This was kinda meant to be a oneshot…but since my class has started on the sexual reproduction component in Bio, the plot bunny bit :) So now it's a two-shot, with practically no het, because I can't write hardcore yaoi.
Disclaimer: What is WRONG with you people?
"Um...explain to me again why you want this boy expelled?" Komui Lee said.
Kanda scowled. "He asked for a practical lesson in sexual education."
Allen looked helplessly from the principal to his very pissed sexual education teacher. He'd only realized his speech blunder like five seconds after everyone had, and by that time, Kanda had dragged him off to the principal's office faster than you could say way too innocent for his own damn good.
Komui blinked. "Okay, well, that depends."
And suddenly, his cool, businesslike demeanour fell away, replaced by a murderous, almost tangible aura.
"Is this brazen little punk in any of the same classes as my dear Lenalee?" he growled, grabbing, of all things, a drill from under his desk.
Allen cowered into his chair. Split personality much?
"Um, n-no, sir, I don't know any Lenalee," he stammered. Actually, he did know the Principal's sister from homeroom, but he didn't need to know that.
"Oh. Well, then I'm afraid I can't expel him," he said to Kanda, resuming his normal expression.
Kanda scowled, muttered something uncomplimentary under his breath, and stormed out.
"Sorry, Mr. Lee," Allen apologized.
"Yes, yes, we all make mistakes," he replied with a dismissive wave of his hand.
And you might want to lay off the crack, Allen thought.
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As Allen left the principal's office, two thin-but-strong hands slammed him against the wall.
It was-oh, what a surprise- Kanda.
The terrified student gulped, seeing his life flash before his eyes. Then, of course, his teacher whispered something that pretty much made the atmosphere in the deserted hallway do a 180.
"Meet me in the bathroom today and I'll teach you everything you need to know about sexual education."