I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

All I Wanna Do

In the Sand Village, Itachi was feeling better after Tsunade cured him, He was uncharacteristically dancing around and shouting to everyone's surprise.

Naruto: You ever seen him like this before?

Sasuke: No, not even before he turned evil.

Tsunade: How are you feeling?

Itachi: Lady Tsunade, I just wanna fuck and dance. What did you give me?

Tsunade: An old remedy I developed the first time I encountered that disease, I added something special to help speed up your recovery. That's why you feel the way you do.

Naruto: Did he just do the splits?

Kakashi and Iruka walks in with Gaara and Temari.

Kakashi: What's going on?

Iruka: Is that Itachi?

Temari: Wow, somebody's got the moves.

Itachi's attentions turn to her and he has a look in his eyes that no one's ever seen on him.

Itachi: Heey!

Temari: Huh?

Itachi: Hey, baby, want some real dick?

Naruto: Whoa, let's go find Anko. I'm sure she does.

Itachi: Wait, I…

Naruto drags him out of the room.

Naruto: Come on, man. That's Shikamaru's girl.

He drags the Uchiha down the hall asking everyone he meets Anko's whereabouts.

Naruto: I'm looking for Anko, do you know Anko? I need to talk to her about something, just a little something. You know her? No.

Just as things were looking hopeless, their luck breaks.

Anko: Hey, looking for me?

Itachi turns to Naruto.

Itachi: Beat it.

Naruto leaves as he approaches her while fixing his hair.

Itachi: Well, hello, beautiful.

He circles around her, looking her up and down.

Itachi: I've got a nine inch penis.

Anko: That's good 'cuz I've got three holes and time and they all need to be filled. Why don't we find somewhere to get to know each other?

Itachi: Hm, now we're talkin'?

They burst into her room making out while they undress each other like mad.

Anko: You are gonna fuck the shit out of me.

Itachi: I was thinking the same thing.

They strip each other naked and she pushes him on the bed, she starts to suck his already rock hard member. He looks down and sees her head bobbing up and down as his toes curl and his eyes roll to the back of his head and he cums in her mouth. She swallows and looks up at him with a smile on her face.

Anko: Been a long time, huh?

Itachi: You have no idea.

Anko: My turn.

She jumps on the bed and presents herself to him, he places his face on her sex and begins to flick his tongue with the same quickness he exhibits with his hand signs. He was driving her wild as a waterfall flowed from within her. The sensation was so much that she began to move away from him but there was no escape as he pursued her all over the bed until she couldn't take it anymore. Her juices squirted all over his face as she has a powerful orgasm.

Anko: Get up here, now!

He climbs up on top of her and begins to pound her so hard that bed breaks, he keeps pounding until he feels her pussy tightening around him triggering a simultaneous orgasm between them. She flips him over and begins to ride him hard, she squeezes his nipples as they scream each other's names out loud. Meanwhile, an annoyed Kankuro was walking by and heard the commotion.

Kankuro: As soon as this thing with Danzo is over with, I'm going to take a chick from here to their village to fuck.

Back inside, Anko was riding him so hard for so long that the muscles in her legs were tightening but the pleasure in her silken purse overshadowed the pain in her legs. Her walls tightened around him and they came together again, she fell forward from exhaustion when he got around behind her and grabbed her hips. He pulls her up to all fours and places his tip at her asshole.

Anko: Go for it.

Wasting no more time, he jams his member inside of her and thrusts in an out of her ass.

Anko: Oh, yes. Yes! Stretch me out!

He fucks her ass until he couldn't take anymore, as he comes, he punches her in the back of the head with makes her asshole constrict around him and heightens his orgasm. Feeling his wad in her ass triggers her orgasm as well. He joins her on the floor, they lay there sweating and breathing hard.

Anko: Woo, where'd that come from?

He chuckles.

Itachi: You can thank Lady Tsunade and whatever she gave me for that.

Anko: Well, if she ever gives you anymore, you know where to find me.

Itachi: Hey, look at me.

Anko: What?

Their eyes meet and he uses the Mangekyo Sharingan to make her relive their little escapade.

Anko: Nice, I just came again.

They rejoin the others who were going over the situation at hand.

Tsunade: Okay, we are going to need help to take on Root but our most powerful shinobi are still trapped within the village.

Naruto: Why not us my clan?

Tsunade: How fast can they get here?

Naruto: You're kidding me, right?

Tsunade: Okay, so here's the plan. Naruto and Isamu will head back to the village to get help from their clan while Kakashi, Sasuke, Itachi, if he still has any energy left, and Konohamaru will enter the village covertly to organize the clans. Got it?

Naruto: I'll send a clone or two with you guys so that I can disperse it when I've gotten to my clan. That way, you'll know when to drop the kunai and I'll appear with my clans kunai so that they can appear their.

Tsunade: That's brilliant, Naruto. Okay, we'll be here to act as a base and coordinate with the other Villages against Danzo.

They bow and head out. Before leaving, Hinata and Sakura give their beloveds a kiss for luck.

Sakura: I just back, if you die, I'm gonna be so pissed.

Hinata: Keep yourself alive.

Sasuke: Don't worry, if this loser couldn't kill me I'm pretty sure they have no chance.

Naruto: It's all part of the plan. And I let you live, the world didn't have enough douche bags so I figured I'd help out.

They reach the Sand Village gates and wish each other luck on their parts of the mission. Naruto and Isamu head their way while Kakashi, Konohamaru, Itachi and Sasuke head theirs with a few of Naruto's clones. The four that were headed for the Leaf reached their destination first, Itachi easily bypasses the guards and they enter the village with out detection.

Kakashi: Okay, I'd say split up but I wouldn't want to take the chance.

Itachi: You're right, so what's do you suggest?

Kakashi: We sneak into each clans section of the village and convince them to join us one by one. Sound good?

Konohamaru: I okay with it.

Sasuke: I don't have a problem.

Kakashi: Well, let's go.

As Kakashi and the others sneak through the village to make their rounds, Naruto and Isamu reach their clan. At their request, Raiden calls a clan meeting.

Namikaze clansmen: What's this about?

Naruto: The Leaf Village needs your help.

The clan clamors amongst each other.

Namikaze clansmen: Why should we help them?

Naruto: It's because Danzo…

Namikaze clansmen: Danzo? Sign me up.

Isamu: Well, that was easy.

Naruto: Every Flash that's coming with me, give us your kunai.

Back in the village, Kakashi and the other were getting ready to head back when they were cornered by Danzo and those of the Root.

Danzo: So, did you think that we'd really let you into the village so easily after the last time? What pitiful excuses for shinobi.

Sasuke: This is it, Danzo, where gonna put an end to this right now.

He and Itachi activate their sharingan while Kakashi uncovers his and Konohamaru stands ready.

Sasuke: Let's do this.

Voice: Hey!

They turn to find some of the Nara clan approaching led by Shikaku and Shikamaru.

Kakashi: I figured you guys would take a while to get together.

Shikaku: Well, you guys aren't gonna take Danzo down without the Nara Clan, especially me, Shikaku Nara and my son, Shikamaru.

Danzo: Shouldn't you lazy bums be taking a nap right now?

Shikamaru: Well, you're about to be taking a dirt nap.

The Nara clan backs up Kakashi and the others but are still outnumbered by Danzo's forces, they prepare for battle nonetheless.

Voice: Not so fast you ingrates.

They all turn around to find the Hyuuga clan coming their way led by Hiashi who was dressed in his full ninja attire that no one's seen him in since he became head of the Hyuuga Clan.

Hiashi: The Hyuuga Clan has dissolved their branch practices to kick some ass. No curse seals, no mercy!

The all let out a battle roar as they join the opposition to Danzo. They once again prepare for battle when they hear the sound of dogs barking, they all look to find Kiba, Tsume, and Hana rushing in with other members of the Inuzuka clan and their ninja hounds.

Kiba: Yahoo, bitches! The Inuzuka Clan is here, we can already pick up the scent of the village painted red with Danzo's blood.

Akamaru: Woof! Woof!

They join up with the others against Danzo.

Hiashi: So, it looks like we're in store for some multi-species mayhem.

As they get ready for battle, Naruto's clones disperse.

Itachi: Kakashi!

Kakashi: I see.

Danzo: What now?

Kakashi drops two kunai which causes Naruto and Isamu to appear, they smile at Danzo and drop the kunai they have in their hands. To everyone's surprise, members of the Namikaze clan appear.

Danzo: Them.

Hiashi: We're going to have to hide our women.

Namikaze clansmen: So, this is the Leaf Village?

Naruto: Yeah.

The voice of an old man rings out from behind the Namikaze clan.

Voice: It's been a long time, Danzo.

The clan separates to show Raiden with Keiji.

Danzo: You.