Nya my lovely reviewers! Been a while huh? Sorry about that. I have been in a Axis Powers Hetalia craze and have churned out 2 fanfics! If you know of aph, and like the pairing RussiaXAmerica, I would uber love it if you read and reviewed those!

Moving on.....

I apologize in advance if this chappy is uber lame cause I have to try and get back into the Naruto mood! lol

The Summary- Happy go-lucky Naruto is a clutzy pre-school teacher who loves his job very much. Then one early spring day, he gets a new student with dark onyx eyes and raven-black hair. How does poor Naruto deal with a young child who seems to know certain things a kid shouldn't!?

I also apologize in advance for my poor grammar! Please forgive me! X33

I do not own Naruto...if I did.....MWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

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Chapter Seven- Babysitting Sasuke-chan!

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Naruto groaned and opened one eye a crack. He instantly regretted it as he was greeted by the bright light of his overhead lamp.

"Fuck!"

Naruto pressed his palms agaisnt his eyes. When he no longer felt pain he gave a huge yawn and rolled over....falling off his couch and on to the floor.

"Fuck again!"

"That's not nice language, Naruto-sensei." A voice chuckled from above him.

Naruto gasped and clutched his chest, snaping open his eyes. His student, Sasuke Uchiha, was standing over him, a smirk on his face. Naruto gave a yell and sat up quickly. His cheeks flushed red in anger, his mouth opening to let out a string of curses.

"What the hell are you doing here, brat?" Naruto spat out, "Why are you in my house!?"

Sasuke waited patiently for Naruto to finish then pointed to a piece of paper on Naruto's coffee table. Naruto narrowed his eyes at Sasuke but snatched up the paper and began to read.

Naruto,

Found you passed out at a ramen table (Really now?) so I hoisted you

on my back and started to carry you home when your adorable student came

up to me and informed me he had no way of getting home. I have a date tonight

so I left him at your place. Hope you dont mind! :)

~Sakura

P.S- Dont you DARE kick him out or so help me I will kick your ass!

Naruto read it again in disbelief. Then he read it again. Sasuke stared at Naruto and gave a sigh when Naruto began to read it a fourth time.

"No matter how many times you read it, It wont change whats written Naruto."

Naruto snapped his mouth shut and glared at Sasuke, "You really dont have anywhere to stay teme?"

Sasuke froze in his reply before he grinned.

"Teme?"

Naruto realized what he said and clamped his hands over his mouth in shock. This kid was really messing him up! Cussing out a child now? What was weird though, was that Naruto felt like he always used this word. It was a sense of deja vu but he quickly dismissed the thought.

"I have a reason to cuss. You are getting on my nerves and now you dare ask to stay here in my house for the night?"

Sasuke just shrugged while showing off his arrogant smirk.

Naruto suddenly felt very tired. He didn't want to waste his energy on Sasuke.

"Fine! But you sleep here in the living room, on this very couch!" Naruto growled out, pointing down at his couch he fell off of.

"Whatever you say Naruto."

"Stop using my name that way! Its Sensei!" Naruto stomped over to Sasuke who looked up with no interest. This only irked Naruto more.

Naruto shot his hand out and grabbed Sasuke's by the wrist. He pulled him out of the living room and down the hall to a closet door. He stopped and let go of the boys hand then pointed to the door.

"In there is some blankets and pillows. You make up the couch. I am going to bed." Naruto turned away from Sasuke without waiting for a reply and started to walk to his bedroom when the doorbell buzzed. Naruto turned back to Sasuke with a accusing look.

"You didn't order pizza, did you?"

"No...." Sasuke scrunched his face in puzzlement.

"Good. Stay here!" Naruto turned around and walked briskly down the hallway, turning the corner just as the doorbell buzzed again.

"I'm coming, I'm coming! Hold your horses, jeesh!"

Sasuke listened intently as Naruto reached the door and opened it. He heard Naruto let out a held breath, then chuckle at something the stranger said. He couldnt hear anything but whispers and he silently crept down the hallway. He reached the end, and was going to lean out when someone walked around it and crashed into him.

"Ouch!" Sasuke fell back and hit the floor. He began to rub his sore nose when he froze. The chakra in front of him!

"Ah."

"You okay Itachi?" Naruto peeked around Itachi who was staring down at a frozen Sasuke.

"I'm fine Naruto. I dont think Sasuke....chan is though." Itachi glanced from Sasuke to Naruto then back again.

"Oh! Your nose! I'm gonna get some ice for that." Naruto exclaimed then turned to walk away, not before muttering that Sasuke was a clumsy and rule-breaker teme.

"What are you doing, little brother? Why does Naruto not remember me and you as he should?" Itachi gazed at Sasuke who returned his unflinching.

"It's none of your business, aniki." Sasuke replied cooly before glancing to the side.

Itachi, quick as lightning, had Sasuke pinned against the hallway wall.

"It is Sasuke, if he does not even remember me!" Itachi then quickly let go as Naruto shuffled into the hallway with a small bag of ice.

"Here you go, " Naruto handed Sasuke the bag, "Sorry about the lack of ice. I need to get my freezer fixed."

Sasuke muttered thanks and then walked out of the hallway. Naruto and Itachi followed. Naruto sat down beside Itachi, while Sasuke stood a little ways off. Naruto glanced back and forth between the two of them nervously. He cleared his throat.

"Arn't you happy Sasuke-chan? You can go home with your brother!" Naruto silently in his head thanked the ramen god.

Sasuke glanced down, his body tense.

"I'm afraid not Naruto. I lost the keys to our mansions gates." Itachi replied casually like this wasn't shocking news.

"WHAT!?" Sasuke and Naruto yelled in unsion.

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Sorry guys....I know its crap compared to the rest of the chappys...but please bear with me until I get back into Naruto fanfics! lol

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