"Where'd Jesse go?" I asked.

"He called and said he wasn't feeling well." Renge said, coming out of nowhere.

"Gah! When did you get here? And since when do you have Jesse's number?" I asked.

"They've been hanging out a lot actually." Kyouya said.

"Why don't I just go to you for everything?"

"Because you're still a bit skeptical about my knowledge."

"What's the meaning of life Mr. Know-It-All?"

"I don't know, it's something I never found important to research."

I twitched. "I'm, gonna go home and lay down. Bye everyone." I started heading towards the exit… With no way to get home. I realized that, but then I thought about how a 10 mile walk would be good for me.

"Kaytla." Someone called from behind me. I knew who it was immediately, Mori.

"Hey Mori." I said turning around. He looked at me strangely and I realized I had forgotten the honorific. "Ah! My apologies, Mori- senpai." He was silent for a few moments. And then, he smiled. A huge genuine smile. It looked good on him in a strange way.

"Want a ride home?"

***

"Oh Lucy I'm home!" I yelled, no response. "Jesse? You here?" I checked every possible spot in the house… no dice. "Where'd that dummy run off to now? Heh, wouldn't it be funny if that psycho chick took him? …Yeah I shouldn't have said that. MOOOOOORRRRRIIIIIII!!!…. –senpai!"

***

"Now Jesse's missing? You Americans sure can work the disappearing act." Hikaru said.

"But at least it's entertaining." Kaoru finished.

"Shut up you Ero-twins. We are not your toys and this is not a game. My friend is missing and I have a feeling that it's linked to a Host Club client, a Mori-senpai fan in particular." Triniti said.

"I agree Triniti, it's probably that same cow from before." I said.

"Is Jesse-chan going to be okay?" Hunny asked shakily.

"I'm sure he'll be fine. They'll be so busy trying to come up with comebacks to his smart mouth, they won't have any time to hurt him." (A/N FoeRealzDECHU, I mean it in a good way.)

"Are you alright Kaytla?" Haruhi asked me.

"Yeah, those girls are too dumb to keep him. Sooner or later they'll realize I don't want to waste my energy with them. There's nothing going on between me and Mori as far as I know."

I looked behind me to see the twins coughing. "Do you guys need some water?" I asked.

"No," Hikaru said. "We're just allergic to b-!"

"Hikaru! Watch your language! You're a whole other person when you're like that…" Kaoru said tearfully.

"Kaoru, I'm so sorry I never meant to make you uneasy. Do you forgive me?"

"I forgive you."

"Oooook. Can we like, get on with everything? I want to find Jesse before he annoys them to death."

"Can he really… do that?" Tamaki asked.

"Maybe. I think we should wait until summer vacation and find out! Lets go get some melon bread!" Kaytla said.

"Kaytla." Mori warned. I knew I wouldn't be able to get away with it. Darn. Okay, okay, I know where we should look.

Gomenesai!!! I'm so sorry I havent updated in so long! I promise that the next chapter will save dumb Jesse. It will be from his POV. And I will try to to do better at updating. Plz review and don't bite my head off. You get a cookie if you don't flame and threaten me with death! ':3 The next chapter will be up sooner I hope!