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by Brightstar's Promise

A story in which I make fun of cliches, bad grammar, stupidity, and anything else I can come up with! All in good fun, of course. Current: "Human-to-Kittypet-to-Warrior-to-Leader: Revenge of the N00bs"

2. Author's Note of DOOM!

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Cliché Two: Authors Notes Longer Than the Story.

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OMG OMG OMG! This is, like, my first fic and I'm so excited to be here! Oh, I better introduce myself! My name is Sparkly-glitterheart!

OMG, I'm getting off subject again. I sometimes do that, but not too much… Hey! I forgot to put on my socks, Brb.

Anyway, I'm back! Oh, and the name of the story is, guess what? The Story of Glitterstar! My cat, who I want to be SOO BAD is going to be leader at the end of my story! YAH! Alright, I better get on with the story. So here it is!

Oh, and no flames. At all. I'll get my super huge big giant cousin to come to your house and eat your liver if you flame me! Because, guess what? MY STORY DOESN'T SUCK! I worked SOOO hard on it, and if I get even one flame, I'll KILL YOU! Yes, I do know where you live, so no flames, k?

Oh, the story! I forgot! Let me get to that…

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Glitter was a kitty pet. She lived in a big house with a talking dog named Spot. She ruled over him. One day though, she wanted to go outside. She opened the door.

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So that was it! I hope you liked it! And remember, NO FLAMES!