Nya peeps! Sorry I am a little bit late for updating this! I had to do some college work on the weekend and take my sister to her job.....then I went to the fair with my best friend! Actually.....for this chapter, I have a suprise for yas! lol I know Sasuke is supposed to go to Sensei's house this chapter, and dont worry- he still will, its just He and Naru-sensei are gonna take a side trip...MWHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Summary- Happy go-lucky Naruto is a clutzy pre-school teacher who loves his job very much. Then one early spring day, he gets a new student with dark onyx eyes and raven-black hair. How does poor Naruto deal with a young child who seems to know certain things a kid shouldn't!?

I aplogize in advance for my poor grammar! Please forgive me! X33

I do not own Naruto...if I did.....MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

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Chapter Five- Detour to the Festival!

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Naruto slammed his head on the steering wheel for the fourth time since he got in the car. A heavy sigh was heard from the back of the car. Naruto narrowed his eyes and looked up to the rearview mirror to see the devils child sitting in the backseat.

"We going to go anytime soon, dobe?"

Naruto felt like screaming 'No you are not! I will be the only one going somewhere!' and then lunging at Sasuke and choking him......but then one of the other teachers going home might see Naruto going serial killer on a little kid, and that would not be good, would it?

Instead, Naruto smiled sweetly, "Of course Sasuke-chan, right away."

Naruto was pleased to see Sasuke shudder at his creepy smile and turn to stare out the side window. That serves the brat right for calling him dobe.

Five minutes into the ten minute car ride to Narutos house, Sasuke suddenly gave a gasp and screamed into his ear.

"TURN ON THE NEXT RIGHT DOBE!"

"What the hell!?" Naruto replied back as he narrowly missed hitting the car in front of him, "Why should I!?"

Sasukes eyes looked out the window quickly in panic then he regained his calm and smirked.

"Theres a Ramen shop, Naruto."

"WHAT! WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME SOONER BRAT!?" Naruto immediantly swerved into the turn lane, causing the car before his to slam on its breaks and curse angerly through his rolled-down window.

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Sasuke watched with open fasination as Naruto plowed his way through the huge portions of ramen. He was currently on his fourth bowl. How could he eat all of that!? Sasuke had never been able to figure that out, not in all his years of knowing Naruto. Just one of the seven wonders of the world he guessed.

"You sure you're not hungry, Sasuke-chan?"

"I'm sure Na-ru-to." Sasuke smiled as Naruto dropped his chopsticks.

"Its Sensei to you, Sasuke-chan!"

"Naw, I think I will call you Naruto.....or dobe." Sasukes smile turned to a huge smirk when Naruto started to get very red in the face.

"Why you--!!!!!!!"

"Sasuke."

"What?" Naruto took on a look of confusion.

"Sa-su-ke dobe. Not Sasuke-chan."

"But, but!"

"But nothing, dobe. Cut the formalities when we are alone."

Naruto looked as if he would continue to argue, but before he could utter a word, Sasuke gave a laugh then jumped up and ran out of the ramen shop. Naruto bolted out of his chair, slammed his money on the counter and ran out of the shop.

"GET BACK HERE SASUKE-CHANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"

Sasuke was nowhere to be seen as Naruto ran down a side street filled with people. Most were young couples. The girls wore pretty Yukatas and Naruto began to wonder what was the occasion. He didnt have to wait long, for he soon left the side street and almost ran into a street vendors stall.

"Naruto!"

Naruto whipped around and found Hinata along with Sakura in yukatas, each holding a decorated fan.

"What are you guys doing here?" Naruto stuttered out.

"We could ask you the same thing Naruto!"

"Well....I was...just on my way home and saw the crowd. I thought I would see whats going on." Naruto smiled weakly. He chickened out. He couldnt tell them the truth. The truth that he had to take Sasuke home and he ended up losing him. Although....mabey he would get lucky and some nice lady will find him and take care of him! Yea! Thats it!

"YEA!" Naruto shouted out then turned beet red again as he realized he spoke his thought out loud.

"Umm....are you okay Naruto-sensei?" Hinata blushed at Narutos outburst.

"What the hell Naruto?" Sakura huffed out.

"Nothing! Sorry! Just thinking outloud!" Naruto grinned and ruffled his hair, "So what is this festival about?"

"You are so weird Naruto! The festival tonight is the Starlight celebration." Sakura dropped her scowl and smiled at Naruto.

"Would you like to join us?" Sakura held out her hand towards Naruto.

Naruto looked at the offered hand and grinned happily. Yea! God was on his side! Believe it! Naruto reached out his hand- and was brushed aside when a pale fingered hand took hold of Sakuras before Naruto was even halfway.

"May I join you beautiful ladies?"

Naruto's eyes almost popped out of his skull. The guy of his dreams! I mean the guy from his dreams! What the heck was going on!? There, before Naruto, stood the Sasuke-look-alike!

"Who the hell are you teme!?" Naruto spat out at the man. After all, he had kissed him! Or at least.....he thought he did.

"Naruto! How rude!" Sakura glared at Naruto then turned to the man, "I'm so sorry. Forgive him, he was born a idiot."

"Hey!"

"Shut up Naruto!"

"Now you two...please dont fight!" Hinata whimpered out, holding her hands out shakily towards both Naruto and Sakura.

Sakura straighted up and turned towards the man and smiled warmly, "Hi! My name is Sakura and this is my friend Hinata." Sakura clearly ignored Naruto.

"Its a pleasure to meet you. My name is Sasuke."

Naruto gasped. Could this man really be the little kid!? Thats impossible!

"Who are you?"

Naruto was snapped out of his thoughts with a start when Sasuke laid a hand on Narutos shoulder.

"Dont touch me!" Naruto stumbled back and started to turn around when a wave of dizziness caught him. He let out a whosh of air then collasped. Before he blacked out he heard Sakura and Hinata give a gasp of fright and the Sasuke-chan look-alike strangly yell 'Not yet!'. Funny....why would he say such a thing?

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Mwhahahahha! Some of you probaly know what will happen next, and if you dont.....oh wells! XDD You will all have to wait till this weekend! Tee-hees!

My Playlist while writing this-

Nostromo- Running Man (amv)

Nostromo- Watch them Fall Down (amv)

Nostromo- Vectorman (amv)

The Birthday Massacre- Unfamiliar

Thankies for reading and PLEASE REVIEW! Reviews are love!