I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

Return to The Leaf Village

After Sasuke deflowers Sakura, the rest of the night is merely a competition between Naruto and himself.

Sakura: Oh! Oh! Sasuke! Sasuke! Yes! Sasuke!

When Sasuke is finished with her, Naruto takes up the challenge with Hinata.

Hinata: Naruto! Naruto! Go, baby! Go! Go!

Everyone in the building can hear the screams throughout the night.

Itachi: This reminds me of when our parents would keep me up all night with they racket they made, it was creepier then but I guess that's because they were my parents. Although, hearing my younger brother getting it on isn't my idea of a good time either.

Isamu: Wow! Cuzzo is really giving it to her.

Temari was just leaving when she heard them going at it.

Temari: I was Shikamaru was here, we'd give them a show they'd never forget.

Itachi and Isamu come out of their rooms the next day, Itachi looks at Isamu who was yawning and had bags under his eyes.

Itachi: Are you okay?

Isamu: Yeah, some of us didn't have a nap yesterday so I'm a little bit out of it.

Sasuke and Naruto's doors open and the rivals step out of the door, they look at each other with smirks on their faces.

Sasuke: That's how it's done, idiot.

Naruto: Smoked your ass.

Following them out of their respective rooms was Hinata and Sakura who had blissful looks their faces, messed up hair, and a little trouble walking straight.

Sakura: We gotta make sure these two are always around each other if this how they get.

Hinata: I hear that.

Itachi: It's time, let's go.

Itachi, Isamu, Naruto, and Sasuke leave, Sakura and Hinata try to follow them to say good-bye and stumble. They look at each other and smile.

Hinata: Wait up, stud.

Sakura: Yeah, lover, we want to say good-bye.

Naruto: Oh, yeah.

Naruto and Sasuke pick them up off of the floor.

Naruto: I think it'd be better if we said good-bye here, I don't think you two can handle walking just yet. Sorry 'bout that.

Sasuke: Yeah, I think we got a little carried away last night.

Sakura: Take it from us, it was our pleasure.

Hinata: Seriously.

Naruto: Ha!

Sasuke: What?

Naruto: Hinata's spoken less so far, that means she's more tired.

Sasuke: So?

Naruto: So, I've got more going on than you.

Itachi: Are you two finished? We've got a lot of work ahead of us.

Isamu: Yeah, let's go.

Naruto and Sasuke put Hinata and Sakura back into their beds after saying their good-bye's and a kiss for luck, they catch up to Itachi and Isamu and their women can hear them still arguing.

Sasuke: Just because she didn't say a whole lot doesn't mean anything, she never says anything.

Naruto: Blow it out your ass.

The two kunoichi giggle at their men's perpetual contest.

Sakura: Hey, Hinata?

Hinata: Yes, Sakura?

Sakura: Aren't you glad we don't have to go through that?

Hinata: Really.

Sakura: When we're able to walk again, you wanna go get some breakfast?

Hinata: After I through up some, I feel some of that morning sickness coming on.

Naruto and the others were traveling towards the Leaf Village when Sasuke notices a look of anticipation on his face.

Sasuke: What's with you?

Naruto: Danzo will never know what hit him. Even after it hits him, he still won't know…

The other three look back at Naruto.

Naruto: …because he's Danzo.

Isamu: Oh, yeah!

Sasuke: Hmph.

Two Leaf Shinobi enter a building in the Leaf village in search of someone

Ninja #1: He went in here.

Ninja #2: Let's get him, he's been pestering the hokage for too long.

Inside the building the two ninja find who they're looking for.

Ninja #1: It's over for you, Konohamaru.

Ninja #2: It's time to pay for your terrorist acts.

They attack him and he dissipates in cloud of smoke leaving behind a paper bomb.

Ninja #1: What?

The paper bomb explodes and kills both shinobi as Konohamaru watches from a behind a nearby building.

Konohamaru: How the hell can Danzo hope to maintain this village when his men are so stupid?

He escapes through the back alleys of the Leaf Village.

Konohamaru: These guys are nothing if not predictable.

Deep in thought, he barely defends himself from some shuriken aimed right at him with one hitting him in the shoulder.

Konohamaru: Damn it! How could I be so careless?

Voice: We finally have you, Konohamaru.

Konohamaru: Show yourself.

Voice: I guess since that will be you final request I can't refuse.

His attackers reveal themselves as Sai and a group of Root shinobi.

Sai: We have a question for you, Konohamaru.

Konohamaru: What's that?

Sai: How do you feel right now? We've been trained to be emotionless and are quite curious so what emotion are you feeling, fear, hopelessness, despair? What do they feel like?

Konohamaru: How 'bout we make a deal?

Sai: Deal?

Konohamaru: I'll tell you how they feel after you tell me how this kunai to the throat feels.

Konohamaru pulls out a kunai and looks at Sai menacingly making him the other members of Root back away giving him an inflated sense of confidence.

Konohamaru: Heh, pussies.

He intensifies his stare and starts to feel even more confident, so confident that he doesn't notice the three shinobi behind him. He sees a yellow flash behind Sai that goes unnoticed to the Root members, sensing someone approaching, Sai turns around to find Naruto staring at him.

Sai: You?

Naruto: Get away from my little brother.

Naruto floors Sai with one of his patented left hooks, Konohamaru looks back and finds Itachi, Sasuke, and Isamu, he looks at his kunai with his confidence deflated.

Konohamaru: So much for "how this kunai to the throat feels."

The other members of Root attack but are quickly dispatched by the rest of Naruto's friends while he ties Sai up. When finished Naruto and Konohamaru shake hands.

Naruto: It's been a while, huh?

Konohamaru: Yeah.

Itachi: You two can catch up later, we need some where to hide now.

Konohamaru: I'll take you to my hideout, come on.

Naruto grabs Sai after Itachi puts him in genjutsu and leaves with his friends, Konohamaru leads them to the outskirts of the village.

Konohamaru: Hold on. Ninja Art: Soul Searching Jutsu!

He uses the jutsu to scan for any traces of being followed, when satisfied that they're the only ones there, he leads them to a house and knocks a special knock and Ayame Ichiraku opens the door.

Naruto: You?

Ayame: Welcome home, Naruto.

They enter the house and sits Sai, who was still in a genjutsu, down as Teuchi comes in.

Naruto: What are you guys doing here?

Ayame: This is our home, Naruto.

Teuchi: We know Konohamaru has been like a brother to you and when we saw how he needed our help after Danzo started all of this madness, we couldn't say no.

Konohamaru and the Ichiraku's notice Isamu.

Konohamaru: Who's this, Naruto? He looks a lot like you.

Naruto: This is my cousin, Isamu Namikaze.

Isamu: It's nice to meet you.

Teuchi: Did you say Namikaze?

Ayame: Wasn't that the name of the Fourth Hokage?

Naruto: Yeah, he was my dad. I wasn't just twiddling my thumbs while I was gone, I found my father's clan.

Teuchi: That's great, Naruto.

Ayame: I'm so happy for you, you don't know how much it hurt me to see you so alone when you were younger.

Konohamaru: What's Sasuke doing here?

Naruto: He's decided to stop being a douche.

Itachi: It's time we get started.

He releases the genjutsu on Sai.

Sai: What? What's going on?

Itachi: We're going to ask you questions and you're going to answer them.

Naruto: If you don't…

Naruto pulls out his scythe that he's been waiting to use again.

Naruto: …I'll show you how much I've improved with this thing.