Nya su! Uber sorry! Was planning to update Sat. night but well.....you see, I was flippin channels and then I saw that on cartoon network (Which i never watch anymore due to the fact that it has lame shows on now) a Naruto movie was on! XDD And I never pass a opportunity to watch the movies (My fave ever being the recent Bonds one) so I got sucked into it.....and then Teen Titans came on afterwards! X33 But you have a update still in this weekend so be happy! XDD
Moving on.....
Before I begin the 3rd chapter, I need to clear something up...lol. Apparently, some of you think that this is a Lolita fanfic (pairing between a little boy and a adult). Even though it seems that way now, it is not! Due to popular vote, Sasuke used a jutsu to erase Narus memory and then he changed into a little boy and enrolled in the school. Though, yes, most of the fanfic he IS a little boy.....lmao. Are we okies now? On with the fic!
The Summary- Happy go-lucky Naruto is a clutzy pre-school teacher who loves his job very much. Then one early spring day, he gets a new student with dark onyx eyes and raven-black hair. How does poor Naruto deal with a young child who seems to know certain things a kid shouldn't!?
I aplogiz advance for my poor grammar! Please forgive me! X33
I do not own Naruto...if I did.....MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! X33
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Chapter Three- Big Trouble! Naruto Sensei has a assiant sensei!!??
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"Sasuke......?"
"What!?" He snapped, turning to glare at a new girl with deep green eyes and curled brown hair.
"I was just gonna say.....do you know that grown-up over there, whos staring at you?" She rushed out, pointing over to the door that was open.
Sasuke whipped his head around in shock and stared at the open doorway where a figure stood, arms crossed across his chest and a very small smile on his face. Sasukes breath whooshed out and the color in his face drained in fear.
"Oh! Itachi! Its great to see you today!" Naruto cried in delight across the room, still at the dog table.
No! It cant be! But it was. Sasukes older brother advanced into the room.
Itachi Uchiha.
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Sasuke stared with a open mouth as his older brother walked over to Naruto and gave him a hug.
"Itachi! I thought you didnt start untill next week!?" Naruto asked after he returned the hug.
His older brother gave a small laugh then ruffled Narutos hair, "No. I start today. Didnt you check your e-mail?"
Naruto blushed in embarassment, "No.....I havent in a few days actually. I guess I should."
Sasuke finally remembered that his nii-san currently thinks that he is doing training with the ANBU corps in the Village Hidden in the Mist, and quickly got out of his chair and hid under the table.
"Ummm....Sasuke?"
Sasuke looked over to a boy who was now holding the table-cloth and peering under the table at the hiding boy.
"What are you doing Sasuke? Its time to eat, not play!" He giggled out.
"Shhhhh! I'm hiding!" Sasuke hissed out. At this point, the boy had gotten out of his chair and crawled under the table to sit by him.
"But from who?"
"From the man who came in the room! Hes a bad man."
"Thats just Itachi-Sensei! He helps Sensei twice a week."
"Is that so...?" Damn! Sasuke knew his nii-san volunteered around the village, but he never dreamed he would work with kids!
Suddenly Sasuke heard Narutos voice get louder as he moved over to his table, and held his breath waiting.
"Mitsuki-chan, where is Yuki-chan and Sasuke-chan?" Sasuke heard Naruto ask worriedly.
"Well I didnt see where Sasuke went, but Yuki went under the table Sensei!"
Sasuke leaned close to Yuki, "Dont tell them I'm under here, got it!? I will kick your bratty butt to the next village if you do!" He whispered very softly.
Yuki nodded his head in fear, then climbed out from under the table.
"I'm right here Sensei! I thought I saw a bug!"
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Naruto let out a sigh of relief but quickly scrunched his face in concern, "Yuki-chan, have you seen Sasuke-chan?"
"The new kid, Sensei? Nope!" Yuki quickly replied, then glanced down at floor.
Itachi followed the childs gaze as he stared intently at the fluttering table-cloth. Hmmmm.
"Naruto, this Sasuke-chan is a new student? What does he look like?" Itachi asked.
"Well at first I thought he was a girl. Hes very pretty for a boy. He has raven-black hair and onyx eyes. He just started school today." Naruto supplied back, but he left out how Sasuke-chan acted way older than five years old.
"I see...." Itachi looked at Yuki who looked up and gasped in fright.
"Red!" The little boy yelped.
"Itachi! Dont use that on little kids! Whats wrong with you?" Naruto growled at Itachi as he patted the whimpering boys back.
"I'm sorry Naruto, It wont happen again. I think I know where Sasuke-chan is now." And with that Itachi shot his arm out and quickly flipped the table-cloth up.
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"Shit!" Sasuke knew when the little brat said 'Red' he was dead, and when bright light suddenly burst under the table, he knew he was fucked.
"Well, well, well......if it isnt my little brother." Itachi smiled darkly then grabbed Sasuke by the front of his shirt and dragged him out from under the table.
"Let go of me!" Sasuke grabbed his brothers hand and flicked it off him then jumped back to stand by Naruto who stared in wonder.
"This is your little brother, Itachi? I thought he was my age?"
Itachi stared down at Sasuke who gave a icy glare back that clearly said 'You tell him, and I will rip you to shreds'.
"It appears I have another brother." Itachi said, still holding his dark smile.
"I...I see...." Naruto then looked down at Sasuke, "Sasuke-chan, I knew when I read your info that you had a older brother named Itachi, and since your last name was Uchiha......but since there is three Itachis' in your family......I never knew you were my friends little brother!"
Friend!? Sasuke was shocked. When did Itachi befriend Naruto?
"May I speak to my little brother...in private please?" Itachi asked while staring at Sasuke.
"Uhh....sure, go ahead." Naruto felt uneasy and started to walk away when Sasuke tightly grabbed his hand.
"Dont leave me Sensei! Nii-san hurts me!" Sasuke looked back at his brother and smirked. Itachi did NOT look happy.
"Wahh!? Dont be silly Sasuke-chan. You guys are sibilings."
"Noooo!" Sasuke cried then buried his face against Narutos leg.
Naruto let out a defeated sigh then bent down to pick Sasuke up, "I'm sorry Itachi, mabey you should leave for today. Sasuke-chan is probaly just cranky. It is their naptimes anyway."
Itachi narrowed his eyes at the lying imposter before turning towards the door, "I guess I will take my leave now, but Sasuke, be warned, when you get home you WILL explain everything." With that, Itachi walked swiftly out of the room.
Naruto stared at the closed door for two seconds then looked down at Sasuke, "Good grief. You guys are two peas in a pod!
And right then Sasuke thought he needed to come up with a plan on how he was gonna be coming home with Naruto, because he wasnt ready to give up alone time with him just because of his stupid nii-san. Not one bit.
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Omgosh......that chapter was soooooooo lame! I'm soooo sorry guys! I had so many plans on how this would go, but my brain had a cramp or something....*sigh* This was prob the worst chapter in fanfic history!
FORGIVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope you can give me ideas on the next chapter which will include Naptime *smirk* and Sasuke going home with Sensei! *evil laughter*
Reviews are love....and I fully approve of bashing of this horrible chapter!
