I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

Jailbreak

They break into the head guard's office and take the listing of every prisoner and their location.

Itachi: Okay, we all take a different part of the list and split up.

Naruto: Okay, just remember that you have the kunai when you need 'em.

Itachi: Let's go.

Sasuke: Make sure to keep Tsunade alive.

They split up and take different sections of the prison, Naruto takes his section and runs down the lists.

Naruto: Okay, what do we got here? Go is in here for murder, no. Akira, in here for computer fraud, how could he? Kai, goddamn rapist. Mizuki? Shit, I got actual criminals.

Meanwhile, Isamu came to realization.

Isamu: Shizune? Rock Lee? I don't even know these people.

He drops a kunai on the ground, which alerts Naruto who teleports to Isamu. Naruto appears with his scythe drawn ready for action, he looks around and only finds a confused Isamu.

Naruto: What?

Isamu: Who the hell are these people? Might Gai? That's not his real name, is it?

Naruto: Yeah.

Isamu: What kinda fuckin' name is that?

Naruto: Let me handle it.

Naruto takes the list and begins to free some of the wrongfully imprisoned inmates. Inside their cell, Gai and Lee were locked in a push-up/sit-up battle when they hear a knock on their cell door.

Lee: Who is there?

Naruto: I'm Naruto Uzumaki, believe it.

Lee: Naruto?

The door opens.

Lee: It is you! Gai-sensei, it is Naruto.

Gai: Huh, Naruto?

Naruto: Get your stuff, I'm here to liberate you.

They rush out of the cell and hug Naruto.

Naruto: Whoa, get off of me. You guys haven't been in prison that long.

They regain their composure.

Gai: Sorry, Naruto.

Lee: Yes, I am sorry as well. It is just that this place is not very youthful.

Gai: Lee, I agree. This is place that is totally devoid of any youth, I don't understand how any on would commit a crime with the threat of ending up in a place such as this as a deterrent.

Naruto: Okay, you guys watch our backs while we free the others.

Naruto creates some clones and they split up to take the appropriate cell doors. As one of the clones opens a cell door, he's attacked by a needle and a snake. The clone dissipates and his attackers stand surprised.

Anko & Shizune: Naruto?

They exit their cell and find a group of Narutos freeing other prisoners.

Naruto: Hey, why'd you attack my clone?

Shizune: We were about to escape, what are you doing here?

Naruto: I'm bustin' you outta here, see? Yeah, yeah. Ha, I always wanted to say that. Do you guys know where Kakashi and Tsunade are? They're not on my list.

Anko: I think they got taken to the North Wing, that's were they sent the biggest threats to the hokage.

Naruto: North, huh? That's Sasuke's section, do you know how to get there?

Shizune: Yeah, I used to do the physicals for the prisoners.

Naruto: Take me but first here, use these if we get separated and you find yourself in trouble.

Shizune: What are these?

Anko: No way, these look like the kunai the Fourth used.

Naruto: Yeah, just throw them, I'll explain the rest later. Hey, Gai, Lee, we're leaving.

Shizune leads the everyone to the North Wing of the prison to find Sasuke with two cells left to open.

Naruto: You still aren't finished?

Sasuke: These cells are different, this is their maximum security wing and takes longer to open.

Sasuke opens one cell and the occupant is surprised to see him.

Kakashi: Sasuke? What are you doing here?

Naruto: He's back to help us out. How ya' been?

Kakashi: Good, or at least as good as a heterosexual can be in prison. Naruto, did you hear about Jiraiya?

Naruto: Yeah, that Danzo is going to pay.

While they were catching up, Sasuke was opening the final cell and finds Lady Tsunade staring at him.

Tsunade: Sasuke Uchiha?

Sasuke: Greetings, Lady Tsunade.

Naruto and Kakashi join Sasuke and she gets the picture.

Tsunade: So, that's what all the commotion was?

Naruto: How are you?

Tsunade: Fine, how do you plan on getting us out of here?

Naruto: The front door, come on.

They all escape to the front gate of the prison and meet Itachi, Konohamaru and their escapees.

Itachi: Did you get everyone on your lists?

Naruto: Yeah, you?

Itachi: Yes.

Konohamaru: Yep.

Naruto: Okay, so how about we get out of here?

Itachi: Let's go.

They make their escape as a number of Danzo's followers appears in front of them.

Naruto: What the fuck? How could he have so many followers and we never seen them?

Kakashi: They are shinobi, Naruto.

Naruto: So are we, I guess we suck, huh?

While Naruto debates their skills with Kakashi, Kazuma steps forward.

Kazuma: All of you stand down and your deaths will be quick and painless.

Naruto: That's funny, I was going to say the same to you.

Naruto cackles at those of the Root.

Kazuma: That damn cackling again.

Konohamaru: This is the first times he's laughed like that since he's been back.

Naruto turns to his comrades.

Naruto: You guys go on, I'll take care of these lame fucks.

Isamu: We'll take care of them, I haven't done anything since I've been here.

Naruto: Wherever you go, just drop the kunai and we'll find you.

Sasuke: There you go, acting all high and mighty again.

Konohamaru: Make sure you make it back in bleach, I mean one piece.

The group of escapees takes their leave.

Kazuma: Stop them!

Those of the Root try to stop them but the two Namikaze clansmen get in their way.

Naruto: Believe me, they're the least of your worries.

Those of the Root launch a simultaneous assault against Naruto and Isamu who watches the futile attack from behind.

Naruto: Hey, guys, we're over here.

He cackles as those of the Root gather themselves for another assault, before they can launch their attack, Naruto teleports behind them and strikes a few of them down with his scythe. While Naruto deals with some of Danzo's followers, Isamu takes on Kazuma one on one.

Kazuma: Who are you? I've never seen you in the village before and we have no records of you.

Isamu: I am Naruto's cousin and a member of his clan, I am Isamu Namikaze.

Kazuma: The Namikaze Clan?

Isamu: That's right.

Kazuma: Well, I look forward to seeing how good your clan is.

Isamu pulls out two swords and looks Kazuma in the eyes.

Isamu: Straight up.

Kazuma his ANBU sword and charges Isamu and launches an attack that he blocks with one sword, he counters with the other. As Kazuma and Isamu battle, Naruto cackles as he slaughters the remaining members of Root without mercy.

Naruto: I see why that guy used this thing, this is fun.

The last remaining member of Root tries a sneak attack on Naruto, he ducks the attack and jams the bottom of the handle into the attackers face. He cackles as he kills him.

Naruto: Ah, they're all dead.

He turns his attention to the battle between his cousin and Kazuma.

Naruto: Cuzzo's kickin' ass.

Isamu swings his sword and misses Kazuma leaving his back exposed, Kazuma tries to take advantage of the opening but his opponent blocks the attack by laying his sword flatly across his back. Isamu spins around and places the other sword with the one blocking Kazuma's, the extra power allows him to push Kazuma back.

Kazuma: You don't really believe that you'll be able to stop The Hokage, do you?

He takes one sword and quickly stabs Kazuma.

Isamu: Yeah, I do.

As Kazuma lays there dying, Kazuma and Naruto congratulate each other.

Naruto: Hey, man, you're pretty good with these swords, huh?

Isamu: Yeah, you haven't seen anything yet.

Naruto: Really?

Isamu: Yeah, these swords are made of the same metal as the summoning kunai. I infused them with my two elemental affinities. This one is wind and this one is fire, I can turn them on by sending my chakra into the handle.

Naruto: Cool.

At that moment, they can sense their kunai being dropped.

Naruto: Feel that?

Isamu: Yeah.

The teleport to find everyone around Tsunade working on Itachi.

Naruto: What's going on?

Kakashi: She's checking him out, he has a disease.

Tsunade: Okay, finished. I know exactly what the disease is, it appears that you have about two months.

Sasuke: Is there anything you can do?

Tsunade: Yeah, but I need my medical equipment.

Naruto: Where is it?

Tsunade: With Sakura, where is she?

Itachi: She's in the Sand Village.

Naruto: Then we should head out immediately, that seems to be the best place for us to regroup anyway.