This a small story that I'm adding to the story Thumper, which is the first funny story I've done in this series, and this is the second. Just a short story about the Cullen's instant messaging. I hope you like it! (especially Hollster09!)

SparklyLion- Edward

ViciousPixie- Alice

TeddyBear- Emmett

EMOtionalguy- Jasper

I'mBetterThanBarbie- Rosalie

FragileLamb- Bella

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ViciousPixie has signed on.

ViciousPixie- WHO WANTS TO GO SHOPPING!?!?!?!?!

I'mBetterThanBarbie has signed on

I'mBetterThanBarbie- ME! A new Barbie doll came out today! I want to buy it and take it to my plastic surgeons office and show him what I mean by 'boobs like Babies."

Teddy Bear has signed on.

TeddyBear- I wanna come!

ViciousPixie- No! Girls only!

TeddyBear- Why? Is Rosalie the only one who can have Barbie boobs?

I'mBetterThanBarbie- YES! Emmett you don't have boobs!!

TeddyBear- yet…

I'mBetterThanBarbie- WHAT??

TeddyBear- Oprah says it's ok! WHATEVER OPRAH SAYS GOES!

I'mBetterThanBarbie- You know Oprah died right?

TeddyBear- WHAT!? NOOOO!!!!!

TeddyBear has signed off.

ViciousPixie- boy he's easy to trick…

EMOtionalguy has signed on.

EMOtionalguy- I'm sensing a lot of jealousy from someone.

SparklyLion has signed on.

SparklyLion- Why does Emmett get to have Barbie boobs?? I want them too!

FragileLamb has signed on.

FragileLamb- WHAT??????

SparklyLion- C'mon Bella! I wanna jiggle too!

FragileLamb- I don't jiggle…

SparklyLion- Ya you do. Like a bunch water balloons on a trampoline!

FragileLamb- Edward! I can't believe you would say such a thing!

ViciousPixie- It's not Eddie's fault you didn't follow Jenny Craig.

FragileLamb has signed off.

I'mBetterThanBarbie- Emmett, Edward, you both can't go.

TeddyBear-AWW!!!

SparklyLion-AWW!!!

ViciousPixie- Rosalie, if you want to go lets go. Before you know it Jasper will say he wants boobs too!

EMOtionalguy- Well now that you mention it…

ViciousPixie-NO!

I'mBetterThanBarbie- NO!

EMOtionalguy- FINE! Jeez!

ViciousPixie and I'mBetterThanBarbie has signed off.

EMOtionalguy- what a bunch of bra stuffing meanies!

TeddyBear has signed on.

TeddyBear- So, Jazzy what's your favorite show?

EMOtionalguy- Dora the explorer. DUH

TeddyBear- NO WAY! ME TOO!!

EMOtionalguy- Dora's hot!

TeddyBear- She's alright… I like the monkey!!! He's so cute with his little boots!!

EMOtionalguy- Alice looks like Dora, don't you think?

TeddyBear- A little bit, Alice weighs a little bit more than Dora though..

EMOtionalguy-At least she's always warm!

FragileLamb has signed on.

FragileLamb- Emmett Oprah is on!

TeddyBear- ooo YAY!

TeddyBear has signed off

EMOtionalguy- Soo, how's like Bella?

FragileLamb- Were dead remember? We don't have lives.

EMOtionalguy- DEAD!?! I'M NOT READY TO DIE!! I HAVEN'T MET PAULA YET! I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TO CHUCK E. CHEESE YET!!

FragileLamb- Chill Jasper your not dead. Your just a vampire, remember?

EMOtionalguy- Oh yeah… WAIT! I CAN SPARKLE! YAY!!!!!!!!!

FragileLamb- oooo shiny!!!!!!!!!

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I hoped you liked it! My next short story will be about the Cullen's going to Wal-Mart! Look for it soon! J