I'm. So. Tired. Of. Holly. Lives. Fics! They're all over the net! I've only read two good ones, and they were some of the first. (PS: I'm sure I'm going to piss off a few people by doing this.)
Cliché Three:
Hollyleaf LIVES!
AKA
"Can't You Just Frickin Die Already!"
A rock almost crushed Hollyleaf, but it missed. Which is good, since if it had hit her, this story would cease to exist. Great, eh?
Hollyleaf then wandered in the tunnels for many moons. How did she survive? Eating dark river fish, of course.
Finally, Rock loaned her a spoon ("Hurry back with that! I use it to clean the small amounts of fur on my back!) and she dug out.
She than popped up near the WindClan/ThunderClan border were a patrol made up of Lionblaze and Jayfeather (WTF? He's not even a warrior…) was… patrolling.
"I'm back, bitches!" she screamed before popping back into the earth. Jayfeather and Lionblaze stared, but didn't say anything.
"StarClan, that was a giant mole," Lionblaze said before returning to camp. But Jayfeather had seen Hollyleaf and… Wait, seen? Oh, to hell with it, doesn't matter.
Anyway, getting on with the story, Jayfeather told Leafpool, who told Firestar, who told Leopardstar, who, for some reason, decided to tell Onewhisker (crack romance I assume), who then told Breezepelt.
"OMG! I have to rescue my half-sister, whom I am madly and deeply in love with! Screw you, Heathertail! Your name sucks anyway!"
With that, the love-struck sibling tracked Hollyleaf down (I'm not going to tell you about all that. It's not important anyway) and helped her gentlemanly out of the tunnels.
"Oh, Breezey! I want to have your babies!" Hollyleaf exclaim to her HALF BROTHER. Breezepelt agreed. ThunderClan love runs in the family after all.
Nine moons later (since that IS how long cats are pregnant), Hollyleaf had Breezepelt's babies and called them Moonkit and Starkit. You know, since those names are perfectly ok for warrior cats.
Soon Moonkit and Starkit got their warrior names, Moonsparkle and Starshimmer and started to get cool, awesome powers that allow them to fly and kill others by only looking at them. Because of this, they had to wear awesome kitty sunglasses all the time. "I'm a super-sue!" they exclaimed.
So, the happy couple and their inbreed children happy took over the Clans and Hollyleaf turned her brothers into fur rugs.
The End!
I understand HollyxBreeze when he still thought they weren't related, but some still follow that pairing. *Shiver* Anyway, submit your ideas, I need 'em!