Hey wanna hear a song or two? No? Well too fucking bad.

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Cody! Happy birthday to me! Here's another.

Happy happy birthday, from all of you to me, you wish it were your birthday so you could party too! lD

Well by the time I get this up it won't be any more, but June the 25 of '94 I was born. It was 3:40 PM-ish and 114 degrees Fahrenheit out! Ho' damn, that's how awesome I am. My party's Saturday; I hope I get the Sims 3!!

…So uh, Michael Jackson died. When my mommas told me over the phone, my heart kinda skipped a beat. I was like, 'lolz wut??' and proceeded to text everyone I know about it.

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The next morning, it took Zexion a few moments to figure out where he was and what he was doing there. 'Where…? What…?... Ah. Yes. That's right.' He had thought, looking around. Now, he most certainly wasn't expecting to find a teen curled up to him, watching the television that lay across from where Zexion had slept.

Sora was curled up against him, his head and hand on Zexion's shoulder and stomach. His shock of chocolate brown hair was all in Zexion's face, even going up his nose a small bit. 'Now how the hell was I not woken up from that?' Zexion thought.

Upon further examination, Zexion found out that Sora had fallen asleep watching television, and was now drooling all over Zexion's shoulder. How pleasant. Zexion didn't want to be rude and wake the boy up ('Zexion what are you saying? He's barely a boy and you're barely an adult!' He thought), so Zexion concluded to just stay where he was and try to possibly maybe fall back asleep.

What a great idea! His doctor would like that, he even told him so. So Zexion let his eyes droop, but then of course stupid o' Johnny Bravo over there had to go and do something ridiculous. Now you're all probably like, 'Ohhh, Johnny Bravo! I used to watch that, hur hur!' possibly maybe. But then you'd be like, 'oh wait yea, what did he cause?' and so then I'd tell you.

Sora wasn't actually sleeping. Apparently, he just tends to do weird stuff like that, feigning sleep. So anyhow, Mr. Johnny Bravo had done something stupid as per usual, and this had caused Sora to laugh like a banshee. How pleasant. So Zexion just turned his head to him and gave him a weird look. Sora looked at him too, and grinned; but it disappeared rather quickly when he realized that he may have woken up Mr. Callahan.

"Oh I'm sorry Mr. Callahan sir! Did I wake you up??" Sora asked, alarmed. Zexion just stared at him. "No, not really. But why are you…" He stopped short, hoping that Sora would get the message. Sora gave him a blank stare. So Zexion blinked at him once, slowly.

"Why are you… cuddled up against me?" Zexion asked deadpan. Sora still looked blank, before everything dawned on him. "Oh! Oh! Yea that. Well see, I woke up this mornin' all cheery and happy as usual, right? So then I was like, halfway through my waffles, I was like, 'oh my galoshes! The Johnny Bravo marathon is going to start soon!'! So then I-- oh yea, my waffles! Well anyway, so then I came out here only to find you!" He grinned and poked Zexion's nose. Zexion didn't really enjoy that. "Seeing you there all curled up in a wee little ball made me coo because you were soooo cute! But then I remembered Johnny Bravo, and seeing as you kind of took the couch… I joined you! But then I got cold so I--"

"Alright," Zexion interrupted, opting to not hear the rest of Sora's story. Sora gave him a curious look. "So can I stay then?" He asked, snuggling his face back into Zexion's shoulder. Zexion sighed and put a hand to his face. "…Yes, I suppose you may…" He said, making Sora squeal right in his ear.

Zexion winced. "Keep that up and he's going to kick your ass, Sora," Said Leon from the doorway that led to the kitchen. Sora squealed in fear and scoot about two centimeters away. "Haven't you ever heard of 'personal spa--"

"Hey I made brownies!" Demyx shouted as he appeared next to Leon holding a tray of brownies, successfully cutting off Zexion. The smell wafted throughout the whole room, making everyone drool at the mouth save for Zexion. Sora squealed yet again, and squeezed Zexion as he did so. "It's so yummmmmmy!" He said.

Now normally, Zexion would've done the same thing that Sora had just done to him. He was a secret brownie monster, and usually he would end up eating all of whatever ones were around. He usually blamed whatever inanimate object was closest before scuttling back into his room, actually.

But for some strange reason, this time he found it…sickening. Like, literally. And Sora's constant squeezing didn't help much at all. Zexion felt like he was going to puke at any second, and he tried to make the feeling go away by breathing deep breaths. Sora noticed this and asked if he was ok.

Zexion looked at him, and the next thing he knew, he was puking all over Sora's face! Zexion put his hand to his mouth, but it was too late, and plus, some puke continued to leak through. Sora had practically leaped off the hideaway bed and onto the floor, howling.

Leon had run over to Sora and brought him into the kitchen to clean him up, and Demyx flew to Zexion's side frantically asking if he were alright. Zexion just kept nodding as he went to sit up with his legs on the ground and his hand on his mouth the whole time.

In the background, Riku and Cloud could be heard asking what was going on. Riku flipping at the sight of Sora, and ran into the other room to confront Zexion. "Why'd you go and do that?!" Riku screamed at him. Demyx glared as he rubbed his hand in a circular motion on Zexion's back. "It's not like he could help it! Screw off and leave the poor guy alone!" He yelled at him, making Riku scowl and stalk off.

"Hey, you ok?" Demyx asked Zexion, who in return just sight and nodded. "I'm sorry about that, I really don't know what came over me… I… I actually love brownies, I'm a bit of a--"

"Aw, it's okee-dokee!" Demyx said, once again interrupting Zexion. "Heh, I guess you're gonna need to clean up then? I'll show you the bathroom," He said, standing up. He led Zexion to the bathroom, who proceed to strip his suit shirt off and try and wash out all of the puke. Unfortunately, he was very much unsuccessful. He came out of the bathroom, holding the shirt to his chest. He was way too embarrassed to come out shirtless!

"Um… Mr. Jones?" He called out. Instead of catching the attention of Demyx though, Cloud walked over to him. "Hey, what do you need?" He asked. "Oh, um… my shirt, I can't get the--"

"You're still in your suit from the wedding," Cloud interrupted. Zexion was really getting tired of being interrupted; he wondered if the two were related in any way. "C'mon, let's go see if any of Riku's stuff fits you. You can wear his stuff for a while until we get you some new stuff or something," Cloud told him, leading him to a guest room.

He started rummaging through Riku's stuff (Without permission! Tsk tsk, Cloud!) and pulled out a shirt and shorts. "Riku likes to wear this tight stuff too, and he's just a little bit bigger than you so you should fit in these fine," He said. Zexion was taken aback by that. "How old is he??" He asked Cloud. "Oh. Um. Like, sixteen? Seventeen? Something like that," Zexion hmmed. 'I am not that small!' He pouted and thought.

"Oh hey Zex-o! There you are!" Demyx said as he walked in. "Getting some new clothes, eh? Here, let me go wash that for you!" He grinned and took the formal shirt away from Zexion, with a little bit of a struggle.

This caused Zexion to blush in embarrassment, and pulled his arms close to him and looked to the ground. "D'aww, you have a little gut from eating so much brownies, you little purple piggy!" Demyx cooed, poking Zexion's slightly bulging stomach.

This caused Zexion's face to turn beet red, and he slapped Demyx's hand away as he gave a strangled yell. He turned to Cloud and yanked the clothes from his hands, before running out of the room. Cloud smiled a super small smile after him, and Demyx grinned as per usual.

"Where's the bathroom!" Zexion yelled from the hall. "Third door to the left!" Demyx yelled after him, and a second later there was the sound of a door slamming.

After changing, Zexion came out, slightly uncomfortable. The pants fit fine, as they were the tightness that he did normally like for pants, but he couldn't button or zip them up. The shirt was also tight, and it was obvious you could see his 'brownie gut'. With it on, you could see a little bit of his skin. 'Ugh, how embarrassing,' Zexion thought, hiding his blushing face in his hands.

Maybe he could go and find some better clothes in that boy's trunk…? No, that'd be rude. But these clothes were ridiculous on him… Zexion didn't want to overstay his welcome, so he decided that he'd just have to live with these clothes for the day.

He wandered around for a while, until he found the living room again. The bed he had slept on the previous night was still out, so he collapsed on it and curled up in a comfortable position as he watched the television.

At one point, Zexion got up and wandered into the kitchen to make himself a sandwich. Riku had been sitting at the table with Sora, and both were eating pasta salad. Riku's eyes

Traveled up and down Zexion's body, noticing something familiar about what he was wearing. "Oh hey! What the hell is this!!" He yelled a few moments later, realization dawning on him.

"Those are my clothes, and now you've gone and stretched 'em out with your stupid fat!" He snapped at Zexion, standing up and stomping over to him. He grabbed the things in Zexion's hands and put them on the counter, before proceeding to just take the shirt right off of him.

He stood and glared at Zexion, who just looked at him, super confused. "Take them off," Riku said, super stern. Zexion's eye twitched, but he nonetheless slowly took the pants off and handed them to their owner. This left him in his boxers, which were conveniently black with flames on the bottom. They had been a present from Axel for their one month anniversary. Riku glared at him one last time before stalking off to toss the clothes in the washer.

Sora just stared on, just as confused as Zexion was, if not more. Well, no. Zexion was way more confused, surely. Wouldn't you be if some random teen asked you to strip while you were making a sandwich??

Leon chose this as the perfect time, it seems, to walk in and make himself some food. He paid no mind to Zexion as he scavenged through the fridge for something edible, but when he closed it and glanced at Zexion, he found himself staring. He cleared his throat and left the kitchen with a couple of brownies on a napkin.

"Oh my god guys!! Michael Jackson just died!!" Screamed Demyx as he ran in, bawling. He grabbed the closest thing, Zexion, and squeezed him and sobbed into his shoulder. Poor Zexion, today was just not his day. "Um, what?" He asked, making Demyx look up at him. His face was all red and puffy from the tears. "Michael Jackson is dead!" He squeaked, wiping his nose on his hand and absentmindedly wiping it on Zexion's arm. How pleasant.

Zexion, not one for compassion, merely said sorry and grabbed the whole pan of brownies from the fridge. He sat down at the table across from Sora, and began eating them, one by one. Sora tried to cleverly snatch one, only to have his hand slapped away.

Demyx was all sniffles and snot now, and he had joined them at the table too, paying no heed to Zexion eating all of his brownies. "I am sorry about this morning," Zexion said to Sora, breaking the silence. "Huh? Oh, no, it's ok! I thought it was kind of funny, actually! The face you made just before you barfed was--"

"Hey what happened to your clothes?" Demyx interrupted, as he eyed Zexion's bare body. Zexion noticed that he had his eyes stuck on his chest, and he unconsciously put his arms up to cover himself again. "Um, Mr. Riku stole them back," He murmured.

Demyx gasped. "Well that's not nice! Here, I can give you some of mine. I'm sure that you will be able to cover up completely this time with these," He giggled, making Zexion hide his face in his hands again.

Demyx and Sora laughed at this, but they apologized soon after. "You're so cute!" Both squealed in unison. Demyx got up and dragged Zexion along to his room. Zexion made sure to take the pan of brownies with him. Demyx gave him an old black shirt that had a fancy David Bowie design on it. The man himself was outlined in an Easter purple, posing a bit like Captain Morgan, an there were yellow stars all in the background with a pink lightning bolt. Under it all, it said 'David Bowie'. The pants were simple and a bit baggy, but Zexion liked them.

"So do you have any way of getting your old clothes up here?" Demyx asked, once Zexion had finished changing. He thought about it for a few moments. "Um, I'm sure I have a friend who can bring them; he works up here sometimes, so it wouldn't be a hassle for him," He told Demyx, who grinned and nodded.

They left the room and entered the living room once more. They cleaned up the bed and put it away, and soon, most everyone had flocked onto it to watch Captain Planet. He's a hero! 'Gonna take the crime down to zero! Something something la dee da, Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart! Gooo Planet!!

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a few friends and I were talking about what we would be in Captain Planet, right? Kathy would've been fire, me earth, and then Sonny was like, 'I'll be wind, so then we can be Earth, Wind and Fire' lololololz XD

HA I found this great icon: 'He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia' LOLZ

btw I'm not trying to make Riku a douche like Roxas, he's just... meh. Oh yea. There's going to be some Douche! Roxas throughout this.