I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

The Calm Before The Storm

Naruto, Itachi, Isamu, Kakashi, Konohamaru, and Kakashi stood face to face with Nagato and Konan.

Naruto: So, you're the real one, huh?

Nagato: How did you know?

Kakashi: We knew you were transmitting your chakra to each of those bodies, it was just a matter of having the Hyuuga pinpoint the source.

Nagato: Well, you Leaf Shinobi are talented indeed.

Naruto: So, you're Jiraiya's student too?

Nagato: Go ahead, kill me. It won't bring about pe…

Naruto slices Nagato's head off with his scythe as he did God Path, surrounded, Konan prepares for what's to come until Kakashi speaks up.

Kakashi: Wait a minute.

He approaches her and eyes her up and down.

Kakashi: Ooh, she can stay.

Naruto: Well, looks like Kakashi's about to get some.

Sasuke: And she could be of some help since you just killed the only person who could probably tell where to find Madara.

Naruto realizes what he's done.

Naruto: That's what I planned on. Damn it.

Sasuke: Whatever you gotta tell yourself.

Isamu: Hey, guys. Let's be out.

They head back to the village. Later that night, Konan was standing in the bedroom of Kakashi Hatake looking out of the window at the Leaf Village when Kakashi walks in, she turns to him.

Kakashi: Come here.

She walks over to him and he places his hand on her face.

Kakashi: So beautiful.

He takes her Akatsuki cloak off to reveal a feminine version of the uniform that all Akatsuki members wear under their cloaks that showed off her form, he notices that she was very sexy and had a figure that rivaled Anko's. He discovers her forehead protector tied to her arm, Kakashi takes it off and notices how troubled she seemed by it.

Kakashi: Don't worry, you'll get a better one after tonight.

She takes his vest off and begins to take off his under shirt when he stops her.

Kakashi: My mask is connected to this shirt, you're about to see something no one has seen since I became a shinobi.

She takes off his mask and shirt to reveal his face.

Konan: You're beautiful as well.

They finish undressing each other and he lays her down on the bed, they kiss as he reaches down and enters her which makes her break their kiss for a moan of pleasure. He starts to thrust in her at a slow deliberate pace.

Konan: Yes, do what you want with me. I'm yours.

She starts to shudder as the pleasure shoots through her body like electricity, she starts to scratch his back in an attempt to hold on. The pleasure becomes too much and she finds her long awaited release, her walls tighten around him and he releases as well. The next morning, Kakashi was looking out of the window of his home in the nude when and equally nude Konan embraces him from behind and lays her head on his back.

Kakashi: Good morning.

She starts to pull him back to the bed, later that day, the Leaf 12 were all together to get back used to Sasuke being back in the village. The kunoichi were together talking about Hinata and Sakura's pregnancies.

Ino: I gotta tell ya, I'm jealous of you, Sakura but I couldn't be happier.

Sakura: Thanks.

Tenten: You two, Hinata, you finally bagged your man.

Hinata: Thank you, Tenten.

Tenten: Now, if I could only get Neji to open up.

Hinata: He does like you.

Tenten: Really? How do you know?

Hinata: Well, Neji's easier to read than you think.

Tenten: How so?

Hinata: Whenever your name is brought up around him in a no mission way, he gets quiet.

Tenten: How does that mean he likes me?

Hinata: Because he's trying his hardest not to blush but it's there.

Ino: At least you have a target, I don't know what to do now.

Sakura: How about Choji over there?

Ino: Choji? No.

Sakura: I've got three words for you.

Ino: What?

Sakura: Partial Expansion Jutsu.

Ino takes a second as the thought sets in.

Ino: I think I need to rethink this Choji thing.

They laugh and Choji sneezes.

Naruto: What are you coming down with a cold or something?

Choji: I don't think so.

Kiba: Well, get it together.

Naruto: Hey, they're looking at us over there. What do you think they're talking about?

Sasuke: Probably about how big of a jackass you are.

Naruto: Yeah, douche bag says what.

Sasuke: What?

Naruto: Exactly. Nice ass bow, by the way.

Neji: Anyway, what was it like with Orochimaru?

Sasuke: Take the creepiest guy you now and multiply him by 2 trillion.

Shikamaru: Yeah, that guy gives me the jaggies.

Lee: I agree, he is not very youthful as well.

While the Leaf 12 was having their reunion, Itachi was having a check-up the hokage.

Tsunade: Well, as far I can tell, the reason your eyesight is deteriorating is because of the amount of chakra that passes through the eye cells when you use the Mangekyo. It's like when you look into the sun or a bright light for too long but instead of the light overloading you eyes, chakra is.

Itachi: Is there anything that can be done? Madara said that he saved his sight by taking his brother's eyes.

Tsunade: Well, until I find a more permanent solution, I'll show you how to store an extra bit of chakra to regenerate them in the same manner I use mine to regenerate my body cells.

Itachi: When do we begin?

Tsunade: Immediately.

Konohamaru was visiting with Raiden as he wanted to hear stories of his grandfather, Hiruzen, in his youth.

Raiden: Did they ever tell you that Hiruzen was as lecherous as Jiraiya?

Konohamaru: Really?

Raiden: Who do you think taught him? I remember when we were younger, my cousin caught him peeping on her.

Konohamaru: What happened?

Raiden: Actually, nothing, she eventually became your grandmother.

Konohamaru: For real?

Raiden: Yeah, you're grandmother was kind of freaky.

Konohamaru: Alright, granddad.

Isamu was on one of the many dates he had lined up that day with some of the Hyuuga girls his age.

Hyuuga Girl: I just love your eyes, they're so intense.

Isamu: Thanks but yours are prettier.

Hyuuga Girl: Yeah, but yours have pupils.

Isamu: But yours are like a calm lake.

She gives up and blushes.

Isamu: Isamu is gonna fuck until the sun comes up.

Hiashi was passing by Isamu and his date.

Hiashi: I really wish they'd stop defiling our clan.

Tsunade was sitting in her office looking at Naruto, Itachi, Kakashi, Konohamaru, and Sasuke.

Tsunade: From the information Kakashi has "extracted" from Konan, we have the location of Madara Uchiha's hideout.

Naruto: When do we leave?

Tsunade: As soon as you're ready.

She dismisses them to get read for the mission and Naruto only has one thing on his mind.

Naruto: Revenge.