I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

No More Pain

Naruto was at the Hyuuga Clan Compound meeting with his father in law, they stared at each other for the longest time.

Naruto: What do you want?

Hiashi: Look, you little jackass, you and Hinata are married and I have to accept that.

Naruto: Right.

Hiashi: That means when she becomes head of the clan you will be her husband and I have to accept that.

Naruto: Right again.

Hiashi: The one thing I can't accept is a punk like you having any kind of say so in my clan. So, you are going to straighten up. If I so much as catch you doing anything crass and uncouth, I am going to put you under the village.

Naruto: How 'bout I just leave you alone.

Hiashi: Deal.

They shake hands and smile.

Hiashi: Ah, a grandchild. What are you going to name the child?

Naruto: To be honest, I haven't even thought about it. If it's a boy, I guess I'd choose, Jiraiya, Iruka, Hiruzen, or Teuchi.

Hiashi: What about Hiashi?

Naruto: I don't know, we'll figure that out when the child comes. So, how's it going with changing the clan laws on the branch family?

Hiashi: I'm gathering a lot of support and we're putting it to vote soon.

Naruto: That's good, I…

Naruto senses one of his kunai.

Naruto: Sorry, I gotta go.

He flashes to find Isamu, Itachi, Kakashi, Konohamaru, and Kakashi facing off against seven Akatsuki members.

Naruto: What hell is going on?

Isamu: Apparently, these people are looking for you.

Naruto: Yeah, they're the Akatsuki. They want my tailed beast.

Isamu: Oh, you mean the thing that killed uncle.

Naruto: Yeah.

Isamu: Well, they're not gonna get it.

Naruto: Oh, they're gonna get it all right.

God Path: Naruto Uzumaki, you are Jiraiya-sensei's final student. It is fitting that you'll be the one who helps me bring about peace.

Naruto: Sensei, what are saying?

God Path: Konan and I are Jiraiya-sensei's first students before even your Fourth Hokage.

Kakashi: And you killed him?

God Path: Yes.

Kakashi: Why?

God Path: Peace, all to achieve peace.

Naruto pulls out a scroll and summons his scythe.

Naruto: Look, I don't know if this is peaceful or not but I'm gonna kill you twice and then I'm gonna get serious.

Naruto launches an attack at God Path but he repels him back into his friends who catch him.

Naruto: What the hell was that?

Kakashi: I don't know.

Sasuke: My sharingan wasn't able to read what he did.

God Path: Naruto, this doesn't have to be difficult, just come with us.

Naruto: Fuck off.

Naruto regains his composure and gets back to his feet.

Naruto: What do we know?

Kakashi: The information that Jiraiya was able to send back, their eyes are special.

Naruto: Special?

Kakashi: It's a doujutsu called the Rin'negan, it allows them to share the same field of vision as long as they're looking at the same object.

Sasuke: Itachi, can you tell us anything else about him?

Itachi: No, I've only met him through astral projections.

Konohamaru: So does anyone have any ideas?

Isamu: Let's separate them.

Kakashi: Sounds tricky, we don't know much about these guys.

Naruto: Yeah, but they don't know anything about us either. I got the talky one with the spiky hair, he seems to be the leader. He's the one who killed Jiraiya that most.

Sasuke: How can you kill someone the most?

Naruto: I'm not in the mood.

Naruto points to God Path.

Naruto: Come here.

God Path approaches Naruto, Naruto puts his hand on his shoulder and Flashes out of the Leaf Village.

Naruto: Now no one's going to get in our way.

Meanwhile, back in the Leaf Village. Isamu launches himself at Asura Path and grabs him, he flashes to a canyon.

Isamu: This should be fun.

He takes his swords out and started a battle with Asura Path, he blocks Isamu's sword with his forearms and counters with an attack with his tail that cause Isamu to retreat. Asura Path takes his cloak off and the battle gets serious, every clash could be heard in the neighboring village.

Young Man: You here that, dad? Sounds like thunder.

Old Man: But there are no clouds.

If there was anyone around, the only thing they could see were blurs except for the occasional stalemate and the rocks falling every time they collided with the canyon walls. Asura Path knocks Isamu back and shoots an arm missile, Isamu barely recovers and deflects it with his swords.

Isamu: Wow, you're going all to pieces on me. How about we end this?

Asura Path just looks at him.

Isamu: I'll take that as a yes.

He charges each sword his chakra elements, one with wind that had a swirl of wind around and the other with fire that was aflame. He launches at Asura Path and tries to stab him with the fire sword but he avoids it, the sword plunges into the canyon wall and the heat was so intense that the rock around it melts. Asura Path puts some distance between he and his opponent to shoot another arm missile that Isamu counter by swinging his wind sword, the wind slice the arm in half.

Isamu: You're tricky but I got the medicine.

Isamu plunges both swords into the ground in an x pattern and a wave of flames heads for Asura Path, he jumps with no way to dodge the attack on the ground which proves to be a fatal mistake. While he was in the air, Isamu flashes under him and place the handles of both sword together and twirl them in the air causing a giant tornado of fire to rise up and burn Asura Path so much that his mechanical parts melt and he fall to the ground.

Isamu: Straight up.

Back in the Village, Itachi and Sasuke led their Paths to the old Uchiha compound. They faced off with them and Sasuke turned to Itachi.

Sasuke: Anytime now.

Itachi cast Amaterasu and instantly destroys their paths. On top of Hokage Rock, Kakashi was just finishing up on sending the head of his Path to another dimension with his Mangekyo Sharingan.

Kakashi: Well, that was easy.

Konohamaru was having a few problems with Preta Path.

Konohamaru: This guy absorbed the Rasengan so he must be able to absorb chakra. Well, I guess it's time to get down and dirty with it.

Konohamaru: Shadow Clone Jutsu.

Two clones appear and rushes Preta Path, they tackle him and bring him to the ground and Konohamaru joins in and start to pummel him while the hold him down. Preta Path kicks Konohamaru off of him and destroys the clones, he gets back to his feet and tries to regain his bearings but his attacked again by Konohamaru who pursues him while he staggers away. He knocks him to the ground and pulls out a kunai, Konohamaru sit over Pain and stabs him in the throat.

Konohamaru: That was that.

Outside the Village, God Path and Naruto stand at the ready.

Naruto: I don't know what the hell he did earlier but here goes.

Naruto charges God Path but is repelled again.

God Path: You should give up, there's no way around the power of the Rin'negan.

He gets back to his feet.

Naruto: Look, I don't need any doujutsu. My fist, my feet…

He smiles at Pain.

Naruto: …and sometimes my teeth have served me pretty well. I'll figure something out.

Naruto attacks again but as soon a God Path put his hand out, he plants his scythe into the ground. He feels whatever force repels him but his grip on the scythe holds him in place, as soon as the force dissipates, he attacks God Path who counters with his chakra blades. He stabs Naruto with one and tries to take control of his mind but is forced out. Naruto attacks but God Path repels him with that.

God Path: What was that?

Naruto cackles.

Naruto: You can't do anything to my mind, no matter what you do? You wanna know why?

God Path: Why?

Naruto: 'Cuz I'm Naruto Uzu-fucking-maki and you'd better believe it!

God Path: Naruto Uzumaki or not, you're coming with me.

Naruto: We'll see. He didn't do whatever he does while I we were fighting over there for a while. I got it.

Naruto attacks again but God Path repels him again, Naruto flashes behind him cackling. He swings the scythe and beheads God Path.

Naruto: That was for Jiraiya.