Chapter 2: Manager
There at my feet was the most terrifying rabbit I have ever seen! It was dark gray color. Its tall ears were bent over back words resting on his back, giving him an evil look. His teeth were barred, he looked very scary. I crouched down to get a better look. "That really you Jake?" I asked feeling kind of silly. I was talking to a bunny! It nodded its head. I looked at him in wonder. My best friend, Jacob Black, was a rabbit. Muscular, tanned, tall, good looking Jacob, was a rabbit, Oh my….. Then everything went black.
A bunch of angry bunnies with hats were gathering around me like a bunny mafia. The biggest one came right up to me, so that is face was right in front of mine. "This will only hurt a lot Bella." The rabbit said smiling evilly, revealing some VERY pointy teeth, like fangs almost. Then I woke up.
Around me were two shirtless boys, and an hysterical Jacob. He was laughing so hard he was coughing on his own spit. "Are you ok?" Sam asked me. I sat up, I realized they had placed me on a couch. "Ya. I'm fine. I suddenly remembered why I was here in the first place. Images of rabbits with fangs came to mind…. I shuddered. "What's so funny?" I asked Jacob, who was still having a fit, while I glaring at him. He finally calmed down enough to form a coherent sentence. "I'm sorry Bella. You said something really funny in your sleep." He said suppressing laughter. Uh-oh. "What did I say?" I asked him, wondering if I was better off not knowing. Jacob just broke off into another round of laughter. I looked at Sam, who looked like he wanted to laugh too. "You screamed: THE MAD HATTER IS GOING TO KILL ME!" The guy standing next to Sam said. I blushed dark crimson, "And you are?" I asked trying to change the subject. "Paul." he answered. Jacob was still laughing. I threw a pillow at him. "It's not THAT funny Jacob!" I said angrily. He continued to laugh. "Whatever Jake, I'm leaving." I said and got up and walked to the door. He stopped laughing. "I'm sorry Bella. "I'll stop." He said. I was getting really frustrated with this whole situation. "So you're a rabbit?" I asked, trying to be nonchalant. He nodded. "What about Sam and the others?" "Me, Paul, Jared, Embry, and Quil are all part of a pack." He said. "What about Sam?" I asked, pointing over to where he was standing. "He's the manager at Petco."
For those of you who don't know who the Mad Hatter is, he is a character from Alice and Wonderland.