I had a request to do one about Mary Sues, so, here ya go! Hope you like it!
Sweetstar: The Life and Times of a Mary Sue
"Chapter One: Birth"
Deep within the ThunderClan nursery, a graphic birth scene had just taken place. The queen had died, leaving only one small, weak, half-dead kit in her wake.
"Oh!" exclaimed the medicine cat, who had actually just gotten there. (If he wasn't so damn slow, maybe the queen would have lived.) "This kit will surely die! There are no other she-cats for her to nurse off of!"
The dead cat's best friend came into the den.
"I will call her Sweetkit, for that is what her mother would have wanted."
Sweetkit, even though she didn't have a source of milk, was unnaturally small, and also born in the middle of winter, grew strong. She ate meat from the beginning and made fires to keep herself warm. Sweetkit, in essence, raised herself.
"Chapter Two: The Prophecy of DOOM!"
After four moons, the Sweetkit received a prophecy in a dream. "Sweetkit!" cried a random cat. (Let's assume it was her long-lost mother.) "You will be the most powerful cat in ThunderClan and will be Sweetstar! Now, at long last (bet you didn't expect it), here is the prophecy. 'The Sweet cat will kick major ass and save the Thunder!' Good night, long lost daughter!"
All the Clan heard about it was stumped. What amazing cat could do that? What do they mean 'the Sweet cat'? Or 'the Thunder' for that matter?
"Chapter Three: Super Apprentice"
Finally, Sweetkit became Sweetpaw and went to her first training session. Her mentor refused to train her though because she was so small and weak. Too bad she kicked his experienced and powerful warrior ass to ShadowClan and back.
"Oh, Sweetpaw, even though you've only been an apprentice for a day we already fear and respect you!" Sweetpaw then gained lots of friends and had five cats, two from her own Clan and four from the others, lusting after her. Life was good.
"Chapter Four: Remember that Prophecy?"
Sweet continued to dominate ThunderClan. One day, to escape the six or so cat who were madly in love with the beautiful apprentice, she went to the lake to spend some time alone.
"Oh, my prophecy has been troubling me so much lately! I am strong, fast, beautiful and a great hunter, but I simply can't figure out who the 'Sweet cat' is!" Sweetpaw continued to lament about this until a vision appeared in the water of her long lost mother.
"You are the Sweet cat, bitch! Now save the Thunder-- I mean ThunderClan!"
"Chapter Five: Evil leader? Wait, was he always like that?"
Suddenly, ThunderClan's leader, Darkstar, turned evil. No one knows why, but that doesn't matter.
Sweetpaw, the tiny, mother-less, most loved apprentice, decided that she and she alone had to do something about it. One day she killed him. Yep, first try.
"Oh, we must give her a warrior name!" shouted the deputy, forgetting the proper warrior name ceremony. "I will call her Sweetheart, because the hero always gets a -heart name!"
Suddenly, lighting struck the deputy and he died.
"Hark! I shall become leader!" yelled Sweetheart. All the stupid little ThunderClan cat began to yell,
"Sweetstar! Sweetstar!" and everything was happy again. :)