle was wearing a dog suit. It was adorable. Yellow dog ears, yellow scoutmaster uniform, yellow paws and yellow dog shoes along with the most important detail. A yellow dog tail. I couldn't believe I was seeing this but Carlisle was strutting down the sidewalk to his car like a model. Literally, waving the tail around before gathering himself and walked normally. As if in slow motion, Carlisle reached for his car door and was about to enter but… But… But he snapped his head towards our hiding spot!

"Alice? Rosalie? Emmett?" Carlisle asked. "What are-"At that exact moment, Jasper ran up to Carlisle and screamed "KILLER BEES!" Then he placed Carlisle inside his sticky Mercedes. Esme soon arrived after him at human speed.

"Carlisle, are you alright?" Esme asked, noticing that her husband was upside-down in the car. He replied but his voice was muffled by the gum. All three of us come out of our hiding places to open the car door. There, inside, was Carlisle. The only problem was that he was stuck, upside-down, and can't possibly get out of the mess alone. Emmett bent down next to him and ripped the gum from his mouth.

"YOUCH! What's going on?" Carlisle and Esme stared at us while we smiled.

"I hate to be mean to you Carlisle, but you did deserve this a bit this time." I replied.

"Why couldn't we get less embarrassing jobs?!" Emmett whined and stomped around like a child. "I mean really! Even look at Eddie and Bella over there!" He pointed to the Edward and Bella. Bella was fine, however Edward's uniform was ripped and his hair was covered with cotton candy and chocolate. They trudged up to us before Edward knelt down on the dirt next to Carlisle and yanked off his dog ears.

"YOUCH!" Carlisle nearly shouted.

"Please, pick a new job…" Edward pleaded before collapsing. Bella immediately rushed to his side, almost like how in Romeo and Juliet did. (A/N: I think that they did that in Romeo and Juliet. o.o)

"Live Edward, live!" Bella shook him furiously.

"I will, if Carlisle changes the job." He opened one eye while his face faked a death.

"Alright, I'll change the job and I'm sorry for picking such an embarrassing one." Carlisle replied and pulled himself into the right sitting position of the seat. "Let's go home kids." In a flash, everyone left except for Carlisle and Esme. They both sighed and drove back home.

"When will you be able to work in the hospital again?"

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